pieiskewl

buy a lifestyle!!!! now you too can be a popular conception!!!!! it's just like you imagined!!!!

dressing out of nostalgia for an era you never lived in

that's how this happened

and take ivy was the catalyst

i can't think of a worse book

this x100000

there is safety in anachronisms i guess

smh at all these people, there is tons of cool shit going on right now. why wouldn't you want to dress like you are in the year 2012? dressing like past styles that were more constrained gender roles is not liberating at all and does nothing to advance men's fashion, if anything it does the opposite. there is merit in revisiting the past but dressing like you are a coal miner is the fashion equivalent of ludditism imo and i can't really get behind ludditism

these #menswear dudes are chumps, i get wearin stupid shit like that to pull girls but really these dudes never questioned shit just did everything they were told. think something is good because they were told it is not because they actually think that. men's fashion needs to advance and a retreat to the safety of sportscoats and boatshoes is not the answer nor is slightly modifying this shit to just fit in with trending patterns or prints. where is the originality? i wanna see something new, not something that is a replica. if you wearing this shit to feel like you are that persona or something maybe you should just play the persona videogame series rather than buying some shithead clothes. fuck wasps, fuck wasp tradition. fuck trying to be a wasp. i'm not landed gentry and i'm not trying to look like i'm in the aristocracy. fuck victorian era conceptions of what is 'proper' or 'sophisticated' or 'right' the victorians can eat a dick

Have any of you ever met a person that you were really attracted to (physically) that also happened to be like, super awkward? Like you're almost intimidated by their beauty, but it's not like they seem cocky or anything, they're just... Quiet, almost nervous in their demeanor (in general). Like, what do you do? I think like how the fuck is it that he's shy? I know this probably sounds kind of shallow and/or presumptuous, but I feel like I'm in this push-pull situation and I dunno, thought I'd ask if anyone has encountered this with someone at school or work or something

edit: well evidently girls like this don't actually exist due to... social conditioning? Either that or they're just misperceived as snooty cunts. Or they're Lana del Rey

i am sure girls like this exist ( i am a male by the way......a pretty bitch i guess)

it was my second time ever kissing a girl and this girl is in my bed and i told her i was a virgin and she said i was lieing that i must have already fucked like 8 girls or something (basically kept telling me how i must get soooooooo much pussy and how cute and attractive i am, but the reality is i am that shy and awkward so i don't) it was really weird because she was convinced that i was lieing to her about her NOT being the only girl i had hooked up with that weekend...... smh why do other people have to think my life is better than it actually is also being awkward sucks some times

edit: this girl was a dumb prep school bitch from new england with a huge rack who was into that 'hipster' urban outfitters aspirational lifestyle shit.............. so i guess i looked like a 'cute hipster boy' to her or some stupid shit like that, i am really out of shape and have a gut and slight man tits so i don't think i am that physically attractive but i guess it is in the face and dress or something i don't even know. she would always apologize for calling me at 2am when drunk and voraciously going at me...... i told her it was fine.... it was mega awkward to hear her end a phonecall with 'i love you' before coming over

i feel like i pick up on attraction vibes coming from people a lot i just don't know how to proceed, awkward because i feel them from some dudes sometime and i just wanna be like dude stop im not gay alright but these dudes are still in the closet. also awkward when you can feel tons of gazes upon you and you know they staring at you thinking about me in the abstract hard but never even saying wassup to me like hey im a 'normal' person too not just a fuckin mannequin

Have any of you ever met a person that you were really attracted to (physically) that also happened to be like, super awkward? Like you're almost intimidated by their beauty, but it's not like they seem cocky or anything, they're just... Quiet, almost nervous in their demeanor (in general). Like, what do you do? I think like how the fuck is it that he's shy? I know this probably sounds kind of shallow and/or presumptuous, but I feel like I'm in this push-pull situation and I dunno, thought I'd ask if anyone has encountered this with someone at school or work or something

edit: well evidently girls like this don't actually exist due to... social conditioning? Either that or they're just misperceived as snooty cunts. Or they're Lana del Rey

it was my second time ever kissing a girl and this girl is in my bed and i told her i was a virgin and she said i was lieing that i must have already fucked like 8 girls or something (basically kept telling me how i must get soooooooo much pussy and how cute and attractive i am, but the reality is i am that shy and awkward so i don't) it was really weird because she was convinced that i was lieing to her about her NOT being the only girl i had hooked up with that weekend...... smh why do other people have to think my life is better than it actually is also being awkward sucks some times

yo you bros here about urban outfitters they got like mad sick flannels yo man these clarks look so fresh with my beats

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not a gun owner..... yet..... don't concealed carry.... yet.

and of course

i deserve the crown because i speak for the masses

this 2

toooo real

this song is awesome. so true. so many devils. have you ever messed up to the point now you fucked up?

this song also great. SPARK GRAPES BRUHHHHH LIGHT UP THE GRAPES CUDDDY

i love lil b

gold house is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wvS_w1VkaI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLjEoGLHUeg

qp for 550? cot damn. 1100-1200 is solid qp price where im at feels bad man. i like making edibles. i feel like im in the spirit world right now.

