OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

OMG THE DAEDELUS SET WAS AWESOME I ALMOST VOMITED BECAUSE IT WAS SO AWESOME. FUCK

wtf of the day:

so i go to the kitchen, i smell something cooking. my brother's gf is making pasta, she says, "hey sam do you want some?" i say, "oh nah, it's okay don't worry about it." and she's very persistent on me agreeing. she says, "no really sam, do you want a little bit, there's still some left." i just say, "yeah alright sure." then she turns to my brother and says, "oh, did you want to finish the rest of it?" he says, "yeah i'm pretty hungry." and donna tells me, "oh.. sorry sammy."

like, wut? WHO DOES THAT?

someone that does this told me that people that do this have a list of importance. like at the top would be whoever will take priority in everything then goes down etc.

on a side note, look what came in:

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haha brb cock down my throat

haha this is the truth right here

I think I'm going to name my firstborn 'Minotaur', be it male or female. thoughts?

that's funny, I was thinking Theseus was a good name for my firstborn

comb that shit

salaryman I wish they made leg-hair combs just for you

will17 is that undercover?

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ultimate late pass

I think the first greatest freakout is real but there are like 5? of them now and there is no way that kids are like that

like even the thought that there is any chance at all of my kids becoming like that is scary

People who don't understand the concept of forming a line for the bus. You can't just come from all directions and expect me to let you on first. Get real.

People who take the bus one stop. JUST WALK IT.

how can you even complain about public transportation small shit like this

dude jerkin off on the bus/whole swarms of dudes smoking/cussin/drinkin while sexual harass women with children and shit all day concept

may the cum jokes begin^^^...

bonus fried rice w/ spaghetti sauce and some eggs

green bean (???dunno) tapioca

fuck I love this so much, I don't know why

hao yoh mien, where my Chinese peasants @

fried eggs w/ toasted basil/mint over rice and the rest of my sriracha chili

bonge(bonng?)

where da vetnamnese @

hot pot city in milpitas

sv_2a4KRnog

the fact that I'm conditioned to wake up around 6~7am every day no matter what.

& I don't feel sleepy until around 2am

this is killing me....I NEED THE ADDITIONAL SLEEP STOP WAKING UP

Not being able to handle less than 7 hours sleep anymore.

I swear, after I turned 20 (21 now), I just got shit at being able to handle undersleeping, like when I was 15, I could go on 3 hours a night, multiple nights in a week, no problem.

9 hours of sleep and I'm GOOD TO GO, just need 9 hours and I can't fuckin sleep lay in bed for 2 hours rolling around fuck

yes^^^

my absolute favorite focaccia bakery closes on the dot at 1pm unless they sell out then they're closed much eariler..and often then not i go around 12 (which is super early for me considering i'd have to transfer twice via public transportation) they're sold out.

that guy that always rolls in with a mini cart carrying away at least 12 flat loaves has earned my wrath

find out what his schedule is and plan a stick up for when he does this

edit- yess to what sam said

dunno if you lurked back long enough to know moy

he kinda looks like an older version of moy then leroy

more facial hair too

I don't even know leroy, but the name came to mind, dunno, maybe saw something in a thread long ago

yeah, you look like someone...want to say leonard leroy for some reason

do you have evolution porn from that shiii

yeah, does anyone have the pic of him in denim shirt and rolled up jeans

got the goatee and it's like close up shot with the light from the left

uhh nvm that's like all of them but

wtf aite I don't even know how to describe but I remember someone making a comment like, "this is the best I've ever seen workwear look"

edit:talking about xcoalescenawefbklfg

wtf this is like physical manifestation of orgasm

here are my general tips that i gained from experience

protips

I literally do all this, but I am just a shit typer. also around lvl 17 it gets so fucking laggy and the words just start to teleport

yea i have about 2,504,-- WHAT THE F

facebook RESET MY SCORE AGAIN

i had like 2,5mil and was ranked worldwide WTF

brb gotta reclaim the throne

aye they didn't reset the score did they? they just clear the monthly and weekly shit

your score will stay in the all time ranking thing

feel like omegass noob

I think I'm ranked like a cyborg or something

fuck, all those alien/uber alien motherfuckers must be getting hella ice and wind or some bs

branespload were u the one that was ranked like ultimate bullshit or something on typing maniac

fuck, I suck at that game

Fuck, American food is so cheap.

yeah all the Americans that aren't on sufu are obese for that reason

IxBulp6A644

actually it's me and white/jewish/julz

fixed

chantheman and every thread w/ white women

tying their long hair.

not long hair tied up, but the process of the hair being tied.

yes

short hair... it makes me weak

girl with an attitude, can't stand when a bitch says 'yes' to everything

and yeah what salaryman said at the beginning of this thread, if a girl knows what she wants it's definately a turn on

yess

Scalp and neck massages. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

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