OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

zombies can't swim but walk the bottoms of the sea forever and ever until they make it to land. tru a light house could be a good pausing place, but def. not for the long term

ayo, doesn't this make it even worse for zombies considering the seawater+current would fuck up zombie skin so they would like die after walking a bit

plus some fishy be eating their flesh and crap as they walk

similar to light in I am Legend

well, i tried again tonight srsly STILL DOESNT WORK!

fuck i don't know what to think

maybe you should think about females

something like this looks good. maybe it could have a longer handle and a crowbar on the other end to make it like an allpurpose thing

where is kunk75 while all this is going on??

edit:

^^^ THAT.

I only had zombie apocolypse nightmares as a kid

and they always went like this:

I'm getting chased somewhere, I end up hiding from whatever I'm getting chased by, humans (people in the area) fail to prevent complete takeover, I somehow escape.

1st time I remember that a ghost gave me a cell phone charger and I got help

2nd time LITERALLY, I'M SERIOUS, the Wu-Tang Clan showed me the way out of town to escape

katana would be good (obviously if you know how to use it) for decapitating heads within a close range.

word up, any light swords/melee weapons that got range would fuck shit up for zombitchasses

how do you propose dealing with infected comrades? think sean of the dead, du had to kill his friend + his mom

icandunkonyou

droppin the black knowledge bombs

what is your reaction to those hipsterish du's (nonblack) callin other nonblacks niggas

That weapon looks hard to use, probably end up stabbing yourself in the process of using it. top 3 weapons for me would probably be a reinforced baseball bat, crowbar, and maybe a shotgun if i can find one. The crowbar can be used for other things other then branesploading some zombies.

crowbar = great idea; make it mandatory

guns and shit (ammo, clips w/e) = too much shit to weigh you down

if you planning to stay in one area, you are allowed to have heavy weapons (explosives, machine guns)

so besides a crowbar, pick top 3 weapons (no heavy unless you staying in one area) - you can have guns.

goodnight oxy. good luck with class.

i'm on spring break but today and tomorrow are the only days i'm not working. mega sad face

fuck! I'm going to be buckled down the whole of spring break doin shit to hustle my grades back

seriously gotta get to work... maybe I can salvage a weekend or something

naww you seen I Am Legend when those vampire/zombies/infected took that bird down?? shiiiiettt :eek:

don't remember this.

if there are zombie birds, fuck that shit

jimbo69, that is the worst fucking situation to be in.

so, top 3 weapons of choice? I'm thinking of going with bowie knife, beretta m9,

and

whatever the fuck he is holding

when I had braces, fucking crazy ass evil ortho guy made me wear this "tongue card" or some shit that was basically like this metal wire at the roof of my mouth. shit cut my tongue every night and woke up bleeding everyday. tongue is sposed to be regenerative, but to this day, still got scar on it

CURSEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU DR. ASSHOLE

FashionWhore was my original name when I first joined this site, but I got a pretty bad welcoming because of it. Didn't really think I'd get much backlash, but then I posted a waywt one time and my impression wasn't all too great.. lol

there's a dude on here that has sn denimslut

loolol

lol cut out hat

j hederus x e glennie

lawl

definitely a smaller group. less variables to deal with. preferably 2 or 3 other people.

definitely need to be close friends or relatives, don't want du's takin your dwindling food/water supply

how many slots do i have to carry items? 9 a la resident evil 5? is their a zombie heirarchy? are animals affected? which ones?

if they got those zombie dogs like in RE we fucked for sure.

btw, how are the zombies in this scenario killed? simple brainsplode/decapitation or what?

iron heart is the only thing that can save you now

alright so what if these zombies are on some I am Legend shit and like get fucked by light?

I thought that shit Will Smith pulled with the light trap was good as fuck.

so, ideally, staying alive in the hood would look something like this

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all I can see is 8, but there are like 20+ if you drink

lololol

I ate a poptart with a rubberband inside it. It tasted like chemical death.

Haven't had one since.

could I sue if I ate a microwave burrito that had some plastic wrap shit in it?

someone confirm this -

girls will only tell you they dig you if they wanna fuck

I haven't had a nose bleed since like, kindergarten. Haven't thrown up in recent memory either.

we are the healthiest mothafuckas on planet america

I've had about 4-6 nosebleeds in my whole life

it's geekbonchic

then dismalfuture

uhh, Imatop needs to moderate this discussion??

How about a white person with an Asian girlfriend, but hates every minority, including Asians? Where does this person fall?

you fall in the you-aint-got-no-swag,but-you-can-hook-some-fob category.

you happen to be some college bro?

yellow-fever ass punk nig??

wow weird i know like 2 people that have their birthday on st. patrick's day

19 years old today.

Time passes too fast

Yo, when I was younger, blood would fall out of my nose by the pint -- randomly.

I'd be talking up a storm and then out of the no where, blood. Enough of it to make a good sound splattering on the floor. Walk down the hall to the nurse looking like I got took.

what the fuck?

in grade school, I knew this guy that always got nosebleeds. doesn't sound as bad as yours, but he wore tall white tees all the time and shit looked like he got stabbed every other day

then he bled all over the desk and shit

he stuffed that hard, brown paper into his nose and the whole thing turned red

so one time, he got suspended because he took his shirt off because there was so much blood on it.

fucckk