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onemancult

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  1. I still buy it every month, but I actually do care enough about global affairs to actually read 90% of the articles. It's just my personality though, I am a total know-it-all asshole and Monocle feeds that for me in one neat package, as opposed to slogging through a ton of even drier websites.

  2. im definitely making that argument about dudes who fuck rail thin asian chicks. im going all in with this argument.

    i mean, average japanese chick lacks curves in any shape or form... and japan churns out tons of questionable pedo-themed manga... COINCIDENCE OR REAL TALK?

  3. this is another one that you take one look at her and you start to think about how nothing in your life has ever meant that much to you until you saw her, you know? your grandfather died in your arms, but fuck it, he was already 75 and retired, and his tits didn't stand straight at attention away from his chest. your mother may have told you the story of how your father beat her when he was drunk for years before the divorce, and that's why you grew up eating rice a roni on crackers for dinner every night, but your mom's ass doesn't look like a pale white pair of finely-crafted bongo skins stretched over two thick christmas hams, awaiting the rhythmic slapping of your pelvic bones, and your father is just a distant memory. those experiences stung, for sure, but you brushed them off and lived life.

    then christina comes along and all you can think about is what it would be like to suffocate between her thighs, your face a grey-blue canvas for the sticky secretions of her saucehole, delicate red hairs pasted to your upper lip, making you look like hacksaw jim duggan. the cops wouldn't even be able to arrest her because she'd charm her way out of the charges, and as you flash back to reality and make eye contact with her, you whisper under your breath, "death by fiery fun flaps. what a way to go."

  4. holy shit @ those jcrew pants.

    i too have a lot of jcrew and luckily all of it is still going strong while being worn + washed a lot.

    theyre seriously gnarly, and this is actually the second pair of jcrew pants i've had this happen to... my knitwear from them has held up remarkably well, but i have shit luck with their bottoms.

    in terms of designer shit that that has crapped out on me, i have a neil barrett cardigan with sleeve openings that have stretched further than an amateur porn star's anus and won't shrink back no matter how hard i try.

  5. Opening up the floor for discussion, ranting, and experiences with buying items of clothing that should, for all intents and purposes, survive normal wear but don't. Myself and quite a few other Superfuturians I know of have had really off-putting experiences recently with items that have died prematurely for no apparent reason, other than the fact that they were much more poorly made than you'd originally think.

    I'm going to start things off with this pair of J. Crew Wool Officer Pants from last F/W season - bought them on sale for god knows how cheap, have worn them less than twenty times, never washed, and this is the result:

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    major pilling, total disintegration of the fabric's weave... not what I expected from a mid-weight wool. I have Uniqlo chinos that have been

    washed 3-4 times and worn 10x that much that are still solid all over, so I'm sure my cockular region isn't leaching out fabric-eating acids.

    What the fuck, J. Crew?

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