OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE
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theres nothing to do so i booted up warcraft and built an empire with cheats
warcraft 3 right?
wth? this is what you're SUPPOSED to do
what the fuck do you know about lvl 10 blademaster with unlimited mana dun?
SPIN, MY NIGGUUHS SPPPPIN
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Will someone tell me the easiest way to bypass the Megavideo time limit or easiest way to change my IP?
pleaseeeeeee dooo
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dude is like.... a coat, but you know, like, for your head
what the fuck is a non-sleezy strip club?
also eating good while getting a lap dance or w/e must be like sensory overload.
"GET OFF MY DICK REAL QUICK, TRICK, YOU BLOCKING MY FRY-TO-MOUTH MOVEMENT. NOMNOMNOM. AITE NOW GET BACK TO RUBBIN YOUR TITTIES IN MY FACE AS I FEED YOU SOME BACON. WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. and
i'm
spent
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my basketball teammate in high school missed half the season because he caught a scratched cornea from nipple in the strip club. true story
this is a gem
save it and tell your grandchildren
with usual exaggerations of course
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High School: The Bringing of Temptations.
Going into high school, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. It's definitely hard to live a fully devoted christian walk when you're put in a place like that. People are easily influenced into making really poor decisions and it's going on everywhere. It's sad, too. You want to help these people but you can become easily discouraged and you feel like there's no way into getting through to these people. From drugs, to alcohol, to sex, to gossiping, to putting other people down, to disrespecting teachers, to littering, to cussing, to not be doing what you are suppose to be doing, to ditching class, etc... I am also guilty of some of these things too, and I'm disappointed I could let myself do the things I have done and make the decisions I have made. I guess we do it just to fit in but when I do those things, I know I'm disappointing God. I'm giving into sin. I am not being a good witness to non-christians. As the year winds down, I was really thinking about how I have changed and I don't like the person I've become. Although,.. I am not just going to sit here and be sad about it because one thing God does is forgive, and He is all about giving second chances. We are never going to be perfect, things like this do happen... and God knows that. He knows we are going to make mistakes, but expects us to learn from them. I know through the strength God gives me, all things are possible. He loves and cares for me and is always there to talk to. Never lose faith, and stay strong. I know there are probably a lot of non-christians reading this and you may not completely understand what I'm saying or could really care less. But you know, I wish you could take this in and see the truth in it... in any of the blogs I have posted. There is truth in all of them. God is soo good, and He DOES exist. Time and time again He has proven Himself not only through me but many others, too.
some chick myspace blog
lol, after read first 2 sentence, I literally giggled and said "suck a dick nigga"
wtf?
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Has the small questions thread always been this bad?
it's for non-lurkers
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late pass as fuck
i'd love to piss on you tonight though
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hmm maybe replace Asian with Chinese
mum always taught me to finish my plate. a grain of rice left in the bowl is a pimple on your ass..something like that..tall tales.
I never heard this one before. I was just always hungry. and parents cooking good as fuck.
maintaining that 3-4 bowls of rice status quo
TRUTH.i be lookin at ppl dumpin their unfinished portions like "THIS BITCH ASS HALF ASSED MOFO..."
Wastin food and money and shit...what kinda parents did you have! that shits like admitting defeat, that you can't conquer your meal.
always a koboyashi concept.
this is the worst when they are eating at your house
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"sufu" means "comfortable" in mandarin (舒服) !
yeah, shit was funny first 20 times it popped up in my head lol
i only got simple oneslike
polk street = bastard
flower bridge = fuck you
white old-lady = bitch
and maybe dew. (fuck)
how to say the second one
first one is polk gai and 3rd one is bak poh right?
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I'm Asian so we always finish our plate!
motherfuckers coming to my house, then don't finish their plate
hate that shit. always a forcefeed concept
i love the dulce de leche cheesecake, i love it so much. miss that damn cheesecake, want it now.you know what the fuck is up
fucking Chevy's is the worst restaurant I have been to in my life (0)
NOTHING TASTES LIKE ANYTHING
WTF
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nice... where did you find that pic?
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THE LEFT SIDE OF MY ASS IS NUMB AND VIBRATING WHAT THE FUCK, this is kinda fun hahaha.
everytime I check this thread I have to read this again. FUCK YOU SCOTT
jk <3
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Kings Lose To Warriors 141/143 In Overtime What The Fuck! Fuck You Ronnie Turiaf, Fuck You Beno Udrich
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *A young woman is showering, the door to her apartment has been left unlocked*
You: sufu?
You: I enter through the back door of the house
You: I creep quietly through the hallway to the bathroom
You: the door doesn't make a sound as I open it
You: can she hear me?
Stranger: *is singing in the shower*
You: opens the shower curtain
Stranger: *turns, shocked* "who the hell are you?"
You: I don't answer
You: I put my hand over her mouth
Stranger: *suddenly strugges, flailing her arms at him, slippin*
You: I catch her before she falls
You: picks her up commando style and takes her to the bed
Stranger: *tries to punch him*
Stranger: *screams into his hand*
You: "how do you like it?"
Stranger: *looks confused shaking her head*
You: "you know you want it"
You: I start to fondle her breasts
Stranger: *tries to squirm away, her face turning red*
Stranger: *her tiny nipples become hard*
You: gently restrains* I pull her towel off completely and start to play with her pussy
Stranger: *lets out a the feintest of moans, but covers it up by screaming, feeling ashamed*
You: I WHIP MY HUGE CLITORIS OUT AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE. APRIL FOOLS GG
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Anyone playing music for everyone else to hear, especially off of a stupid phone. Why does this happen?
ha, this shit going on everywhere at my school...
today, at a swim meet, some dude walking down the hallway outside while playing some souljaboy shit
du literally get's shit thrown at him and yelled at and shit as he leaves
does souljaboy fan deserve this?
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some bitches are hella good at april fools! fuck!
got fooled like 5 times today, including this bullshit
If Cuban cannot win the title with the Lakers this year, he has promised to make lopsided trades that would bring Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry and other key Mavericks over to the Lakers to form an unbeatable Ãœberteam that would not only win a title but would also obliterate the current single season wins record.
lololoo
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lol I was just playing this last night
the high heel/stiletto is deadly as fuck
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aite if all it takes to kill a zombie is kill the brain, then walking on the bottom of the ocean/sea would kill them. also, sitting them on fire would probably burn off the zombies body parts, if not killing the brain due to intense heat.
molotov is good idea, stock the car trunk up on alchohal and rags.
also, to the power plant thing being all open and shit, not a good idea. think of a 300 type choke shit where there is only 1 entrance to defend. on the other hand, if the hoard is bigger than you can kill, then you are fucked
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what is the black community's opinion on Jin
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Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion
When he had the mic you don't go next
Leaving pussy cats like wild hoes need Kotex
Exercise index won't need Boflex
And won't take the one with no skinny legs like Joe Tex
this joint was the only shit I bumped from Madvillainy
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there are normal non-prescription sleep medications you can take for that shit... unless your insomnia hella serious
most of the time people just assume it's insomnia if they don't sleep well
shit has a lot to do with stress or w/e too
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bird-lip-havin ass mutha fuckas