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truth ^^ very creative remixXxXx

might freeze the shit out of your mouth depending on how cold they have to keep it

they had a hearty laugh. then the convo quickly turned south and i peaced out.. no pussy for me

told a bunch of cags at the bar i had a hard time doing my taxes cuz all my offshore bank accounts

I remember going to an under aged drinking class (got busted at a party)

Some random dirtbag in the corner goes "I smoked for 12 years. Quit cold turkey. Easiest thing I ever did." I'm like yeah what ev, what are you even doing here you're like 35. This aint no smoking class.

ive got huge legs and decided i will shave them and compete in bike races this summer. spandex will be my friend

looks like a flat chested female. not hes a feminine guy, its the combo of short sleeves, v neck, long hair and long arms. just sayin

hahahahahaha I just saw this one in another thread. had me laughing out loud. Dude is literally drooling with rage. such a sweet internet hyperbole gif

why do you care what your ex-gf is doing? still frands?

We make friendly contact periodically. we have gone weeks without words, by then I could care less what she is up to. We had an unpleasant exchange saturday which I think brought about the dream. Time to go back to full radio silence .....for good

woke up early this morning due to a nightmare. had a dream ex-gf covered her body in tats, started doing low class porn and hard drugs shutter

after making breakfast i had a burst of responsibility: I made appointments to get help w/ my taxes and checked for STDs.

its called having no muscular tissue in your legs. pussy little micro legs

overexposed

^^ stuff is barely above mundane, his terrible photos are what kills it

let me first start off saying that I am a rather attractive male. Extremely attractive, and fashionable more so.

Unfortunately, since I prefer to keep a tight and well regimented schedule, one morning I was running rather late and was forced to take the bus. I grab the first open seat I see taking no care to look at my seat partner, as I was preoccupied with observing the cuties aboard.

To my cruel amusement, I am sitting next to a complete ogre. I struggled to maintain my composure as this beast of a woman became visibly uncomfortable in my presence. Her forehead began to glisten, knees jerking uncontrollably,..wow. if I had any empathy whatsoever, i might have jumped to a newly empty seat. But no, I sat and let her waft my cologne. awkward

^^^ no

this guy is just annoying.

matsu pissed off people.

i liked.

but dawg, its the internet, you cant let people get to you that bad.

Dude is pissing a ton of ppl off, must be doing something right (0)

people don't wanna get shaken up

to everyone wearing high waters:

FUCK YOUR ANKLES

maaaan, i'm a student in a 'hard' major, and i dabbled in the brain drugs. I really dont think it helped me, although it managed to do essentially what all drugs were created to do: make boredom feel enjoyable.

I can say I studied 4 pages for 6.5 hours straight, and I can even say it was the best time i've had in the library, and I can EVEN say I got so ADD i bought a coffee maker on ebay, but I can't say i got a very good grade

fake tittie comittie

^ looks like an ex-gfs mom. would bang both no hesitation

So apparently my bro tells me this is the "bully" kid in that video.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002185493415

FB wont let me add him. "Too many friend requests"

awwww I was gunna heckle him!!!

any word on the FB account of the fat kid?

man the japanese government and officials are getting massive flack in the german press and media for their bad information policy and their incredibly bad behaviour during this crisis

so bizarre, only thing you hear about in the US is the reactors. No word on the thousands of dead and recovery efforts.

whats with people complaining about finals in march? mine are in mid may :confused::confused:quarter system?

i wish i could see the future humiliation first hand. shes got some nice bitties, i'll be the first to admit, but she also looks like a 5 foot nothing doughy bleach blonde bitch.

yeah man, ditch the cigs. not only do you stop smelling like a low life dirtbag, but there is monetary and health benefits in it for you too.

I dread that first whiff of cig smoke when a person gets on the bus "dontsitnexttome dontsitnexttome dontsitnexttome dontsitnexttome"