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I have made a woman orgasm in a public place without undressing her. (0)

how much chocolate did it take?

The way he brushes his teeth. (NSFW/gay)

Seconded so fucking hard. Would +rep if I could.

the best part of being a boy who dances is translating that rhythm into the bedroom.

Yeah, I've found you can actually tell a lot about what a guy's gonna be like in the sack by how he moves on the dance floor.

the fuck is wrong with your asshole that shit just explodes out of it during the night?

he left out the part of the story where the girl pegged him long and hard with a huge dildo.

avant suggestions? Kevin Drumm - "Second" and Marcus Schmickler, John Tilbury - "Variety"

And I'm currently downloading Chris Corsano's "The Young Cricketer" since I haven't heard it since it first came out. Solo percussion improv. We'll see if it's as out there as I remember.

telling you, man, pampano on 3rd ave between 49 and 50. only reason to go that far uptown, but worth it. also comes with agua fresca, usually melon, watermelon, etc.

Yeah, that place rocks in my memory. Though I haven't been in like 5 years. Placido Domingo owns the joint, right?

^college sophomore, 20 i guess. was a lifelong goal to bang a 40+ woman. in 8 years, it will be accomplished, but prolly won't be all it's cracked up to be.

This just reminded me of a confessional I might as well add to the thread. At age 18, I lost my virginity to a 40 year old. One of my college professors no less. In a threesome.

My sex life has gone downhill ever since.

I was considering voting for him until he nominated Sarah Barracuda. She scares me even more than Obama disappoints me. Now I don't know who the fuck I'm voting for. Maybe I'll write in Emil Beauliau. Or Morris the Cat.

I've come to the conclusion that Xenakis' Oresteia opera requires both a virtuoso percussionist and a virtuoso bass soloist in order to be effective. Tonight's performance that I caught had only one of those two and, as a result, sucked when the bass was the center of attention.

I think I even fell asleep for a segment of it.

I just noticed that a nude portrait of me that a friend shot and put into the gallery on his website has recently been removed from said online gallery. And although I felt kind of awkward about it while it was up, I suddenly really miss knowing that it's visible to the world....

well i mean there's a big diff between putting your dick in her whilst wearing a raincoat and eating her out clean

but the music is good

If you say so. I think it's a little worn out. And gets less and less powerful the longer I listen.

People always freak the fuck out. The best place to be is holding on for your life to the drum kit. Their show's really about the energy, not the music.

this thread has devolved into superpervs

doesn't every thread?

facebook is creepy

this is not the first time. I went bar hopping with this girl and a bunch of others 2 weeks back and she got so drunk she couldn't walk. I carried her across campus and to her 9th floor dorm room and did essentially the same thing. I don't think I'm friendzoned.

2 times means a little more of a problem. Third's the charm though, follow this pattern one more time and you're officially "that nice friend who always takes good care of me when I get sloppy drunk".

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Giant_ice_penis_-_is_climate_change_to_blame?&in_article_id=304450&in_page_id=2

Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame?

Thursday, September 11, 2008 If there was any doubt about the terrible threat that global warming poses to humanity, then it can now be dismissed - as this shocking photograph proves that climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises.

The cockberg was photographed by Andy Rouse* in the Bransfield Strait near Antarctica.

Experts now believe** that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom.

correct me if i'm wrong, but these are just downloaded PS brushes?

I created these with specifically prepared pieces of found paper and the scanner at one of my jobs. No digital editing except for adjusting the scanner settings in order to make sure the images rendered the way that I wanted them to. Sort of all about abusing glitches in the way the hardware saw things on the paper when improperly programmed.

In fact, I'm pretty sure only one of those was ever opened in PS and only to remove a small smudge that I couldn't get rid of at the scanning phase.

Since I'm busy hating here I guess I ought to post a few pieces again. These are all from the past few months. Click 'em for larger versions to see all the grainy detail.

I guess if you can extract my intentions from that 'description,' you have masterful powers of inference. I'm usually pretty ambivalent about how much I reveal, generally favoring subtlety. In this case, I laid the foundation, but still left it up to the viewer to build the house. Regardless, if my presentation swayed you one way or another, and elicited an emotional response from you, then I have done my job.

OK. that just made me dislike you even more.

If all you had posted was the image, title, and medium. I would have been +repping you. But instead you had to go off on this dumb new-age talking about the meaning of your work crap. And then think we're gonna bother to finish "build[ing] the house"? Nuh uh.

Good art stands on its own. Only bad art needs that kind of bullshit artschool justification.

Edit: this is not to say art can't have deeply personal meaning. Just learn when keep it to yourself sometimes.

Sometimes okra is delicious.

Sometimes okra is gross.

I really want some okra now.

edit: the delicious kind.

is this the part where we make puns about sausages and chicken?

I bet you didn't even need my palm for that. You read it off my cuff!

seeing that i get so many interest in this, i'm afraid ima have to charge now.

just $5 dolaz and u will know ur future!

so cheap!

paypal only. thanks.

way to kill your thread