BearCousin

lets get back to the fatties..

has does not have a federally mandated vacation policy..

good ol' american education

i bet your country doesn't have the LFL.

so last night me and my girlfriend go to her parents house... we noticed tape on the knobs of the stove and on the thermostat... her mom told us that all of the knobs have been turned on in the middle of the night and they wake up to the smell of gas... so they taped them. the gas has since stopped but now the heater gets turned on in the middle of the night and they wake up sweating... this has all been happening right after they put some prayer thing above the front door that is supposed to "bless the house"

kinda weird but whatever...

then my girlfriend starts telling me shit that went down prior to all this... apparently she used to be home alone and would hear running up and down the stairs, footsteps in the hallway, the dog would bark at something but she could never find anything... her dad who doesn't really believe in any of this crap swears that one time he saw a little girl standing on the stairs staring at him. apparently when my gf's mom was younger, her brother who was 3 at the time started a fire under the middle of her bed...

i've been scared shitless since last night when i found all this out. anyone else ever encountered shit like this before? should i call ghostbusters?

my goal for today is to hunt down all the ingredients and have this dish prepared by supper time.

this looks fucking amazing.

I don't think I have seen a longboarder that doesn't look like these two dorks.

save the carving for your pumpkin, get a real skateboard bitches.

No offense to the guy but i really like to smack his face

would love to punch, then watch the replay in super slow mo HD like boxing on tv just to watch those cheeks jiggle

is walmart a department store just like kmart (which we have in australia), or is it something completely different?

walmart is an american monopoly that gets sued almost 20 times a day. they bend the rules as much as possible to get tax breaks. they are a terrible company. yet i still can't stop going there to get cheap shit that would cost twice as much elsewhere.

the only thing better than playing with a pair of tits, playing with two pairs of tits.

100% accurate description of myself.

Actually it could contain approx. 39% of your whole population.

http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/trends.html

you can't argue with the facts beeee-yotch!

call the policeee

i finally got out of bed to call security and the music stopped and the party ended. fucking terrible timing.