broneck

(i am not confident in my forumla. perhaps i should factor in "how much she spent on you")

i owe my ex money.

instead of repaying her, i copped mark mcnairy smilie hat, dior homos from 06, toj1 varsity, a new belt and shirt from acne. it feels so good

she broke my heart

how much you owe her - how much you spent on her = how much you actually owe her?

don't usually post here, but i found these and thought i'd share

greenland from 10,000 ft (I know it's not as artistic as most of the posts here, but what can you do through a window with a point and shoot)

oh yeah, new low today.

some kid came up to me - probably 14 or something. he had a 10 dollar ear-ring in his hand.

kid: "can i buy this?"

me: "....yes?"

kid: "i only have $4."

me: "well...that's not enough?"

kid: "well, I have $4. can you just lend me the rest for a few days? i'll come back in a few days and pay you the rest."

me: "...can't one of your friends loan you $8?"

kid's friends: "nope!"

me: "so if your friends won't even lend you $8, why would you expect a store to."

kid: leaves.

me: kills self.

Fuck you to the people who show up 30 secs before closing and continue to try things on for 40 minutes after closing and not understand why:

• Music is off
  
• Mgr is counting cash
  
• One dude is vacuuming
  
• People are folding shit
  
• Expensive shit being put away
  

i have a question - why are you letting this happen?

you know there's diplomatic ways to deal with this right?

"sorry, we're closed at (insert time) and we have to have all fitting rooms empty by then. sorry for the inconvenience but we're open til x tomorrow."

not rocket science dude

many changes. i will pm you to update.

i think the people i want to murder the most are the people who pick up a garment, look at it....decide they don't like it...and put it back on not the shelf the just took it from, but a different one, amongst different garments that are clearly different

it would take you the exact fucking same amount of time and effort -possibly less time and effort - to just put it back where you picked it up from

fucking idiots

you're a fucking cunt

except for that a sewage pipe ruptured in my basement and my house smells like shit

i mean something really traumatic that doesn't just stink like poo

i'm validated, i don't give a fuck why

my life has hit a level of routine where i'm actually kinda hoping something traumatic happens so at least i can like have something to talk about

games played is worse

i wanna get my chichis painted by smitty tbh

these guys are not remotely #menswear

this is called #2007indiebritpopband

Super risky hitting on a client with your work email.

Awesome it worked out, though.

i was quitting so i didn't care.

i mean,

yolo

How lame would it be if I used someone's academic email address to ask them out?

I don't know anything about this girl other than the random tidbits she has told me in class (she hates coffee, for example). We get along very well in class and are constantly flirting but it could be just the setting.

Midterms are coming up though and I don't really want to ask her out during that week because that's annoying.

I've been attempting to find an angle in which it would be appropriate to email her but I've got nothing.

i sent an email to a girl from my email account at the bank i worked at

she was a client and i emailed her to tell her i was leaving and to call me at my home number

i got invited to a fashion show and a sleepover with the hottest girl i've ever met out of it. just fucking go for it.

up again come on sufu, anywhere for pretty well any price

up!

anyone have more info other than Chloe?

someone on sufu dated her.

i hooked up with this girl on friday. she is hotter than i knew a girl could be. like 11.

she's rich as fuck, drove me around in a mustang all night, looks like an underwear model naked. is italian, but from rome, not from woodbridge. i'm pretty sure she was "slumming it"

i've never understood what it meant to be on this end of the spectrum before. but fuck, it feels like shit.

Nearly chocked on my tea when I saw the first pic.. whoo

chocked

my grill is still out at the cleaners and i've got a party to hit

you in toronto?

willing to do trades?