Osmosis Jones

evil, should have asked her to blaze

asian girls tend to either blaze regularly or really against it for dumb reasons. best to just be modest and let them bring it up.

anyway, that tammy girl hit me last week but i don't want to go out (primarily because I have finals and also because I am pretty broke due to buying another motorcycle)

white and blue 675. so perfect. at the track? even better.

71 Honda CL100 scrambler. Working on this bad boy over winter. except it doesn't need any real work.

So I think I went on a date today? I was coming home from work, rolled up onto my driveway/sidewalk and started opening the garage door. There's a silver accord parked in front of my house and the driver is still in the car. I take off my helmet and gloves, setting them on top of my motorcycle when an asian girl gets out of the drivers seat of the accord. I ask her if she's leaving any time soon cause I want to park my truck in her spot(because my truck was parked on the next street over and it's street cleaning tomorrow morning) and she tells me she's eating at the korean restaurant on the corner. I tell her no worries and she asks if I need an ETA but I tell her I can just look out my window.

and then while she turns to leave, I say, "Also, you are really pretty."

she turns around and her head is cocked to the side a bit, "Did you say something..?"

"umm. yeah.. I said, I think you are really pretty."

"Oh thank you.."

She turns around and continues walking towards the korean restaurant. I go to put my helmet and gloves inside the garage and when I go back out to push my bike in, she's back.

"Do you ever give rides on this?"

"umm, what do you mean? for like. money...?" (I'm a courier so my first thought was delivering a person...)

"No, as a passenger. I used to ride.. by the way. I'm Tammy"

"Bobby"

small talk ensues. and fast forward to

"I'm sorry but I feel like I'm keeping you away from your date."

"Oh it's just my aunt. it's no big deal"

"Well, just ring my door bell when you get back and I'll go grab my truck."

and then my roommate comes home and we start cooking some food and smoke some weed.

fast forward about an hour. the door bell rings. i am super high.

I walk downstairs and there she is, I am wearing slippers. oh well. I ask her if she wants to warm up her car but she says she'd rather walk with me to my truck. We talk, get to the truck, get in and we end up driving around for 20 minutes just talking about random bullshit. Anyway, she asks for my # and says something like "well, I guess I'll see you soon"

What the fuck just happened?

1 year 10 months.

which one does not belong.

Thinking about picking up a Honda 919 in matte black....

My package was sent probably 2-3 weeks ago? I didn't include a list but evilcrayon should be receiving(forgot to include note and take a picture):

James Heeley perfume samples -- about 8 of them. I really like.

Nomad T-shirt - from my shop SOLD OUT!

Paul Rose 17oz made in Canada Jeans 'cause I saw he enjoyed the denimz. It's a heavy pair and I hope they fit.

Super cool bear-head shoehorn I found in a random, local shop. Apparently Canadian made pewter or something

Surface to Air Apex + Nadir necklace that I received as a sample.

APC bandana.

Assorted sour gummy things.

Assorted Japanese snacks. One in particular is this noodle shit I lived on during uni. Basically, you just boil up some pasta and empty the packets into it -- it's really good but you can't eat too much of it. I think I sent the spicy fish roe flavour.

There might be more that I forgot but those were the ones I remembered..

Sorry to give it away and I hope he doesn't read this first but it's from me. I also realized I didn't put my username anywhere so at least you know where it's from!

I got your package! Been busy with midterms but here's some photos:

I used to be big on scents so +++++ on the samples even though exteeng is allergic. I'm gonna wear it anyway. The jeans are the perfect size but people have been calling me gay. oh well. The bandana was from acne and the necklaces were dope. I always wanted a feather necklace but the ones I've seen are $$$$ so all in all, PERFECT PACKAGE. sour candy is always a plus.

PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME IF I AM RELIGIOUS WHEN I WEAR THE SUPREME CROSS/KNIFE. good thing i can slit my throat and die.

I liked it a lot more in it's original form. Mainly because that new front wheel looks tiny and kind of out of place. Looks like such a fun bike to ride though..

And exteeng just got a new bike so no more Honda Hawk GT. Instead, a Honda CB-1 with 400cc of liquid cooled inline four fury with a 14k redline

All the Hondas in my garage are now in good running order with good tires, good chains, etc.

From right to left: 1990 Honda VFR750F, 1990 Honda CB-1, and 1976 Honda CB550K. Sorry for the blurry photo but I haven't had a chance to pull them all out while it's sunny.

updated photos:

no editing

Terrible photos. Kybosh, holy grail status for sure.

down like charlie brown.

thumbs down on mission chinese. not that spicy, hella smokey means everything tastes overcooked.

but what do I know except D&A cafe. Spruce has made every other burger taste like shit. except Pearl's. My ranking for burgers isn't on taste, price, or amount. Instead, I go for how satisfied I am after the burger.

In order:

Spruce

Pearl's

Slow club

NOPA

everything else is terrible, stay out of the marina.

don't have a license? impound. unless they let you leave the bike parked somewhere and have a friend move it. and that probably won't happen either. so you just go to jail.

picked up a bultaco sherpa T m199

ironheart x634sx

it's that time of year again. i know we are all free this friday, who is down for some burgers?

How are Ultimate Ears Triple.Fi 10? Shure wants $200 to replace the left earbud on my SE425. I can get the UE for close to $150.

working 3 jobs and taking one class this summer. I wonder how gas will be this summer.

Reviving this thread. Sup headshots.

you should have sat directly across from him so you can intertwine your legs together and maybe accidentally graze each others inner thighs with your knees when the train hits a bump

at least, that's what I do

I'm glad I'm not the only one to do this. If you're bothering me on the bus (stepping on my shoes, yelling at your phone, etc), I'll stand real close to you and fart in your face. Then whenever the ride gets rough, I'll accidentally brush my crotch in your face.

mega cute girl in one of my classes, keep making eye contact with her and her with me. no idea what happens next.........

the obvious answer is to force yourself onto her.

it's what she wants.

xpost from sf saved my life.

went to pick up takeout from genki ramen in san francisco. you were at the bar when the server asked for my name and you recognized me or something. Then I asked if I knew you and I think you said Mike lowrey... You were with a racially ambigious girl and driving a black honda accord.

What are the shit choices bro?

Joining the marine corps reserves. Typical "What can I do to piss off my father?" behavior.

who said hi to me last night at genki ramen? you just muttered something like... mike lowrey...? dunno. black accord coupe with racially ambiguous date. i mean exotic.

seen her around. she's fucking retarded and useless.

guess that makes her a kag. but goddamn if girls don't make shit choices.