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joking aside, im happy for ronn. dus out here doin it. good for him.
defending him aint gone get you a ride in the bentley tho
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never understood how someone could willingly choose to stick with one particular race when there are so many different pussy flavors out there.
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the choices ive made in my life have pretty much lead me to a dead end financially. although this sounds sad as fuck, instead of wanting to kill myself i feel the need to want to get out there and pave my own path.
starting from the bottom trying to move in next door to Ron_el
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i spend money on things i need
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I've been hearing for a few days now this guy across and upstairs from me just yelling at someone, like heavy, hurtful things and super loud, followed by crashing and things hitting the wall. I seriously almost called the cops cause I'm worried he's in there kicking the shit out of someone, maybe his girlfriend, who knows. Just talked to a neighbor and she tells me he lives alone, never has visitors, and plays videogames online all day. It's all making sense now...
ingrown hair
fuuuuuuck !!
leave that shit be before okay calls the popo on you bro. you dont want the cops busting in on you while youre superfapping. or do you?
*insert brazzers logo.
no hate tho.
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double post makes you a double simp
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anyone get hookups for kags, kbgs, cwgs, rbgs, rags, or rwgs?
if you got a connect, hit me up. i need a team of hoes to play with and fuck.
haven't had sex with one girl at once in 3 years though, so i consider myself to be somewhat awesome
fixed it for you you simp.
praying that march 22 is freaky friday so i can have your dough and chill outside of union picking up lazy art student chicks trying to get a taste of L.A
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what'd be awkward (for them, anyway) would be for all the dudes here who hailed kreayshawn as the next big thing to come forward and identify themselves today.
i made the kreayshawn thread. dont think i ever said she was the next big thing. debbie could still get it tho.
was chillin in the fitting room the other day at work when my coworker walks in screaming OMG "im soo embarrassed" i ask why and she says "i just ran into this guy i knew from when i was younger and hes so hot now and now im ugly and fat." she starts telling me how dudes brother was the cute one but now this one was hotter. then she said "im going to lose weight and have sex with him" loud as fuck as if nobody was in that damn room changing. as shes walking out, i see this dude peak his head out from the curtains, realize she was gone then straight dip the fuck out.
so naturally i tell her he was in there the whole time she was talking and she starts freaking out so i try to calm her down by saying "chill, i can try to help you lose some of all that weight, you can start by eating less". she then tells me shes vegan where i reply without thinking "well damn, you must be doing something wrong" she then stormed out and i havent talked to her since.
at least somebodys got a fuck lined up?
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i propose Ronn_el takes life/pic requests on a weekly basis. since you aint using your money for anything good let us live through you ronn_el itll make us feel like ballers and you live a less boring life.
like lets see a pic of you with two naked bishes in your bed fucking each other with Champagne bottles while you and the delivery boy eat pizza and watch.
or pics of you pulling up to the club in a hovercraft eating pizza.
or pics of a girls only party in your apt while you stand outside and eat pizza.
or pics of actual furniture in your apt and dishes with pizza on it.
or pics of you melting down 27k worth of jewelry to make an iced out canonball that youd then shoot into the hollywood mountains and then having pizza delivered into the new cave youve created.
or pics of you in the pouch of an angry kangaroo while you eat pizza.
or pics of you making a human pizza out of a naked bitch.
or pics of you taking pics of me eating pizza and spending your money.
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i fucking hate when customers touch me man.
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This thread is lame.
you're not a baller until you get a gold dick sleeve covered in diamonds that is also a cum chalice for the whores your fucking that night to drink from.
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im a black guy who talks like a white guy who acts like an asian guy that dresses like a black guy mixed with a white guy who probably didn't like black guys in the first place.
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Someone brought me back here to see the ronn el post bout meeting up. i would have been down for that. showering bitches in champagne while you paid for it. would have been a magical night.
then sufu socal meet up at your crib to replicate that tyga rap city porno flick. you woulda been tyga ronn el if you aren't already.
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Sorry to hear about your great uncle okay may he R.I.P.
i aint got no goals in life really, but i found one tonight; finishing this bottle of wild turkey
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Some guy walked into the fitting room today high out of his mind introduced himself (full name) then told me to make sure i leave him the fuck alone.
I told him its going to be hard now that i know his full name and that ill see him later.
he was changing in the fitting room i guess he thought about what i said and ran out but then he had to come back because he left his cigarettes but he asked another associate to go in and get it for him because he didn't want to go back in there.
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you'd think by now id be sick of having my dreams crushed over and over and over.
whatever, time to go drown my sorrows in beer and donuts.
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seein a fly ass bz in a car and you're all like mmm damn girl let me follow you to your destination to see the rest of you then you see the rest of said bz and it aint nothin good.
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park my car and am sitting in it for a second before i get out and go to the barber when this guy pulls up behind me and hits my parked car. as i can feel my car shaking while this guy is getting out his i get out to check it out.
get out the car walk towards the back and find this guys car is still on mine pressing my bumper in. i calmly walk up to the guy as he's trying to flee and say hey you hit my car, its fine though can you just back your car up? (I'm getting bodywork done to my shit soon anyway so i didn't really care).
This guy then decides to go off on me yelling at the top of his lungs to give him a break and starts yelling at me to call the cops then so while he's yelling i tell him to "relax nobodys calling the cops, i just want your car off of mine" he starts screaming " I'm sick of you people" over and over again so i tell him to "just back your fuckin car up man" and he responds "a fucker? are you calling me a fucker?! don't call me a fucker I'm a gentleman I'm sick of you people and your motherfucker this and fuck you that and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
by now a ton of people are on the street seeing what all the noise is about and I'm just standing there while this du is flailing his arms everywhere telling me that I'm an asshole trying to give him problems trying to complicate his life. so random dude walks up and is like "uh, you hit him, whats your problem man?" and the guy then looks at the cars again, finally assess the situation gets in the car moves it back slams his door and starts yelling at me again that I'm trying to set him up and am i happy now with his fingers all in my face which i reply "yes, yes i am. thank you for moving your car from ontop of mine" and as i start walking away, he decided to keep going in on me as I'm walking down the street yelling at me from his car.
this whole thing went on for a cool five minutes before he finally moved his shit.
fuck people.
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damn had to google this... didn't know this was a thing.
this could only result in beautiful babies
anybody need a niece or a nephew? pm me. will trade beautiful babies for your sisters and copious amounts of jawnz.
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nice rug
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damn i really take quality tacos for granted.
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going to be late to work today because id rather take a shit here at home than at the office.
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man Scott i would never even try to layer up or wear the things you do. but at the same time, you pull that shit off so well.
+rep for consistently killin it and cause yous a boss.
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To all the yellow fever white guys!
in supertrash
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im good in the pussy dept fellas. and i aint even got to pay for it.
i was the depressed guy, and am still the awkward guy tho.
sup bitch.