OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

how old exactly is chad? does anyone know?

Chad is time

Chad is age

werd. she got a facebook specifically to chat with me when i lost my phone

what the fuck, a bunch of my fam got facebook as well.

I just saw a FML the other day that was like

"my mom commented a bunch of photos that I got tagged in at a party over the weekend each saying, 'you're grounded'. FML"

fuck

I'm scared

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/03/15/2009-03-15_bow_attack_in_the_bronx_woman_shot_in_st.html

AHAHAHHAHAA

LOL

found some shit from when I was freestyle battling some guy IM

wasup marcus, you wanna battle? fine

you ready to see me fuck shit up with this rhyme?

I'll start poppin shit off like explosive diarrhea

my rhymes are grittier than gonorrhea

I'm givin your girl the rod

while you stay at home watering your ch-ch-ch-chia

please don't fux with me-ah, I know I'm just a novice

but son, you don't want to step into my office

when the bomb hits, you be less dust than lou rawls is

the fire I spit is deadlier than north/south korean border

I bring the order, when I fuxs with the mortar

droppin shells like koopa troopa

coppin that phat ass like strip club poopah

don't know bout you but I like that shaved FUPA

hit by hit I'm taking from the hookah

as I give you the bullet, I'm fuckin with the moola

herro

yo, thought you was azn?

are you azn?

not lookin azn

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fuck, it would suck if we actually perma-lost julian/f2b because of the cousinfuckage. Always enjoyed his fits and silly comments.

something about how maternal cousins don't count

aye... I thought he didn't hit yet??

and it wasn't even really his cousin right? some distant ass shit through some distant relatives getting married or something

damn... I seriously doubt it was because of this

i'm rilly craving some preserved egg+pork congee right now

i'll spare you guys the pic

throw these shits together... Mass you Chinese?

you know wasup with the pork congee + preserved egg and pepper...

need to hit up the azn ghetto to pick up some frybread^^^.... yum

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Venture Bros. is good as well.

I never really understood Frisky Dingo, and Metalocalypse was repulsive to me... shit was gross all the time

Robot Chicken made me lol everytime

Boondocks is the besttttt shit. I would prob be writing for that shit if I was black. fuck. shit is genius... so many internet meme references lol

I really fucking hate King of the Hill. I guess that's because I have a distorted sense of humor. In my opinion, Tim and Eric and the Boondocks are the best shows on Adult Swim.

Boondocks is the best show on Adult Swim

King of the Hill is up there as well.

luuuuh daht shit

that ultra jelly juggle where you focus cancel the tiger uppercut is gay.

sagat is OD.

lol wut

sagat is a beast

king of the hill is the best shit Adult Swim has picked up in years

it originated in Philly, it's been around that area for quite awhile now that i think about it, funny i never really hear Philly people use it anymore yet everyone else is on it like it's that new new

I was referring to it's use on sufu

people here are starting to say "jawns" because of that stupid asher roth song

what?

"jawns" has a longer etymology than that...

shit goes back to like 2006

aite... well even though I agree with what bobo said, you gotta admit, you woulda said jkissi shit was dope 1-2 years ago

dude pulls off a bigass yellow raincoat like no other

was it you that was just doing the weird footholding thing?

this fool, nigel is a beast... think 6'4'' 270lb ish beast

du (11:18:53 PM): NIGEL

du (11:18:53 PM): OMG

du (11:18:58 PM): I WATCHED HIM PLAY RUGBY

du (11:19:01 PM): I SAW HIM SPRINT

du (11:19:03 PM): OMG

du (11:19:06 PM): ITS THE SCARIEST SIGHT

du (11:19:09 PM): THINK

du (11:19:18 PM): HIS MUSCLES BULGING

du (11:19:22 PM): HIS FACE IS RED

du (11:19:25 PM): AND OIKE

du (11:19:27 PM): HE BREATHES

du (11:19:31 PM): LIKE A LION

du (11:19:40 PM): like

du (11:19:44 PM): i was doing my track workout

du (11:19:48 PM): and i hear from the side of me

du (11:19:49 PM): like

du (11:19:54 PM): HUH HUH HUH HUH

du (11:19:58 PM): it was like

du (11:20:07 PM): deep as an oboe

du (11:20:09 PM): and like

du (11:20:11 PM): scary as fuck

du (11:20:13 PM): i look to my right

du (11:20:17 PM): i see nigel like

du (11:20:18 PM): fly past me

du (11:23:55 PM): but yeah

du (11:23:57 PM): nigel

du (11:24:01 PM): like

du (11:24:05 PM): is basically coach

du (11:24:12 PM): he like

du (11:24:21 PM): showed this one kid how to like hit some1

du (11:24:22 PM): and like

du (11:24:29 PM): he demonstrated

du (11:24:30 PM): in real time

du (11:24:32 PM): like

du (11:24:39 PM): this is what he did

du (11:24:41 PM): they stood like

du (11:24:44 PM): 20 feet apart

du (11:24:46 PM): then like

du (11:24:47 PM): they were like

du (11:24:49 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHH

du (11:24:51 PM): like battle cry

du (11:24:53 PM): and like

du (11:24:55 PM): nigel just like

du (11:24:57 PM): dips his shoulder

du (11:24:58 PM): and like

du (11:25:03 PM): the buff black guy

du (11:25:06 PM): just falls to the floor

du (11:25:09 PM): and hes like

du (11:25:16 PM): knocked out

du (11:25:19 PM): and like

du (11:25:24 PM): kennedy baseball game going on too

du (11:25:26 PM): so like

du (11:25:30 PM): every1 turned around

du (11:25:32 PM): and was like

du (11:25:33 PM): OH SHIT

du (11:25:34 PM): WTF HAPPEN?

other (10:11:55 PM): sure

other (11:18:47 PM): NICKKKKKKKK

other (11:18:50 PM): U HACK MY PROFILE?

gar3tt (11:25:37 PM): did u hack my myspace

me (11:25:41 PM): NO

gar3tt (11:25:49 PM): cuz it had all these learn chinese school shit on it

me (11:16:37 PM): we should do something sunday

me (11:16:45 PM): call up pharaoh king god

du (11:17:26 PM): bitch said its a sunny day

du (11:17:30 PM): get the bitches together

other (11:17:44 PM): my dick says it's not

other (11:17:49 PM): it's going to snow/rain rain/snow

is there a sufu "can suck your own dick" club?

how bout "I wish I could suck my own dick" club

where the fuck is that

whitedudeherefortheorgy

me (8:57:55 PM): dude

me (8:58:06 PM): it's Chuck Noriss's birthday

du (8:58:16 PM): WTF?

du (8:58:23 PM): well, suck my dick! it's true!