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Met this super aggressive pan handler today. I guess I ignored him the first time he asked me for change because I had my headphones on so he walked next to me for like 2 blocks telling he would take whatever change I had. I make it a point to never give money to young, able bodied dudes who aren't performing something so I just nod and listen to him ramble about needing a toothbrush before he goes to rehab.

Then he goes "man I don't want to do it do I have to take my gun out and rob you?" At this point it's 4:30 in the afternoon and we're on 5th ave right in front of Washing Sq park so I say "yea you probably do." Then he unzips his jacket, puts his hand inside, and whips his hand out with the fingers pointed like a pistol and goes "bang" in front of my chest.

This freaked me out a little but I also made my day interesting so we walked through Washington Square with me asking about what kind of rehab he was doing. He told me heroin and xanax and showed me his needle tracks on the arm. Told me he tried heroin for the first time at 9 years old when his brother shot him up. I asked him why a 9 year old needed to do drugs and he said his dad was molesting him and it made life easier to deal with.

I told him that was pretty fucked up and gave him 75 cents.

Man Vs Food is in my state today and the challenge is at my alma mater. Pretty psyched even though I hated Rutgers.

bootleg? Official screener?

Red pandas are so fucking adorable. I prefer them to actual pandas in just about every way.

Not even jawn, but $10 basics from Uniqlo. Not that heat tech isn't awesome. Was it new stuff still in packaging or shit that you've worn already? The latter would be just really weird.

All of my friends coworkers must think we are in a gay relationship because I show up to his work functions sometimes and sleep over his place to drink beer and play wii.

Is there an age limit where a guy can sleep over his friends place without it being strange? I think we are def past that age but whatev.

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Damn it's still like 50 degrees in NYC. This winter has been warm as fuck.

I think I'm more surprised at how relatively average the chicks he banged were. I'm not saying they're ugly but he could def be pulling 9/10s nonstop. His wife is hotter than all of them by far.

^^What features make that phone cool? Looks mad 2005.

When I eat dumplings in my room and use this really strong black chinese vinegar for dipping. The smell of that vinegar lingers like a motherfucker and white ppl always think it's BO.

I was fooled by the Wachowskis producing credit into thinking it might just be a super hardcore no holds barred ninja film. I mean, look at Speed Racer. It certainly wasn't a good movie but you can tell they were dedicated 100% to the visuals of the film and took a ton of expensive risks to show racing scenes that have never been seen before, and succeeded on a lot of levels.

Based on that I thought we might have seen something awesome on a b-film level. Like ninjas slicing up tanks and shit. But yea it was so boring

i came out and started watching naruto....at the school library :/

one of my friends said she sees me watching it and doesn't say hi, because im too dorky..

stay in the closet

We call it suppressing your power lvl.

When Twilight broke that first day box office record I felt like how rednecks in the south must have felt when Obama won the election; that something in the world had shifted and it made me really uncomfortable.

Bumping because s90 is now $400 at most places as opposed to $430. I bought one within the last 30 days so I got a price match credited to my card for the diff. Most retailers will do this and I know a bunch of ppl probably bought one recently so heads up.

9 was better than I expected.

Can you elaborate on this? I thought 9 was interesting but the final product was so unpolished and lacking that I couldn't even believe the studio put it out in theaters in that form.

really liked this

Me too. Really charming, heartbreaking at times. The characters never got too precious/annoying like in Wes Anderson's recent films. Was kind of confused at amount of Beach Boys on the soundtrack although it worked well.

saks is gonna be reeling from the backlash of having such steep discounts last year. no matter what they say pple not gonna buy as much as they used to unless its as good of a sale.. its not as bad as the gap where no one buys unless its on sale.. but they gonna have to work hard to get people to buy full price > then they do at sale price.

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This is so true. Went today and did not buy anything. 30% off is kind of meh, esp for the items they have. Was weird because I heard SAs cursing very casually on the sales floor with tons of families walking around. Almost never go to Saks but I don't think I've encountered this at other high end dept stores.

Also maaaaaaaad fob families walking around. Must have seen 10 different dads rocking the Nautica windbreaker/cheap see through white dress shirt/belted khakis over dirty New balance combo. All had the LV purse wife and the hypebeast son in tow too. My god we're homogenous.

The one cute ass asian chick wearing in the tasteful black dress and louboutins made me glad I came out though.

Pepperidge Farm who are you fooling with this shitty trail mix cookie? Tastes like crap and still 10% of daily saturated fat in every cookie.

fuck sasuke, itachi better win.

Mega late pass man. Just read the manga. It's so much better.

Super Mario Bros wii is awesome nostalgia x10. Shit is way harder than I remember the original Super Mario bros being though. Maybe I just suck way more than before.

It is probably the latter. I'm old and can't do platformers for shit now.

holy shit. that guy knows a tremendous amount about three very different things: computers, machine work and cameras.

Also, apparently loves Girl Talk. Interesting dude.

S90 is selling pretty fast everywhere I dunno if they'd put it on sale.

Wait what is this? It's cooked meat and you dip it in raw egg and eat as is? I've never ever seen this.

Pixies show rocked. Damn Frank Black can still scream like a mofo. Really wanted to hear Planet of Sound though.

how does bad lieutenant 2 have good reviews

Nic Cage can play an unhinged druggie like a motherfucker.