kauflust

i can supply bacon and fatty foods. membership?

membership granted

^ all the sexy stuff will be in the dvd extras

does anyone remember that chapelle show skit where he was a blind white supremecist? hilarious.

this thread has been hijacked by the boyz klub.

BAHUMBUG: http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?p=481372

The car comes to a screeching halt. Brad Piffery steps out and takes off his shades.

"You owe me money, man. Don't make me beat you like my wife, bitch"

DUM tears away his pants to reveal short-shorts and starts off running, showing amazing endurance, power and aerodynamics.

Meanwhile, back in a dilapidated apartment. Ugly flower wallpaper, circa 1992, and velvet portraits of Elvis. A thick haze of cigarette smoke hangs in the darkened room. Brad Piffery walks in through the door, sighing because it’s been a long day. A voice rings out like an icicle.

Brad Piffery’s Wife: Brad, is that you?

Brad Piffery: Yeah, it’s me.

BP Wife comes out of the bedroom, looking grim.

BP Wife: Where the hell have you been? You said you’d be home by seven. What time is it now, Brad?

BP (standing in the doorway): Aww honey, I just got held up at wo-

BP Wife (voice becoming sharper and higher): What time is it now, Brad?

BP: It’s seven…ten…

BP Wife: You’re damn right it is! I’m so tired of this bullshit!

BP Wife strides across the living room, grabs his collar. Shuts the door and pulls him inside.

BP Wife: You need to be taught a lesson, Brad.

BP (suddenly terrified, begins to struggle from the iron grip of BP wife’s claws): No, honey, no!

BP Wife (slaps Brad across the face, leaving a red outline of her hand): Don’t tell me “no,†this is the third time this month and I’m sick of it! I’m sick of you and your inability to keep your promises!

BP Wife drags a still struggling Brad into the kitchen. Camera stays in the living room, although the light from the kitchen slices into the darkness. Soon, a steady rhythm of cruel smacking is heard, the rate increasing faster and harder. A wail – presumably Brad’s – begins to sound as a stream of obscenities in a female voice matches the pace of the beating…

gay yes, but also incredibly supportive and inspirational

ahem

okay...i'm bored.

you guys got your character castings and the scripts, but more importantly who/or what fashion label/house will be doing the costumes

? what are the costumes like? is everyone basically wearing their own shit? will shit be modified to compliment the film??

what about the soundtrack? what songs and artists would correspond to which scenes?

based on the "whatareyoueatingtoday?" thread, who will be doing the catering?

costume

gonna be a huge range of labels, since we've casted people from the amerikaji to the gothninjas to elitist street to thriftguy gangs. i'd rather spend the cash on special effects - lots of cg, explosions, acid trips, gun battles, more explosions - so everyone will have to bring what they own. lame, but i also need money to provide an open bar on set, 24/7. no one is casted outside their "sufu character" so it isn't a big deal.

there might be a small stipend to supplement your wardrobe though. depends on the funding. might need insidetrader, drraijo, or 2000 db to look into this.

tg, ande, and thomas will be enlisted into sewing anything else we need.

soundtrack

music is not my area so maybe someone else can fill in. dum? sera?

catering

sufu members who will be forced into catering: vahalla and maybe felix

others: red's mom (lumpia only), felix's mom (mainly baking), and soepom's mom (everything else)

selegna will be tending the open bar

summertime: you cannot hide behind sucking it in

where were asian boys 1 and 2, i seemed to have missed them.

"sleezy jewish gay porn director with fetish for asian boys:" a mouthful but maybe it would look ok on my sig.

haha, just because i am a behind the scenes kind of person...

kauflust är du jude? :eek:

what makes you think that?

tvärtom

tnch

NOT a porn film

watch out for potential cooties. according to our lab results, this one may be a carrier.

QUARANTINE

damn, if we could get a photoshoot of everyone dressed and posing like that or some other variation...

narrator, you say? pm-ed you.

welcome to superfuture, friend. nice avatar. please sit down in the waiting room and chug a beer or two.

in the meantime, jungleja- i mean, junglejohn, your membership will be put on hold while we process your application for further review.

Version two, from skype chat:

CAST

West Coast Syndicate:

Sidney – The new jack in the family 'business', no one believes in.

