broneck
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yo it sounds like you might smoke too much though
seriously.
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I've been dieting lately. Not aggressively, I'm not yet at the point where I need to count every calorie and cut out carbs entirely, but I've been doing my best to watch what I eat.
Yesterday I sat down to some low sodium tomato soup, a slice of 10 grain toast, and a glass of carrot juice (by eating like this throughout the week, i feel okay about eating cheeseburgers on the weekend). my co worker, let's just call her...Wendy...wendy strolled into the kitchen for whatever purpose, and took it upon herself to give me an appraisal of my lunch.
"ewww what is that orange stuff?!"
a little background information. wendy isn't 10. wendy isn't 16, wendy isn't even 25. wendy is 34 years old. wendy is also fucking pregnant. you should have seen enough in your 34 year old, pregnant-ass life to not be grossed out by what is pretty fucking obviously a glass of some kind of health juice.
me: it's carrot juice. it's good, and it's super healthy wendy. you should have a glass. it'd be good for you, and the baby.
w: ewwwww grosssssss no way that looks disgusting! i'm going to have some grape juice. it's healthy too!
me: wendy. let me see that grape juice. (investigates nutritional info). wendy, this has 40 grams of sugar per cup. that means that in the same amount as a can of pop, there's almost twice as much sugar. just because it has vitamin c doesn't make it healthy."
w: well, carrot juice looks gross. i want something that tastes good.
m: wendy, you're pregnant. regardless of whether or not shit tastes good you should be eating healthy food, especially with the complications you've had.
w: i know, i can't though. carrot juice is gross. i'll stick with my grape juice.
m: wendy, you haven't even tried it. how fucking old are you? 8?
w: no i'm 34.
m: yeah, 34. you're old enough that you shouldn't be afraid to try things because of the way they look or sound.
fast forward to today.
wendy is in her office, which adjoins mine, allowing me to hear everything she says.
about an hour ago, her phone rings.
"Hello? Yes this is Wendy. I'm sorry? Oh, hi Dr. Henry. I have what? gestational diabetes? oh. is it my fault? oh...so my diet may have contributed? i don't eat a lot of sweets though! i mean, i drink a lot of juice but its really healthy tropicana stuff! [at which point smack my fucking head]. okay...so i can't have any more juice? oh...just sweetener. ok. well, i'll call you in a bit to make an appointment. okay, thanks dr. henry."
i guess the fucked up part is that i'm haven't said a thing, and i'm not going to. if i open my mouth to talk to her about it i'll probably tell her it's her fault and no one elses, and that can't be good for a fetus. i feel bad for her baby but she's a fucking retard.
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a better way to break it off would be to not talk to her at all and just start hanging out with girls who aren't her.
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Since around the end of november. She started to get really cold towards me. She never likes it when I try to make a move and kiss her. What kind of girl doesnt like that? Obviously one that is not into me or seeing someone else. I mean if she is. She should just tell me. The phone thing is also a dead giveaway. How come you not gonna pick up my number but you picking up a random number? There are other fish in the sea and I aint mad.
cut. run.
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i know those diors
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man
the fuck
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the top is not black, just a darker navy than the jacket. didn't have a pic w/o the jacket, but the top is a sleeveless turtleneck.
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fuck it
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i recommend reading Ulysses by James Joyce. You can tell them it's the 6th time you've read it.
scoff if they say they haven't read it
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This right here. I've met more beautiful and intelligent women simply approaching them in coffee shops or bars (restaurants even better). Sometimes when I'm bored and sitting at home I'll take a stroll to a restaurant to grab a bite to eat, and bring a book along. I've met girls simply by virtue of the fact that I'm a guy out in the city, comfortable with being by myself. It's usually easier to meet women alone than when you're with a group - probably because you're more approachable/less intimidating to be approached by (no friends catcalling or judging, etc) - so don't be afraid to head out solo. And if you fail to meet anyone, hey, you've had a great meal and got some reading done, so you're not exactly down on the evening. Also, if you're ever thinking "Oh, that bartender probably gets hit on all the time so I shouldn't say anything." Think again. Waitresses, bartenders, etc. All human. Do they get hit on a lot? Probably. Do they say no a lot? Probably. Do they say yes sometimes? Definitely.not happening, it seems as of late several males I know have been trying the online dating thing. I tried it myself recently - plentyoffish, okcupid etc. etc. didn't get a single legit reply and i'm a pretty normal/decent looking guy. I've come to the realization that cute single girls simply do not need to ever use online dating in their life. if a woman is attractive all she has to do is visit a starbucks or a bar and she'll get approached often enough. i reccomend just visiting your local pub/bar, but continue occasionally approaching women in typical public places to broaden the cache.Save plentyoffish for when you're 50 and divorced.
(edit - do i need to clarify that i read books when i'm not trying to meet women too? come on, fuck)
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im rich tho
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you finna start beef son
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elevating my fashuns one cop at a time
i'm doing the opposite
divesting myself of all wardrobe diversity and wearing the same thing more or less as a uniform for the next year. olive pants, black button ups, grey crewnecks, combat boots, and a fishtail coat.
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i think it's been pretty wimpy since homophobic slurs were banned
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There's this fantasy that we're fed through pop culture that we're all gonna go out to amazing bars and pick up knockouts every night
fantasy?
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took a 50% pay cut starting feb.
can't wait to be fucking broke
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one of you looks cold
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she did tell me she used to do that online shit where ppl pay to watch you do fetish/show body parts.
also said ppl used to pay to watch her smoke...which i am def not against so i would join. could possibly lead to other things.
i will not pay for this.
otherwise, pm'd
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straight thought:
have sex with her and make videos of it
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anyone who doesn't have me on Facebook - I'm selling a fuckton of clothes for way cheap prices. lots of wings, geller, some band of outsiders and APC, etc. all size large ish.
if you have any interest in $50 button ups and super cheap tees and pants, let me know. pm me here.
too lazy to supermarket, not enough profit margin to ship so it's toronto only for the most part.
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i'm fuckin haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamered
metallica ruined lou reed
forever
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yo check this
what if it was real
fuck this shit
if anyone in nyc is moving faster than scott and i on a sunday they've got a plane to catch
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nope, it's not. from your posts it sounds a lot more like 2-3 times a day haha