@ akuma

travel dude. go see patagonia while it is still really awesome. or if you still wanna cop shit hold off on it till you coppin shit overseas

@redx

o word ya if you got a rice cooker i would not fuck with basmati at all then. ive never had good results with basmati coming out sticky in my rice cooker. tbh i dont think basmati is meant to be sticky, too long and thin. best real sticky rice ive had out of my rice cooker was some jap brand of rice that said it was meant for a rice cooker and short squat grains, shit always comes out restaurant sticky. look for shit that has rice cooker specific directions

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asap rocky sounds like it was shat out of tumblr

Hrmmmm.....

hey! i like dicks! what are you gonna do about it????? suck my dick? cause id like that

@redx

basmati is cool but if you want sticky you gotta look for short grain stuff, like short and squat grains. rice cooker helps too.

also acupuncture is legit...

i want that salaryman money whered salaryman go?

sometimes i wonder if asap rocky's rhymes or rick ross' were written by a computer program. like they look for what is trending on tumblr or twitter or interview hood people and see what words are said the most. and then they just have a program where they put in the trendiest (or w.e. you wanna call it) words that have the most ear presence and have been determined to be words that will elicit the most recognition and then those are put in a program that assembles the words based on set up rhyme and meter parameters and maybe a sample song to compare to. and then the result is a song that will be guaranteed to be relatable to the largest proportion of the audience because it has so many phrases and words that people are like:

oh ya i like that shit toO! omg! its like we think the same~! weed? money? lean? cars? girls? o ya im all about that shit! man this is great! or maybe they just hire people to do that shit and dont use software yet

@dovo

i feel this i hate broads who freak out over stupid shit like that and then when you tell them some real shit they freak out more

i just tell em im blunt as hell because i dont want to be misunderstood and awkward as fuck cause im autistic then that somehow makes it cool lol

that is some exotic lookin shit i wish i lived somewhere where pigs wouldnt be all over my plants actin like hogs. anyone ever use like a coffee grinder for grindin up weed? i got a "coffe/spice grinder" at a generic big box cooking store but it works real well at getting kief out, like really fine yellow looking crystals real kief. vaping bowls of just that insane never knew an iolite could make your lungs hurt like a blunt.... weed in powder form is intense i feel like im freebasing or something

edit @ anomolies that super violet lookin buds are mouthwatering wish i could smoke those never seen shit like that in person before... i feel so ignorant you are from cali or somethin right?

@julz thanks for the love im smokin with u in spirit

i made some bho over the weekend was not hard

just gotta have the tube, butane, and the pyrex and yes somewhere outside/highly ventilated. whole process did not take to long. i used an okief tube (~$50?) and vector (~$7?). initial investment is low and totally worth it to have ability to make oil whenever you desire. oil is another beast

maybe i just imagined seeing the outline of his cock but i feel like it is visible.... maybe im just a fiend for looking at dicks on the internet

that's not surprising at all i think everyone on this site could have guessed that it's part of your whole style i suppose

i cant imagine his penis being very comfortable in those pants unless it was very tiny or something

saw you exiting the cathedral as i was entering you stared me down i noticed you were wearing raw denimz with your new balances and lookin #menswear as hell. probably here

at an italian restaurant ask waiter if it would be possible to order a dinner/entree sized calamari rather than just the appetizer because i want to eat some calamari du tells me he'll work it out and i'll get a dinner calamari: i just get charged for 2 appetizers... see this on the bill give him the money. in restaurant with friend we're trying to leave and waiting on guy to give us change like he said we would (about $3) he doesn't bring the change then comes up to the table and asks if i am okay i say i am fine and he asks if i was in the ladie's room... i say no i was not and then he tells me i need to leave because there was thrown up calamari found in the ladie's room and that i did it so i need to leave ( i went to the bathroom once before recieving my food and remained in my seat the whole time) i tell him i didn't puke in the bathroom and i want my change he says i gave him exact change and again i need to leave. im putting on my jacket getting up and this dude asks if im going to leave a tip he says 20% like $8 is appropriate. he asks again if im going to leave him a tip i tell him no i am not going to leave him a tip and no i did not puke in his bathroom. he says we need to leave the restaurant and never to come back again i say alright. what the fuck?

this is shit i hate, tell me i puked in your bathroom when i didn't and then tell me i need to leave the restaurant now because of that but before i do i should leave you a 20% tip because that's polite? are you serious? i don't fuckin get it

thats not surprising i was just thinking he might be able to make more money working in mcdonalds instead of panhandling in front of mcdonalds but what do i know maybe he isnt even trying to make money he might not even be homeless fuck ya i have no idea really there are slaves all over though just varying degrees imo anyways

i hate how every time i puke it comes out my nose too its a real bummer i dont like the burning sensation

i fixed it

desi on dmt lol desi smoke 1g of dmt lol

reflected on everything in my life felt like my whole life was a self fulfilling prophecy. thought so much about what i dont know. intense ego loss. felt good.