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September 27, 2013

what is this life thread

September 22, 2013

turds that break apart mid dump

September 22, 2013

google is for finding new pornstars when shit gets limp like this thread

September 20, 2013

September 20, 2013

Chick in office is banging my boss and now thinks she's ceo of the company and my dept. Coworker brought a couple bagels in and told us to get them while they're still here. said bitch jumps up to get some for her and her bf. graphics guy and i follow a few minutes later. this bitch then asks me if we got permission to get bagels while she's schmearing the fuck out of hers and a bunch of other shit. I tried to keep my cool but wound up going off on her. she apologized, i told her to stay in her own damn lane.

later on i couldn't help but fuck with her

So i asked her if she's into hairy guys? (boss is hairy)

has she ever dated an older dude? (boss is older than us)

asked if she's ever been to SF? (boss just got back from SF everyone knows she was there too)

what does she think about girls who date guys for money/power?

at this point everyone else in the office joined in and we all watched her squirm. (she thinks their relationship is still a secret)

later on dude at work always talks about how huge his dick is. so he starts talking about it yesterday and i asked and pressured him to pull it out. (he didn't)

was deefinitely being an ass yesterday but it felt good.

September 17, 2013

first bj

September 17, 2013

how does it feel... to type like a ghetto black girl?

so how does it feel sufu?

September 16, 2013

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would love to give amy mainzer a dovo shower under a meteor shower.

September 16, 2013

Fashion peoples out here in LA have killed it for me. Just a bunch of nerds (not saying i aint no dweeb) masking themselves in whatever they can get their hands on to walk around the city with their noses up and make fun of people.

shits lame b.

September 16, 2013

where do you get this shit?

September 16, 2013

ran into the dude who played "jesse" in the fast and the furious today in the fitting room at work. being the only person there who peeked the fuck out about it i tried to make this beacon of my childhood as comfortable as possible.

dude winds up thinking i stole his glasses should've offered to join him in praying for his glasses to return while asking for more "direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, and ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs"

September 15, 2013

as i sit here with my face scratched to shit. I've realized that my potential wife has left me. but for some reason i am not sad. maybe it hasn't hit me yet. maybe I'm relieved in a sense. i don't fucking know.

i loved her. i fucking loved her. but i will not be a simp fuck boi. i can not and neither can anyone else going through this. thought she was the one but how many fucking times have i said that shit?

my face will not bleed in vein. time to pump more iron, get more money, and live this fucking life of mine bros. fucking live it.

maybe well get back together. hopefully. shits go to change though. dovo don't chase women's.

you can find me stuntin from now in in supermeatheads and maybe even my 2nd waywt? maybe even the tattoo thread.

I'm out here. who fuckin wit me?

September 12, 2013

Damn Woogie you fell off.

September 10, 2013

yo ronn my new goal in life is to make it and then out e-shine you.

nude ecstasy pizza parties
Kag Fridays, CWG Mondays, CBG Wednesdays, one of each category 4some Thursdays.
As the new Ronn I promise to be getting head every time I eat a slice of pizza.
Instead of hosting Sean Kingston, my crib will be a haven of sorts for big booty jamaican dancehall twerkers from Kingston.
instead of taking a kid to play with the dolphins I'm going to buy a dolphin and then swim with its kids.

September 10, 2013

Fuck this. I need/want a damn thread.

September 4, 2013

^^

I still stand by the door whenever the milf of a mail lady comes by. might try this licking thing then report back.

September 3, 2013

peggy bundy though

September 3, 2013

Was at a bar with my homie the other day and we get the talking about work related shit. friend asks me how shits going on my end and i start telling him and what not. I notice this dude on our left listening in on the conversation and after awhile he finally leans in and says "you into production?" "quit while you're ahead bro you'll only make money doing video in porn man. I can get you in." I thank dude for the offer but tell him I'm more into automotive type shit and want to eventually find something stable in my current field. He then asks how id feel about editing porn. I tell him jokingly that I don't think id be down to be staring at and editing gonzo all day. He puts his arm around me and swears that "its cake aslong as you don't get stuck doing gay stuff"

by now I'm trying everything i can to get away from this dude and notice this la electronic trap music type chick on the other side of my friend and i ask her if she's missing a tooth. I couldn't think of anything else to say and couldn't focus my attention away from the hole in her mouth. Embarrassed, she replies "ya" and I let her know that I'm missing the exact same tooth. her frown turns upside down as we high five each other and i introduce her to my new porn connect. they begin to hit it off and i bounce.

August 31, 2013

and now its dead. RIP thread

August 29, 2013

hey ron how ballin do i have to be to get a thread such as this one on my own?

are SSchadenfreudes included?

August 28, 2013

This is now Bandz'll probably make her dance: Getit Gurl

This is Crystal. She makes her bands by making laws and such. The only time you'll ever see her in a lobby late at night or in a room full of men is when she's fighting for democracy.

This is fawn. don't let her sore jaw confuse you. she's just been up all night Doing clerical duties for Lt. Colonel

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August 28, 2013

First order of business TLDR

but for the parts i did skim over PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

THIS IS THE INTERNET. I changed my shit to a bunch of bad bitches for the fuck of it. there isn't anything beyond that. I don't know why you're reading so far into this shit. I swear its fucks such as yourself that make the world so lame.

When i saw the picture of your friend that SHE POSTED ON THE FUCKING INTERNET there was no fucking bio next to it, it was just a girl in a damn bikini and i liked it for what it was. a picture of a girl in a fucking bikini.

i sincerely hope you are a troll because I hope there aren't people out there dumb enough to take a few random plays on words so seriously.

again, peace.

but seriously, this thread is for pictures. if you'd like to take this further plz pm me or someone make a bluk vs. dovo thread. id be down for that too.

August 26, 2013

Hey BLUK. you are taking the thread title way to seriously. aside from that I'm happy that your pal there is a hardworking girl but in this thread i give no fucks about what she does.

i found the pic, liked it, and shared it.

peace.

August 16, 2013

got asked awhile back to move up from photographer (low paid intern-type wage) to videographer at my job. boss made everything seem mad promising (going full time because i have a degree, made things seem like id get a pay increase etc etc) been doing a few videos and have gotten great responses from our customer base even wound up fixing some of the problems our "seasoned video guy" couldnt.

boss asks me what itd take for me to be there more often. I only asked for a couple more dollars which would still be under $15 and a fraction of what the other guy makes. I just want enough to pay my bills and not have to work retail on weekdays. boss seems cool with idea and i go home thinking everythings going to be fine.

boss comes back and dances around everything he told me before. meaning he wants me to work more hours for same amount of shit money.

was thinking of joining a gym this month but couldnt once i found out how much it was. Couldnt afford weights either so i decided to buy a couple of water jugs and go to town on those. went to kmart and discovered i couldnt afford those either.

#peasantconfessions

please neg.

August 13, 2013

I've listened to Fat Lip by Sum 41 five times today

been doing the same sort of shit lately. Feel let down by where alot of music and shit is going. talked do some people about fashunz and interior deezine the other day and wound up getting turned off.

I feel like alot of the people into this shit now because it gives them an opportunity to be the bullies they used to resent.

i just wanna go work on cars and go on camping trips now.

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