OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

having your final due last thursday and not feeling like turning it in this tuesday when you've had a three day weekend to work on it.

wait what the fuck? this is my EXACT situation?? fucking parallel universe concept:confused::confused:

shit reminded me of whitney (no-creeper concept)

WHY WOULD YOU POST THlS?? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ANYTHING THAT KANYE WEARS IS INSTANTLY UNCOOL?

wow. finally watched Rumble in the Bronx

I watched this on TNT Friday night. Is this what they keep replaying?

that frisk vid been posted over 9000 times son

A string of my violin broke, getting charged 15 bucks to get it restrung

fuck that shit

^^^^

old as fuck, unfunny

I rarely ever get sick, and this winter, not even once. For some reason, I been like hacking up all this yellow shit and my throats been fucked for like the past 3 days

I don't even think I'm sick.... I have allergies, and I had to do a lab for bio involving dissecting hella flowers and shit. I think that the pollen is like built up on the inside of my lungs and I'm hacking it all back out

IT'S TAKING FOREVER, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

cough syrup/claritin don't do shit

Saw some asian breezy on my way out of the gym that was part of a university sports team as well, and didn't look haggered as fuck. Bitch was still cute.

This shocked me, as most asian girls I've come across are somewhat pathetic at sporting endeavours, let alone making it into a team at what is regarded as a decentish sporting uni.

you never been to norcal? every girl's highschool sport in nor cal is dominated by Asian girls

i was talking to some kid just now and he said he had to hit the gym. i was all "dude, we're playing tetris online and this is the first time i've ever heard anybody use that excuse"

he replied with "i'm from ca"

on iminlikewithyou?

please describe everything in that picture

so I took 2 claritins this morning for ridiculous allergies, shit gave me super fucking vision. I could see the detail on the wood on the cabinet from like 20 ft away and shit. now it's wearing off and I feel like I'm oging blind

matsu post gave me a giggle

btw those guys are rockin apc shirts, jeremy scott ties, yohji pants, augusta shoes

can't wait for this exciting shit

post update pics dismal you tease

bad picture, concept is delicious though... Viet sandwhiches

yFl-WQAXM

Also, my grandmother is beginning to develop Alzheimer's, we think; she is at least cognizant of this. She was always the biggest advocate of my marrying a Vietnamese girl but she's now 79 and on the brink of dementia and so she's loosened the restrictions somewhat.

"Lan," she said, "you need to get married so I can see my great-grandchild. I am developing dementia, so I don't have much time. You should marry a Vietnamese girl, but Chinese girls are fine. Japanese girls are okay, too."

this is fuckkkkkked up...get one of your cousins or something that she doesn't recognize anymore and rent a Vietnamese baby to make her happy before she slips away...(4)

my fam would prob be down with any children that are mixed Asian, but they would strongly prefer Taiwanese. My sister is dating a Korean, and they don't know yet. Me and brother are placing bets on shit hitting the fan when they find out. Actually, that might actually just be my mom. My dad didn't care about Latino ex...

2if2iO3tUcE

was she like taller than you?

my parents be hella concerned since I'm not like hella shallow that I'm going to get with a plainer looking girl

they are like more concerned about that shit than race, as far as I know

The converse is also bullshit. I don't trust women that go out of their way to tell you a certain aspect about their personality; always judge a person by their actions.

this is wisdom, every girl thinks that they are some like pinnacle of creative ingenuity, intelligence, and class or some shit. you must distinguish diamonds among the dirt

how to take home chicks of other races without provoking mass chaos in the family gossip network?

my mom brought home a strawberry frappuccino from starbucks, i haven't had one of those for like maybe more than 4 years. shit hella tastes like strawberry nesquick mmmmmm.

chilly morning, this, and knowing you have nothing to do all day

like 2nd best feeling in the world

I love to barbecue. I would definitely do it everyday if I could.

I am going through a phase like this now

fuckkkkkkkkkk love me some garlic butter shrimp

this has got to set some kind of record for the most e-beef in the shortest amount of time on a single thread, not on purpose

margiela incognitos:

http://www.yoox.com/item/YOOX/MAISON+MARTIN+MARGIELA+8/dept/newarrivalsmen/tskay/F0FDB994/rr/1/cod10/46124156XP/sts/sr_newarrivalsmen80

VS

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/New-Maison-Martin-Margiela-Incognito-Sunglasses-Black_W0QQitemZ250429290168QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item250429290168&_trksid=p3286.m63.l1177

checked yoox earlier for those, been sold out

unless you somehow getting them in another way

actually, that BAGUETTE fit might be the tranquil essence of peace/love/life that can bring a stop to all this chaos

let us take a moment

the twins?

i randomly see them in the city all the time.

my friend actually had some meeting with them and mentioned my name to design t-shirts LOL>

anyway.

my room is hot as fuck

i wanna kill like 8 of these right now

WATCHU KNOW ABOUT POMEGRANATE = CHINESE APPLE

fucking love pomegranate juice, just copped like 3 bottles of the antioxidants flavor

aite well, before he got the dipset shit going on, he had a nas av and like 3 red bars. he never did shit, and everyone ignored him

now he has you attention

take that away from him!