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wow, that girls expression, first from the left. utterly bovine (no pun intended)

does anyone know where i could buy some hundred trillion notes? i think these would be great to have as a little historical anecdote. show to grand children and such

Not really sure how to feel about this

i've slept with a 'fitness chick' with a really pronounced adonis belt, not as extreme as this. Its a little unsettling.

forgot how fucking COOL this video is

-CreEuaS8QY

warning, boobs

man when people don't acknowledge that they've met me to gain some kind of social leverage just pisses me off.

Last week i was chillin at a bar with a girl i've been casually dating. She brought some dude friends with, one of which i met at this exact bar a few months ago. The night i first met him i was drunkenly slobbering on the chick i was with (made him real jealous apparently). I go "hey whats up, long time yadda yadda" and the guy practically yells "Man i dont fuckin know you! I never been here! shit!"

I just gave him a deadpan "my mistake." fuckin tool

song gets me amped every time

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bustin out the shorts cuz its a fucking hotonetuday!

i think i somehow got roofied on sunday... i know i made myself 2 rum and cokes, but dont remember even really drinking the second one. i completely blacked out.

now... ive been super drunk before... but never blacked out. my wife came to get me and said i couldnt walk, couldnt focus my eyes, was completely non responsive. there were a few cute girls there, and about 10 red solo cups on the table... i may have drank the wrong drink.

you hang with a fuckin sketchy crowd

i don't know why i'm surprised to read this

im buying some camo shorts this weekend IF IT KILLS ME!!!!!!!

first internet inspired non jean purchase..hmmmm..

even if president barak obama was making fart noises during a movie i wanted to see, i'd be like "Yo"

^damn scott! that is fuckin SWAGG!!

you forgot the (10)

i once had a super boring job and for a few days i tried to catch cat naps in the bathroom toilet stall. talk about the worse place to nap. its 95% quiet then theres the occasional BLOOSH GLABAALABGALALA from some old guy with gastro problems in the next stall. very counter productive to my nap.

late pass

post pix of pale white sorority flesh being bared for the first time in 8 months

ehhh its going to be rainy so they will be wearing cute rain coats

cant wait for mifflin block party tomorrow i'll be fillin my back pack with beer (UNOPENED THIS TIME) and having a blastoise!

"prima nocta"

life will find a way

i dont know how to embed

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as a Caucasian male this group makes rap music very accessible

box wine fort, to keep the haters out

camo is so internet hot right now

this thread is heading nowhere fast

Love how motorcycle girl is sitting in the drivers seat but with her feet still on the foot rests for the bitch seat, classic

saw that and was like uhoh...not a good idea

jedi mind tricks only work on weak minded fools

girls aint no jedi, they just have vaginas

girls have a magic way of distracting you from having a life and making you believe its in your best interest

as a single bro, its good to hear reminders from my locked up bros how they wish they were single some times. but this bed is so lonesome..then again, my hobbies are so awesome

i just bought a third bike and may start taking karate classes. aint no bitch telling me I cant. HA