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people who are overly sensitive

was at this ramen place today, one of my friends (he's muslim) ordered some pork-free ramen or something. when i jokingly told the waitress "he wants bacon bits on that" i got so many dirty looks. da fuck??????

on this note

i hate political correctness. When the sphere of politics itself has submitted to total incorrectness, what place does this phrase still have in modern usage, regardless of what dimension it's applied to

once u figure out what a joke every thing is,

being a comedian's only thing makes sense,

People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. They're not laughing any more.

.........don't know if it was just a joke that fell flat, but you are aware of where the Number (N)ine title is derived from, no?

beautiful, poetic, sublime. Yohji might be here and there with his menswear; never misses a note with his womens.

hmm...i'm moving apartments in about a month, don't know when these are being shipped out. May have to hit you up for a mailing address change up notification, mlproject.

the submission i put in isn't my best work, but fuck it it was a pretty real snapshot of the kind of thing i had been inspired by when i did it. thanks for putting this together, look forward to seeing it in its entirety.

i don't want to come off like a condescending prick, but to his credit, The Road, along with many literary texts assigned in high school curricula come at a time when the reader hasn't really acquired the life experience and ups and downs to really grasp a text, the language and technical writerly brilliance notwithstanding.

Lord knows pretty much all the shit I encountered in English classes as a youth, even in college, I was not able to really appreciate until revisiting well after.

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heh, touche. i rest my case

never said i was a pope, never said i was a saint. i am who i am, not what i ain't

wow

you're an alright guy, someone who struck me as more intelligent than that.

You're saying pedophilia is more noble than what ended up being consensual sex between two adults (she DID end up agreeing to it, nobody gonna press rape on that. She was practically trying to see me every other week after this) who aren't even blood related, but happen to share to designation 'cousin' due to some distant family tie.

THAT is fucking retarded my man

well

that is ancient

i mean even as recent as the 20th or 21st century, there is much crazier shit goin on and nobody is screaming for the hills because those are all figures relatively removed from your immediate acquaintance.

well, in the greater context of art, culture, society, history etc etc, this one off event does not even deserve a fine print footnote. There's been much greater transgressions committed throughout, many of whom the offenders are probably figures a lot of the general public holds in high esteem.

I don't hear anyone calling for a ban on Ginsberg because he went on safaris to fondle prepubescent boys. My isolated incident is hardly a perversion. If you see it as one, you're either conditioned by the hypocritical prudishness imposed on your teachers of youth, or you need to get out and live and learn a bit more.

ay

i told my grandma (mother's side) about it, she said my cousin's misanthropic hustler of an aunt and clueless mother have been trying to trying to push my parents to arrange a marriage between us, no wonder there was that period they kept coming to Hong Kong to try to meet up w/ me. Hadn't seen her in about 6 years, she turned into a real vermin. Hit it and quit it, since excommunicated. I tried to reform her, but she don't wanna be saved why save her

can't rep but that's a good one

also re: the other thread, regardless of what it provoked, i'm glad it brought some spark back in you

from what i gather it seems you've mostly been raised in the West your whole life, are you even Chinese?

regardless it doesn't matter, we come from completely different cultural backgrounds, i don't take offense at your or anybody else's disgust. If you are raised and rooted here, this kind of thing does not sound out of the common, hardly shocking given some of the perversions that go on. it was a one-off event, not something i regret or even give much thought to now.

How distant are we talking? Like your dad's brother's wife's niece? The Chinese term cousin applies to pretty much all relatives so you're not blood related I don't think it's a big deal.

Also ain't FTB ain't your family pretty well off? How desperate is your cousin that she gotta turn tricks? Are we talking street walker or just being a kept woman for several rich guys in return for an apt?

family in its entirety isn't well off

my immediate family has done the best of em all. we made it to the lower middle class tier

some 'relatives' with virtually no blood affiliation are slumming it

yo i've never heard of no chinese rules that said it was alright to fuck your cousin

a lot of chinese people marry their cousin, even those closely related

happens.

she is distant enough there is virtually no relation, like 5-6 tiers of separation at least, nobody in my immediate extended family. and mother's side = green light. if it's dad's side, no matter how distant you are crossing the taboo line

some of you guys need to familiarize yourselves more with your own culture, take an anthropology class, or have a more open mind

kids should be lining up any minute now even though i'm sure they have no idea who he is

i think Supreme is alright

I think Lou Reed is alright

but something about this combo really doesn't click

no really

i haven't gotten into a physical altercation in a while, since high school

that was like a decade ago

i feel like with enough years of pent up aggravation while the beast inside has remained dormant, one of these days if the right button is pushed, somebody gonna get rolled into ICU

nah but it's not a smooth type of hustle

it relies on sheer bullying force in the event the hustled don't cooperate

chinese, as it is, are also in general not the smoothest talkers. No zoot suits and brown leather blazers with purple turtlenecks round these parts.

yeah i have always wanted to eat dog

i hear the koreans are pretty good at doing a kimchee tofu soup variation w/ dog meat, that sounds like the better way than the steamed chinese dog.

never been a trained fighter

but i wouldn't mind having a motherfucker look me the wrong way so i have an excuse to buss some heads open

too bad i don't go out any more. maybe it's for the better.

thing is she's like, "oh it's not like she's a "real" customer blah blah blah"

fuck bitch who do u think brought all that shit that got you your bonus? I said it in polite speak but now she's bitching behind my back so yah that part I don't care she can say all the shit she wants but I'm mad she's going to get a bonus cos of me :mad:

fuck that

wait for her outside after work

and then give her a piledriver onto the asphalt, followed up with crippler cross face (Chris Ben-wah RIP)

talked a distant cousin of mine who has resorted to turning tricks these days into letting me hit. actually wasn't so much talked into, more like gentle coercion. mother's side, so based on chinese rules it is safe (no incest concept)