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HAPPYASALAMB

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  1. I hate when the bitchass-ed-stars across the universe align to form a mega dildo, reminiscent of the Nautilus but 1000 times larger, then proceeds to fucks my school life, a metaphorical 12 year old white boy, in the ass for the half the day, physically and verbally abusing him the whole while, then comes back for more sodomy that night before the festering wounds can heal

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    DUDE WTF! LOL

  2. how long are you keeping the microwave on for? its not like it takes 45 minutes to cook shit.

    well when you're playing on xbox and you start to lagg horribly, eventually you disconnect from the game. that usually happens when the microwave is running for 2 minutes or more...

  3. during lacrosse practice we work our legs, shoulders, and our core.

    thats pretty much all we do, we don't really play actual lacrosse.

    this should count.

    and ddr does count, else they wouldnt have a workout option on the game.

    ;)

    lol their "workout" option just tells you how many calories you burn when you play.

  4. When old people pull out in front of you then go like 15mph under the speed limit.

    Actually I pretty much hate driving in general not only are the roads full of retards but you get raped by gas, insurance, repairs, etc...

    its even worse when your grandparents are driving you and they dont know they're going slow, people go around you and give you bad looks, really embarrassing

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