Osmosis Jones

great stuff man^ That streak on the right leg is dope, how'd you earn that? 

You get that when you hit a Ford F250 dead on at 50mph and a random pedestrian plays hero and decides cuts off your jeans.  He only made it to my knee before paramedics stopped him.  Then he ran off.  To this day, I will never know who he was.

First purchased 2/28/2014.  Washed once at 13 month mark.

anybody doing track days anymore?

does anybody remember the one time we had superfuture weekend at Neptunecitylocal's and evilcrayon's pad and we played Bully and streetfighter all weekend?

just bringing back memories...

Currently riding an 03 Aprilia Tuono R Limited.  Forged magnesium wheels? check. Carbon Fiber fairings? check. Full titanium exhaust? check.

As far as a commuter bike goes for foul weather,  BMWs with shaft drives aren't bad but it depends on whether you want to have a bike that doesn't mind getting dirty or a bike that looks good dirty.  Dual sports such as KLRs are great for foul weather but aren't exactly the Moto Guzzi or Triumph you posted.  In the end, it's all really down to the owner putting in the effort to clean and maintain their bike. 

I took a shower in them, took them off in the shower and washed them a bit and then put them back on in the shower before walking around all day with no underwear on.  Like Cold Summer said though, I did wait a few days before taking that photo so they would have stretched out tiny bit. 

Normally I retire my jeans after 1 exact year and I have a pair of Ironhearts for thes coming year that are already perfectly broken in.  However, the RJBs are that perfect shade of indigo.

Post Wash

RJB 103BSP or 106BSP.  Honestly... I've forgotten and the model has worn off the leather patch.  I was wearing these when I shattered my right elbow and the nurses at the hospital were trying to cut them off me.

1+ year of wear every single day with no washes or soaks ever.

and another of the rear that might show more of the details...

I'll be posting a post-wash photo as well.

who's been down?

I've been in an accident almost every single year I've ridden.  Most recently I shattered my right elbow into 5 pieces.  3 metal plates and 13 screws later, I'm back to riding.

All the gear, All the time.

Shattered my right elbow. I'm on day 5 now.

Who's at Breakbot tonight? 9pm at the mezzanine..

i like cockblocking white dudes going for asian girls.

Please refrain from using homophobic language otherwise you will get yourself banned.

Thanks!

Your friendly neighbourhood Ordo

pedestrians who feel that cars are obligated to stop for them even though they are basically jaywalking across a highway. what do you think will happen if you play chicken with a car?

are you sure you're up to fighting a man this time?

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don't pm me you div

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great alt profile, bruv http://supertalk.sup...erniggernigger/

that's not me.

Sorry, haven't been checking into the contest..

Iron heart x634sx

Started wearing on 01/01/2011 until now. First wash was at 6 months and every 3 months until September 2012 which was the last wash. I will be washing these today and putting up post wash photos.

I will put up post wash photos tomorrow.

yesterday was a really terrible day and i've since dubbed it wild wednesdays.

so around noon, I was trying to return a motorcycle key and the associated motorcycle to my ex and she ends up driving over to my friend's house where I was at. She drives up hella fast, pulls over and gets out. The first thing she did was flip everybody off and then start yelling at me. The entire time, my friend is high as hell eating a quesadilla while my ex tries to somehow convince him that I'm a bad person; and on top of that, I'm on the phone with another friend asking me who's yelling in the background. The friend who my ex is yelling at is just trying to get into my truck and not make a scene while she yells at him through the window.

Anyway, we're both in my truck while this crazy bitch is yelling at me through my rear window so I turn around, gesture that I'm on the phone and tell her to shush. Next thing I know, she's jumping up and down on my rear bumper so at that point, I let go of the e brake a bit so maybe, just maybe, she gets off.

She jumps off, cool, my friend and I both turn back around when all of a sudden, my ex rams the back of the truck and thank god I had decided to let my car roll back because otherwise I would have smashed into the car in front of me. We flew forward a good 2 feet and it wasn't just a bumper tap or letting your car idle into somebody but she had her foot down on the gas. So just to help with a visual, I drive an orange Toyota truck that is actually under my ex's name and she drives a beat up Honda Odyssey minivan. There was a driveway's width separating our bumpers. After she rams me, I am still on the phone, tell my friend that my ex just rammed me, put it down and then drop the clutch and ram into the back of her so that I can get myself some room to get out of the parking spot. Then she pulls up next to me and shows me a hat my friend gave her that says "Kill Yo Self" and tried to block my truck in so I open my door a crack and then slam it into her car before I squeeze out of the spot and leave. But of course she follows me for a few blocks tailgating me until I catch a yellow light at full speed.

We get out of the truck a little later, my friend is cussing her name and we look at the back of the truck. Literally no damage, no point of impact, and all because I have a solid steel diamondplate rear bumper. I drop him off at work, we go on about our days while I begin the long process of moving all my vehicles to separate and safer locations that my ex does not know about.

oh and my ex livetweeted the incident but conveniently left out all the funny bits: https://twitter.com/exteeng

in the event that anybody wants to white knight in her honor, we can meet at uniqlo.

change my name to korny azn girl.

i think i put a cigarette out on my hand because i have a circular burn in the middle of my left palm.

Just finished shaping the fiberglass and foam for a seat... any tips on upholstery?

Find a professional because a nice looking seat with good stitching will make or break a bike. I've seen too much duct tape hiding botched seats.

My parents constantly bring up how similar I am to my late Uncle Johnny. Apparently, we both have a very angry outlook on the world and have heavyset, tired looking faces. Then my parents go on about how we are both very quick to start fights and argue with strangers, we look very similar and my grandma would often mistake me for him (even though I was born after he died)

and then they tell me that he died young.

and that I will too.

fuck LA. go SF.

SUP GUYS

is anybody still playing battlefield 3? i'm getting worse.