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I'm getting the battery in my phone replaced, so I will be withouta phone Till Tuesday, but if you yell loud enough Voices Carry, or email me. I don't have a clever way to reference Slap Less in Seattle.If you need my email call Rodney @ 713 556 5309.

When did the chicken cross the road?

Truth or Dare?

Here are Ford's shots from today. He has the same eye as I. Smart fella.

Did some photos for The Art Guys today. Very happy the outcome of the camera and content to be sure.

Alfred Cervantes here are bucket checks. The second photo is Marfresless.

I'm working on a new place to pee.It goes like this. "Stop peeing in my yard"; "but you never there for me".

@ 11:48 last night my house stopped breathing freely. Then @ 8:78 this morning it stopped breathing the cool goodness forever, well it feels like forever. I'm ungrateful I guess, I always favored cool air over warm. Now cometh the warmth man. dude get out of my personal space.

I was at Food King today and these two granny type ladies were having an altercation. Apparently one of them ran the basket up the other ones leg, hard enough to knock her slipper off. So the one with the missing slipper did what looked like a snatch and grab at the other ladies wig. She missed and ran her hand into the pickle jars and a few broke on the floor. I guess the momentum of her moving around (still trying to get that wig) caused her to slip on the pickle juice and fall hard. The ma...

On my way to the liquor store this morning, I saw this kid on his bike take Jericho Titty Whistle, and a hard one too. When got up he was favoring his legs.

I guess the Texas Senate is really a church.

Who wants to play corruption? I have 3 slots to fill, and you get to pick your occupation.

Stacey are you using my facebook and answering and posting for me?

I am really into certain aspects of SNL (Saturday Night Live). One very interesting selection of mine is cast send offs. Though there have not been many celebrations of "Prime Time Players" moving into other work in film or television, I believe Kristen Carroll Wiig is the first one. She was 39 when she left the cast and crew behind. I think this was the first time, ever, in a long time. Very great American comedic actress. Her hand is small in certain sketches. Well done.

Don't go to Youtube and search for 'Dance Floor Dale'. Nope, you will not like it much.

i really like some Fleetwood Mac songs. WTF?

Can 6 of you all make up what a "Dutch Pickle" is?I have my thoughts and I will share in a bit.I'm laughing at myself.

Lost my penis.

Some songs I'm working on.1 Chocolate Helicopter.2 The hipsters are going homeless tonight.3 Go down there.4 Hey, Stop it. 5 The Most Natural Love.6 I've Gone To Shit.7 Notes in the Cat-box.

Probably can't get lotion on down there.

Can Scott Tennant explain exactly what the difference is between a Hipster and a Anti-Hero?

Residents on edge in Texas. Fart knockers.

What's worse than Cheeto crust under long red fake nails?

Is there anything in the ocean called a muff or muffin?

I've been trying to avoid contact with the application site this morning. And by application site, I mean the icy grip of the nations midsection.