BearCousin

i'm totally a milk maid but with bread.

my mom gave his wife my wedding dress.

LOL!

most likely heading to the east coast this summer and probably stopping by fenway to watch liverpool/roma. what are some good cheap hotels nearby?

one time me and a friend were skating outside a high school minding our own business when a group of 9 or 10 russian kids come out of nowhere and surround us asking if we've seen any cops in the area... du's were closing in so we bolted. never ran so fast in my life... soft as fuck but i don't give a shit. i didn't get stabbed that night.

point is, there are a handful of people out there just looking to fuck shit up for no reason. It may be possible he deserved a punch in the face... but you never know mayne, that coulda been me getting beat the fuck up for no reason and some idiot like yourself would be on the internet talking about how i probably deserved it.

snapped this one of some doofus @ sac state today.

WAYWT: longboard edition

lrg/ecko/nike/creative rec knockoffs/mall grab

lol you push mongo

he's gorgeous

what.

http://www.facebook.com/lovebeingblack

oh jesus

you long boarders are so dorky you can't even think of good put downs. please continue this argument until hell freezes over.

you may be able to go 800 mph down a hill on bear mountain but try to ride a bowl, mothafucka.

you're correct about dipshits being everywhere, most of them ride longboards.

sack up and bomb hills on a real skateboard. it's sketchy as fuck but way fun and you don't look like a goofball.

same du i posted about a while ago not answering calls/texts because he has a gf now...

couple months ago i told him about a show in sf.. he says lets go, he looked for tickets and told me they were sold out. yesterday that mother fucker posts a picture of the band on instagram. he went to the show with his girlfriend and i'm going to punch him in the dick next time i see him.

pregnant bitch on my Facebook constantly takin pics of her naked ass belly just posts this:

"The inevitable has happened. @ 29 weeks I have experienced peeing my pants for the first time during pregnancy! haha I'm sure this won't be the last I'm just glad I sneezed and leaked at home."

she got deleted.

how to get moar green reps?

ate a hot pocket today and the motha fuckin super hot cheese dripped down and burnt my chin

this one made me lol pretty hard...

It's prob your pheromones aka scrot juice making her moist

For those that donated to Kony 2012: Money well spent!

Report: Invisible Children co-founder detained by police; charity made 'KONY 2012' video

he was beatin off to invisible children

as goofy as this is, seems like the most positive du you could possibly hang out with.

chris paul on that kobe/hamilton steez

throwing in a finger point in the process wouldn't hurt either.

10 days after your favorite holiday!

lol @ around 1:00

tell her you need help studying, invite her over to "study" then whip out yo dick.