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coulda made that shit like 3 normal sized paragraphs dummy

i say choke a bitch if she ever talks to another dude

hamilton got traded to LA?

shit was even sicker in person i almost dropped my nachos

had a dream last night one of my posts got the ultimate neg train (-266)

this is my favorite thread on sufu

when you get the potato chip that's too big for your mouth so you have to break/bite it in half and crumbs get fucking everywhere.

The real question here is: What kind of grown man takes baths?

shits awkward, just laying there in your own filth staring at your pecker..

shit"s" in the bathtub as in he's done it multiple times? does he just pick it up by hand and place it in the toilet while he's chillin in the tub? or does he try to jam it down the drain? or does it just float around in there while he's bathing?

Been single for almost a couple months and have so much more money to spend on myself now and it's fucking tight. no more paying for 2 meals when i go out, no more buying shit groceries that i didn't even like. Been able to buy myself nice things every paycheck (just swooped some edwins last week, new furniture coming next week), got a parking ticket this weekend and not even stressin about it. Never realized how much money i spent on that beezy, feels good to use it all on myself.

...i see a girl with no shoes on, then i think of julz trotting around a bathroom with no shoes on.

i actually think hndlz is kinda funny. feel free to neg.

Honestly. How is that not obvious. Just go to her place with a bottle of wine and smash that ass.

fuck the wine, save your money and go over there with nothing but yo dick.

not talking about you idiot

^^one of my best friends recently got a gf (bout 6 months ago) and now the mother fucker wont even text me back when i see what he's up to. i don't care if you're busy and don't wanna hang out, stop being a douche and have the decency to tell me you're hanging out with her... this the same dude that me and my ex girlfriend always invited out whenever we did anything. shits lame.

this been posted yet?

all this time we been making fun of bogie and it turns out he's a star and fucking played bernard the elf in the santa clause 2.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/this-could-be-big-abc-news/combat-photobombers-everywhere-173623034.html

if this shit works... dope.

you ugly.

we have like the same couch and the same dog. pretty much meant for each other imo.

30 pound lobster caught off the coast of maine. wtfuhh.

i feel like she's gonna be fat as fuck in 5 - 10 years

isiah thomas is the jeremy lin of sacramento, but getting no props because the kings still suck.

god dammit. there really does need to be a show about your life.