OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

yea i koreans are too harsh on other races. if its not korean its not good. i remember i said fuck koreans jokingly in school and literally all the koreans in my grade came up in a group and talked to me. my other friend also did the same thing. except he got decked in the face. his fucking girlfriend was korean '.

this would make it worse, most azn guys don't like non azns w/ azn women

not me, just sayin

jikissi, I have a friend who is adopted (ethnicity like Thai, Tibetan, Filipino, etc) . His adoptive family is like ultra rich - dad was ex 49er, white upper class shit right? so basically he channels hood and dresses urban black youth ish and says nigga, uses ebonics w/e on the regular, no one cares. to most of his friends, but I've known this guy since grade school and he talks to me in this regular, white American type proper English

it's just how society judges you, like if you dark, it's all good,but unless you are black, then being light skinned will get your ass beat for saying that shit

^^^the darker your skin is, the more acceptable it is to say shit like that

Majority of my white friends have Asian girlfriends , I always wondered what is that about. Honest question do Asian girls prefer White males over their own?

in US, yes

well if you want to understand about why Asian tourists are generally rude first thing would be to explain or give example of said rudeness cos you can't truly try to be open and see from their perspective unless you can explain why you've come to perceive them as rude..we can't do our best to enlighten you.

any tourist of any race would be rude to obnoxious loudass Americans assuming non-whites are tourists, also I'm first gen from immigrant fam and honestly, they don't give a fuck what anyone outside of their community and family say/think and they stingy as hell so basically their perceived rudeness is lack of giving a fuck

as for the white guys with Asian chicks I can't answer that but there's Asian guys with white chicks so everything sort if balances out? (I hope)

no, the ratio is like 3:1 for whiteguy:asiangirl / asianguy:whitegirl

@ first thought that was this-

asians who only hang out with other asians. Stop that shit.

is it just Asians? or do you hate black people that only hang out with black people and white people that only hang out with white people

fruit flys

got fruit trees outside the house and since it's hot they keep flying inside:mad::mad:MOTHAFUCKA

winning the pho challenge might be assisted through the use of a slotted spoon.....

I think I could do it though...do they watch you the whole time?

edit- it doesn't say you have to drink the broth?

^I think he means during

for me anyways cos I eat the noodle first then drink the broth

yeah

I eat the stuff first too! I could only drink 1/3 of the broth though. Way too much.

I have this one friend who would eat everything, and drink the bowl clean, and then see if anyone else had leftovers.

Monster

I doubt I could consume the XL, but I always drink the broth for the L. the beef tripe, meat, and noodles have to be consumed at an even rate otherwise I feel like I haven't experienced it correctly.

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I never put hotsauce, but I always add the basil, mint, bean sprouts, lime. I can't imagine eating it without those

I usually eat fast paced, but then I start to sweat a lil bit when I drink the soup because I eat hella fast so it's still hot as fuck when I drink it

fuck my mouth is watering

hate the smell that it leaves on your clothes after

the next day though, smells kinda good

nig that aint nothing

when I was a young strapping teenager I used to order the XL and mango smoothie at our regular joint, and my dad would get the L and when they brought our food they would always swap our orders because they thought I couldn't eat the XL

the XL you can lose your chopsticks in (0)

wtf? did you drink the broth? that is ridiculous

I always get the red bean/condensed milk/ice w/ the pho, best shit ever

The last two nights I've woken up every two hours to go take a piss. I haven't been to a doctor in years, but if my sleep keeps getting interrupted by this I'm going to have to go in to find out wtf.

me 2

only if I drink water like within 3 hours before bed though

the alternative is to not drink water and wake up with stank breath

@panda - seriously. Most of the asian guys I see eating pho in chinatown inhale that shit in like under 5 minutes.

that's like the longest I've ever taken to eat a bowl of pho

except this one time when I was foolish enough to order a large at some real og pho place, Pho Saigon I think... it was the size of a sink bowl. It made "large" bowls from other places look like dwarves

the chopsticks didn't even fit all the way across the bowl, you could fit 4/5 tea cups in the bottom, etc...

took like 10 mins to eat

^^^high priest of scarlett johansson

doesn't chantheman live in nutsac town?

w/ orion,6's and I

wsup

stay swagger crushing on those fishes...and bears and other outdoor shit

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people who type a single phrase of french in their blogs like, au revior or C'est la vie. nigga you ain't french you asian stop playin

so all asians should just stick to speaking asian right

I know this guy and I fucking hate him. He is the biggest CAB I have ever seen.

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this sucks

locking myself out of my apartment, and

my smore marshmellow falling into lauren's fire, and

when I have to refill my cup

this is a bitch.... especially if your shit was like perfectly done and then you about to take it out and it falls and I want to stab a motherfucker with the stick

So, I went to J&J's Hawaiian BBQ today after smoking up. Decided to split an order of chicken katsu with my friend and we're high as balls at this point. Halfway through my second bite, we hear a loud scream and see some small asian girl in front of the place.

We start cracking up when some random asian guy runs across 8 lanes of traffic from the other side of the street and starts yelling at her. She starts crying and looks shocked and surprised at everything he says. My friend and I can't understand anything but we're laughing really hard. Out of nowhere, 3 other fobby asian guys with their laptops come and sit down at the same table the couple is at.

We finish our food and we're still cracking up and talking about them in a volume best described as.... yelling. When we get to our car, we contemplate if we should do something because the girl is now next to the sidewalk and we guess she was threatening to jump into traffic? We kind of stood there and we started trying to videotape them.

I guess they notice us videotaping and those 3 guys get up and start walking towards us looking for a fight. My friend approaches them and starts saying stuff like "what!? you looking for a fight? huh? don't FUCK with me you scrawny piece of shit!" and they backed down and we pulled out some folding chairs to watch and smoke another bowl.

Somehow, the cops didn't show up and what was weirder was when the girl made out with 2 of the 3 guys, not the random asian guy(he walked home?), and then the 3 guys and the girl got into an accord and left.

I swear to god I was tripping on LSD.

you talking about L&L?

fuck, did you upload vid?

"Uh... did you say 'yutes'?"

"Yeah, two yutes."

"What is a yute?"

"Oh, excuse me, your honor... Two YOUTHS. "

where this from....

outerwear/windbreaker/hoodie shit look good

dunno bout shoes, look sorta like nike hiking boots

like that shit though

yan is my moms name

w s u p g u y s

wtf I watched some episode of dora the explorer where they drew chinese motherfuckers like fuckin the slantiest eyes I have ever seen on anything

fuck a doctor suess cartoon, these bitches should be making the caricatures

never tried, but cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite cereal of all time

must cop

i hate being so full that i immediately have to take a shit after getting up from the table.

wtf this is great

then you feel all empty and fucking all energetic after stuffing yourself

feels good man

you can snuggle with me any day. <3

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sunburn

my face is on fire.

lol insert lanky motherfucker joke

30 spf should be good

oprah and jonas brothers already been posted but I must stress