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percy

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  1. never brag about the size of your genitals... unless you can fake it.

    if your gf asks you what you're thinking.. look at her and say "i'm glad you asked.. i was just thinking about you giving me a blowjob" .. she'll never bother you with questions like that again.

    if he/she is much older than you..get them to lay on their back, that way all the wrinkles dont show up.

    always offer to drive on a first date... so you can leave them if you need to.

    own two weeks worth of clothes of the same type.. that way one set can be airing while you wear the other set.

    never join an online forum.. weirdos hang out there....

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