East Coast Syndicate:

Cheep – Godfather, easygoing most of the time but will go ballistic on your ass if you’re a smart aleck or tries to betray him

Beatle - Cheep's right-hand woman. Red Moon key holder and leather rope transforms into a deadly mace when necessary.

Syndicate Characters That Need to be Placed: Rira - Rich playboy gangster who enjoys wealth and leisure over killing.

Satanomendeath - Mafia princess, runs away with Rich

Brad Piffery – An enforcer who enjoys beating the shit out of others, but is secretly being beaten at home by his wife

Diddy - Retired gangster, everyone still respects.

Diamonds – Chemist, provides strange yet wonderful poisons and medications based on arcane knowledge of plants and spiders. Moody.

Moy - Former chef. Highly regarded for his wagyu sliders.

Khoiphan - Retard crippled bastard child of ...? Constantly butts into conversations with totally unrelated phrases. Is killed off early in the movie.

Assassins (no syndicate assignment yet):

Sphoxx - Kills fuckers with his bare hands, never speaks, secretly trained in Japan, is actually 370 years old.

Hap & Bizzy – Contract killers in an ill-fated relationship, as they are working on opposite syndicates.

Westside – Leader of the Boys’ Klub, a male-only contract killer organization. Always is wearing some type of animal print skinny pant.

Sera – General badass, femme fatale

Digital – Ex-priest, trying to make peace with God and the mob. Syndicate sees him as a moral guidance even though he doesn't think of himself that way. Living in a hearst with the mummifed body of his secret lover. Wears exclusively Lad Musician.

Red - crazy yakuza kid who gets hella sadistic. His mom cooks for the syndicate a lot.

Weaponry:

Kiya – Arms dealer. Supplies to both syndicates; no allegiances although he has a West Coast bias at times. Has ties to Japanese weapon makers. Business rival is…

TG – Arms dealer, no allegiances. Owns a posh clothing store in the UK that doubles as weapons showcase. Walls turn round, mannequins flip open, and display cases reveal high-tech gear. Also makes bulletproof wiggly jeans.

Andewhall – Maker and importer of signature uniforms for both syndicates. Always inserts those damn thumbs up somewhere in his clothes, it's like "where's waldo."

Seedy Citizens With Possible Connections to the Syndicates:

Crillz – Easygoing drugdealer, has a grill that reads "C R I L L Z.” Wears tight pants.

DUM – local pimp, runs really fast (particularly in short shorts, Crillz-style)

JJ & C0C0 - High class ladies of the night who are selective about their clientele. Stiletto heels are actually titanium sharpened on one edge for sexy lethal action. Work for DUM...or does DUM work for them?

GothNinjas:

Chris - Gothninja squad elite leader

Darkanimal

Isoform

Chub rock

Still

Bad Boys of SuperFuture:

(refer here for more information)

Milspex - Also leader of a survivalist organization with a remote compound. Engages in rigorous military exercises and enforces a dress code based religiously on military specs.

OMC – to be determined

StuckonStupid – Good at stealing, contracted by both syndicates for this reason

Shark – tbd

Jmatsu – Always has some biting comment for everyone, who wants to kill him for it but can’t because he belongs to the BBSF and because they secretly realize what he's saying is basically true

The Fuzz:

Icarus – FBI mole in one of the syndicates, they make him shave the ‘stache to look more credible (there is an emotional scene involving crying with this)

Kix – Cop, possible mole for the syndicate. Clashes often with...

Carl – Cop, not much is known as of yet. Suspicious obsession with photographing every crime scene he is sent to.

Minya - Chief of Police, has ties to the one of the syndicates, is corrupt

Entertainment & Culture:

Corned Beef - Comic relief crackhead with stereotypical bowl cut. Everyone likes him.

Drraijo - Boss of a network of hostclubs and soaplands in Japan. Offers rest and relaxation and pussy for those who visit the land of the rising sun. No allegiances.

Soepom – Cabaret singer with Vahalla and Sl*t as backups

JPGM – That one guy with the amusing Australian accent. Constantly confused by ignoramuses for being British. Likes ice cream cones.

