BearCousin

lol my ex wanted to be "friends" and i basically told her no.. we've been nice to each other and what not, until today when she texts me:

"so you've been going to chelseas? thats cool. ill come get my stuff tomorrow while you're at work. didn't take long. ill leave my key on the microwave"

my response: "you broke up with me remember?"

her: "you don't have to worry about talking to me anymore"

this shit put me in a super good/mean mood... kinda wanna just keep texting her shit that will piss her off, prime example of why "friend zone" doesn't work. too much jealousy bull shit but im glad i don't have to talk to her anymore.. she was being overly nice to me lately and it was getting super irritating.

super hot well-dressed girl came into work just now, gave me a huge opening... and my bitch ass didn't go for it. now i'm upset.

do it dude. better to do it now than waste time and have that shit on your mind all the time. get it over with and go holler at some babes.

going to dinner with my super fine neighbor tomorrow

i was near the guy that caught the garbage he threw... dude looked pumped until he discovered it was a fuckin napkin hahaha

^ when is twisting your dads nipple ever appropriate

i do shit like that all the time to my dad... flick his titties, slap his ass and say "good game", racial slurs, all dat shit. super fun.

kinda hoping we discover dinosaurs on another planet, bring them here and make a real life jurassic park.

tonight i was bout to make a move on this girl i hooked up with a few years back... then she got swooped up by a friend of a friend. guess i was too late, probably gonna go jerk it in a minute.

yo lemme get a list of the brands so i can go buy that exact fit

spending money on yourself only

this.

fucking.

rules.

dude i failed an interview miserably because of that question... i just sat there with a blank stare like uhhhhhhhhh.... finally gave some shitty answer and dude was all "is that all?"

petra is the best drunk food downtown... their lamb & beef gyro's taste so good when you're hammered.

it has always helped me (in any break up) to focus on all the irritating/annoying/bad shit that a past gf has done. yeah i'm still a little bummed about it.. probably more mad than sad about it, but you gotta keep on keepin on. get out there and meet new beezies, hard to think about your ex while you're plowin some babe.

Now get us dem pics.

scroll up homeboy

past couple ep's of hell on wheels have been dope.

update: she just moved the rest of her shit out, and took her shitty kitchen table with her. I get to get a new ballin ass table set. also getting rid of a shitty fish tank that I have... in it's place is coming a nice arm chair, lamp, and one of these...

http://www.etsy.com/...?ref=v1_other_2

i'm pumped.

edit: if anyone in northern california wants a fish tank and stand holla at me. free for whoever comes over to move it.

just broke up last night... shocked because it wasn't about me. We're both in college and she wants to leave the state for grad school and her reasoning was because she is too happy here (being/living with me) she's been getting sucked in and is afraid that she will never leave and accomplish her goals... could tell something was up this past week because she's kinda been avoiding me but never expected this. 2+ years down the drain, at least she said I could return her christmas presents.

the kids were up to their mouths in balls, they were balls deep.

why people try to make their voicemails funny

start packers or texans d this week?

cant wait for my first kiss

girlfriends pumped because we put christmas decorations up at our place tonight. she's in a good mood while on her period, i'll probably get a blow j later.

girl on the right...need more pics

BOOMSHAKALAKA!