BearCousin

saw this on tumblr... brand name?

damn, thats rough dude. sounded like the shit was gonna happen eventually though, better to find now than not waste more time with her. just gotta try and stay positive and go hang with those new beezies you're in touch with. (and introduce me to their friends)

well duh, you can still catch something though

girl i know just broke up with her man, she's into it but i know she's been around the block. how do i go about asking her if she's been tested before? or do i just say fuck it and stick it in?

or

tangential confession: I love the look of a girl's asshole.

the fuck is wrong with you!?

dude i haven't hung out with/spoke to in about 3 years hits me up randomly because he knows i go snowboarding all the time and wants to borrow all my shit. get the fuck outta here man.

superintervention for julz

my friends' number on facebook has been 666 for the past few days. maybe i should just maintain it that way

i was working on getting 666 and i got about 40 people away and got sick of everyone and deleted all but about 70 people. kinda wanna start rebuilding...

or just call and tell her you want to rub up on her vag again.

why is everyone avoiding the mom/dad question!?

fuck both!

masturbate with a cheese grader or sandpaper?

do you think san francisco hates williams more? or does baltimore hate cundiff more?

i say sf.

College student, just broke up with GF, have no friends.

I'm lonely and sad. Anyone in NY wanna be my friend?

ill hang with you if you fly out to california with a suit case full of product from saturdays for me.

niners beat giants by 10. calling it.

Can anyone give me tips/pointers on successfully quitting smoking? I smoke at least a pack a day, an I'm kinda sick of my lungs hurting every morning.

run out of money so you can't buy cigs

got a buddy who's friends with ms. washington... i told him to hook it up until i saw fb pics :S

we also have good day sacramento, the most relevant, non-annoying news program in america.

kings are gettin buttsexed

hate away, it's the reason i quit... i got really really good at it.. like to the point of turning pro, then i realized how stupid that sounds "professional paintballer"

gave my number to a friend of a friend because he wants to buy some old paintball shit off of me... and now dudes texting me non stop tryin to hang out and its super irritating and he's weird as fuck.

gave in after a year or so and just started one tonight.

http://smoothdata.tumblr.com/

just keep poking her on facebook, almost certain it'll work.

as much as i've wanted to, it's kinda hard because we've lived together for the past 1.5 years i've got shit of hers, she's got shit that is mine, discussing who keeps what, etc. both been kinda busy lately so she hasn't been able to come get the rest of her shit... but apparently tomorrow it will all be gone for good, finally time to pimp out my man cave and get some ladies up in here!