OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

me (10:25:33 PM): ay3

her(10:25:48 PM): heyy

me (10:25:54 PM): qu1ck qu3stion

her (10:26:01 PM): k

me (10:26:11 PM): wh3n y0u gonna l3t me tapP d4t

her (10:26:21 PM): maybee

her (10:26:22 PM): iono

her (10:26:27 PM): how about righ tnow?

her (10:26:29 PM): sound good?

me (10:27:21 PM): n0 I jusT 4t3 dont w4nt 2 thr0w up on U

her (10:28:13 PM): i cant read what the fuck your tyiong

me (10:28:17 PM): a1t3 im st1ll d1gesting

her (10:29:16 PM): digesting?

her (10:29:20 PM): talk right

me (10:29:31 PM): i cant re4d wtf u are "tyiong" either

oh yeah geek bone chic

wsup

sayword, there are so many other whack motherfuckers you could hate on

please create a thread and follow through with appropriate hate

drake is too easy a target

first google image result for "landho"

stay mic-nificent

Skyzoo - Beautiful Decay

shit will be dope

thanks for heads up

anyone read that Blue Scholars signed to Duck Down? They are going to release 3 albums in coming months (?).I think

fuck, can't wait

yea no point in posting after mis godlike feast shit

w/e I ate like 6 bowls of this for dinner

if a girl is stealing your clothes you need to rethink how feminine you must look, also need to rethink ur hipster friends status

don't drink around peasants that know where ur jawns are

not that you are, ghetto, just sayin

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/07/28/obrien.bia2.harveytown.cnn

2:22, is that the principal from cam vs o'reilly??need confirmation

not sure if I posted in this thread

HAPPY OMEGA BELATED BIRFDAY GURLLLLL

ultimate dick god got banned, rIP

trappin all day as I pour chardonnay

fuckin ling rush in under 2 minnay

can't fuck with my millay

tarry, watchin sunset as I feed your bitch berries

at the party but bounced after popped a few cherries

I'm the field general like George O'Leary

mutha fuckin ryu, 100% parries, and C.R.E.A.M.

make ya girl scream, my fat gat claps like a dream

get more bitches than Charlie Sheen

in 2 and a half men, so I stay swingin the pen

pack more heat then 10 men + MC Ren, locked in an armory

you don't run half as fast as me, my name on the bar that say here's where you try to reach

I'd run for president but I know I'd get impeached, fuckin more Lewinski than Bill be!

rock a trillby as I water skii - you ain't hotter than me! me than hotter ain't

you seem quite quaint, sorta like a cottage on the east coast

I toast most, when my nuke ghost, or my ghost nukes,

you say you never lost? those were all just photoshop and flukes?

please you make me puke

the duke like duke nukem, I don't fuck with no skookum, I stay on that

temple of jawnz, fly to Florida and have me some prawnz

then fly back, light up a track and smack some of that

fat ass, gave the girl a rash then I gave her a rag

said clean yourself up

gettin more pussy than dismal's pup

^^^couldn't find the website, just changed the number on the end of the url

these still here?

lol awshum

last night

spring rolls and

nuoc mam

so I got some herbs and sprouts from the Chinese supermarket and then just boiled some beef and steam cooked some shrimp, then did the whole thing where you dip the rice paper into the hot water ----> there you have it

this morn

threw leftover ingredients together and stir fried w/ an egg

I used too much oil but otherwise was satisfying

"so, how much of my shirt will you read before you let me get in there?"

the positioning of your finger makes that picture like x1000 better

I knew that, I get that shit from my white friends, confusing me and shit

going to tapioca express to get some w/ the pearls now

caramel snowbubble sounds hell of gay

What are you defining as conservative? I live on the east coast but for the most part asians are on that Christian influence tip. They might be fucking, drinking, smoking weed, and aborting that mixed race fetus before their rich grandma finds out about it but when it comes to vote they are going to toe the conservative line almost all the time. Plus asians aren't busting asses to get to med school so they can get taxed 40% once they start making some bank.

Plus this whole argument is moot because we all know asians don't fucking vote anyway, which is why I know me and my kid will never taste the savory flavor of free government cheese.

lot of azn I know are on that rich-white people tip but can still speak Chinese and shit because they are only 2nd gen. 3rd and 4th gen are already in like top 5% of the nation so I never see them

^ now those are the azn ppl i know.

I hang w/ the middle class azn and the mixed white azns that are more azn than white - rare pokemon

Oh by the way,

in Taiwan, no one drinks boba anymore. They just started to try to push out "boba strips". When it finally arrives in America 3 years from today, please don't consume it. It's actually worse than normal boba.

Asking an asian: do you guys actually like boba, or is it because your mom told you to like it?

I like boba, sometimes w/out pearls

The 'non-conservative' asians go to Starbucks. Ask cutebutdeadly

I never go to starbucks

cept to buy giftcards for people bday I don't care about

leatherseatbelt are you white?

no azn I know is conservative, but I live in cali so almost no one I know is conservative

nvm leather just read you were tawainese

does anyone know their ethnicities down to the root? I know my mom's side is like fukian like the rest of taiwan

turnin me on

什麼性交

did you buy all those when you were a kid or did you just start buying and flippin on ebay for extra cash later

werkin

word brad pitt, large azn eyes ftw

those azn society trying to conform to white people standards more and more all the time, the eyes were one of the more obvious shits