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Judge me by the stains in my underwear and you'll smell who I am.

I need more goat bell.

Voodoo at the Super Domed place of Major League Football teams of players.

Harder to spread than there's a giant at the door.

Great week for finding music I love!

Well, Stacey informed me last night at about 11:32 that we have been married 20 years. We have only remembered our anniversary twice. I like her.

"Gov. Romney, sit down."

I just cleaned out my belly button and guess what?

From all the times I have been given advice about my candor, I think I my not know when to be candid. Do you fine friends have any rules of thumb about when to be candid and when to just speak with a shine on your words?

What's that movie with Jack Black? You know the one.

Fox News is a booby trap of misinformation (lies) for people that are blind to what is news and what is opinion. Joe McCarty would be envious.

Over the last couple of nights my views on religion have changed. God did did populate the Earth twice through incest.

The flavor of tasteless people is never bland.

I'm watching people on TV that follow other people and both sets of these people mystify me.

I can't find any info on Ivan Govain. Poor fella. You think it would be in the news.

Here is a comment I read about the Scorpions bass player:I read some comment somewhere on the tube, some troll said Francis made 0 contributions to the band. My reply, #1 how's your band doing? #2 you don't get to be the bass player for the likes of Roth, schanker, or jabs by being just a nice guy! AYFKMHey.. What?

Where is the side stroke in the olympics? My favorite type of stroke!

Practicing childhood surgery

Dynamo Humm.

...and what would you like this morning sir....Blood and Ignorance.

Did you Y'all see that shit last night?

Who would of thought, Justice Roberts! Right on!

Miami Heat! Up by 7 or something.

I did not fart.

Roger Clemens choked up.