Icarus

My hair probably does need to be washed. But the wind was also blowing, assholes.

This falls under the "No man, you think it's like that but it's like this" defense. Won't get you too far over here on the internet.

Just barely too small. Shux

Never handled a cheaper shoe. Sole is made to split.

Could just be baffled.

YOU SET ME UP, BRO.

Calvin Oscar's mom or dad must be a nursing home/ hospice care provider; he had to pick up the institutional care steez somewhere. That or podiatrist.

You know I'd always be down to roll if I wasn't ~1000 miles away.

Be too shook to go near that barbed wire anyways.

Holy crap would you look at that felting.

Clearly the necessary duds for summer are a bathing suit and a life preserver. And of course a finely-crafted canoe paddle.

Not a whole lot of fabrics would let you do that, sadly.

worm is looking beyond here.

Pasty arms cru

On my way, gents!

Really, phuccer?

Got that shit, my dude. Still! Problem #1: I wear all black.

Asbjorn, leapt into my girlfriend's arms at the shelter and has lived with us ever since.

Also, the reason my steez has been impaired ~75%. White long hair.

Pretty sure Corter lives in Boston, which is a hike.

What is this crap

JUKE, son

WHATEVER CAN'T EMBED YOUTUBE i-MORON

Those are LOW rise. yow!

Blapping on the blat is the finest moment of my life.

MINERAL TOURISM

Avey Tare brand spirit quest is inauthentic.

CD, Tues-Sat, bruddah.

LIFE IST LIFE

smart wool/apc/cheapmonday/orgunmastuh

Pretty sure this constitutes a jugend.

When they were 12 I mean.

You rockin that hairstyle that fratboys had back in th' day.