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OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

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  1. even better

    spicy red pepper.

    i've also made my own potstickers before. mum taught me how : )

    wait like the hella OG made from scratch way

    or the go to the azn supermarket and buy some then boil some water then put potstickers in then wait for like 5 minutes then take them out way

  2. i just had this dream, where everyone i ever knew congregated in a hilly, green, treeless pasture. there was a lone baseball feild behind one of these hills, and a small circle of people were tossing this boy i knew once to each other. it was awesome, because the pasture was filled with people who were mostly gazing at the night sky. and i knew every single person. it was like a huge sleepover.

    there was also parts about flying to a video game planet sponsored by apple, tailing a friend of mine who was going to meet a drug dealer, using a black book as camoflauge, and two naked models in a room with peach walls and a huge, frothing bathtub that took up almost all the space.

    i mostly liked the pasture part. the video game planet, and the models were also pretty good.

    these are the best.

    anybody here ever have a dream where somebody they know does something that really pissed you off, and sometimes you even yell out in your sleep, punch the air, or wake up still pissed at that person even though they did nothing wrong in real life?

    i think we can all agree that sex dreams are the best dreams. aside from when you dream that you own something that you've really wanted

    yeah, I got these a lot a while ago. I killed some best friends on accident and I also shot into a crowd of people I didn't like.

    alright so dream that I will never forget. In like elementary school ish, I had a dream about being in space, flying around and shit. so anyways, there was this GIANT mega fucking mancala board, and I started to play. anyways, I lost, and then my 3rd grade teacher's giant head (size of planet) appeared and started yelling and shouting, "YOU HAVE ENDED THE UNIVERSE YOU DUMB FUCK! HOW DID YOU LOSE!?!??!" and so I'm fucking freaking out thinking I ended the world/universe, then I wake up.

    HELLA PRESSURE WHEN I PLAY MANCALA NOW

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  3. Any and all Filipino fruit freak me out. I cant eat any...

    The only way Ive eaten balut, was either swallowing the damn thing whole, which makes no sense and eating the yolk.

    You damn savages...

    I LOVE DURIAN NOMNOMNOMNOM

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    MEGA DURIAN

    what the fuck? I never met a Filipino that likes durian

  4. Heard of that balut shit before. Didn't even bother looking it up until now. My mom told me that as a kid she had some sea turtle egg shit where the sea turtle was in the same state (like half born) and it was like soaked in it's blood. She said they ate that shit like on

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    ^^^^those shits.

    Once when I was at a Viet restaurant, was puttin hella herbs and shit in my pho and dad was like, "dude don't put those (one kind) in. The only way to eat that is stir frying with those half hatched chicken eggs. Mannnn those were the best when I was a kid (all in Chinese)"

    I was like, "the fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

  5. my friend got a 2400 and didnt get into ucla

    SAT dont mean nothing foo

    yeah man, college's don't give a fuck about your previous schooling as long as no felony's, maintained decent B average and got decent SAT. It's all about the extracurriculars that set you apart from the crowd.

    learn to play an instrument or do boyscouts or some shit

    fucks with community service

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