Outsiders:

Canice – Cub journalist/photographer, looking for a breakout story on crime gang

Airjamie – Often seen outside the liquor store, hustling and talking shit

Bill – Gentleman lumberjack, friends with everyone but is seen as getting too close to the underworld for his own good

Cotton – Hermit in the woods, tends to ducks and a large, all male herd of stag.

Keagan - Eccentric hairdresser

Sycamore - Former altar boy banged by Digital. Now a cabana boy serving up..."mai thighs"

Other SuFu-ers to be Casted:

Chicken

SuperBobo

Tangerine

2000db

England

etc

The Supernatural:

Seenmy – Appears as Jesus (in Sidney's hallucination), still rocks the Supreme flannel. Sometimes spruces up in April 77 and Willhelm to throw things off.

Servo - Narrator, booming voice, sounds a little like Michael Caine. Makes an occasional on-screen appearance as a tranny hooker

THE RUNDOWN

Mae and Rich fall in love and run away from the sordid syndicate life. They dye their hair platinum and move to Finland. However the romance of a criminal life is too alluring so they follow the siren call and begin a Norwegian crime syndicate under the name of Lohikäärmetaistelu.

Bad Boys of the Future – no allegiances – instigate general mayhem and cause carefully laid plans to go awry. Coast around a lot on hoverboards that have been tweaked to work over water. Takes part in the internal decomposition of the police department, where everyone suspects everyone else of being a mole for the syndicate.

Digital is a tortured priest. Years ago, he killed Moy in a fit of blind rage and self preservation. Moy wanted to become a real chef with a real restaurant and the only way was to snitch. Upon hearing this, Digital became worried that the major source of funding for his church was endangered. Afterwards, Digital gave up the collar yet continues to serve as a conflicted man, to the syndicate. Sleeps with hot twin nuns, although he only sees them separately (together would be too sinful). Can't be bothered to remember their names so just calls them "sister" during sex which is a little weird.

Everyone is trying to find a particular pair of denim. Made from African cotton fertilized by the blood of virgins...woven by the hands of blind monks who later had their hands and tongue cut out so it couldn't be reproduced... When unraveled and rewoven so that the weft thread becomes the warp and vice versa a map is revealed, leading to a fountain of immortality and wealth.

The star crossed love of Hap and Bizzy is dealt a fatal blow when Diamonds goes berserk and slits Bizzy’s throat. Later on, Bizzy is somehow ressurected although Hap has gone crazy. Is only let out to kill; his style has become more violent, more brutal yet retains a certain elegance. Bizzy will find him in a strait-jacket and muzzle, looking out at the world with haunted eyes. In a rare act of compassion, the Bad Boys of the Future will use their time travel skillz to construct a happier ending for these two. This kindness maybe due to OMC having stolen Diamond's hallucinogens.

Sidney gets a lot of shit from within and outside the syndicate because many feel he is unfit for the job and unfairly promoted. Takes a lot of drugs as a consequence. Talks to Seenmy a lot, which leads people to suspect he's insane/unable to hold position. Leads up to a final battle.

In a final battle, Sphoxx kills Sera but notices sees a lock of slubby denim in a pendant on her neck, the same denim in a similar pendant he has. They realize they are long-lost twins. Sera doesn’t realize that she is also 370 years old because she has no concept of time within a larger context, ie past events are part of a general, non-specific past. Hints about this are dropped throughout the movie.

Running question throughout the film: is Seenmy real or simply a manifestation of Sidney's imagination? While only Sidney can converse/see him, other people experience strange things when they get too near. But sometimes, he shows up as minor characters ie milkman, random graduate student, etc. Is it Seenmy or just a lot of guys who look like him? And why does he look like a blonde Jesus?

Also included: Car chases, intense fights, hot sex scenes, Flatheads...etc

PRODUCTION INFO

This is produced, directed, written, boompole thingy held by Begs

For further information: take all complaints and errors to DUM, Corned Beef, Sera, and Tweeds in Skype during the hours of 23:10 and 23:30.

a few thoughts

1. you didn't press the seams enough so they puff out in an amatuerish manner

2. straps have no interfacing so they droop with the rest of the bag in a way that looks homemade

3. bag itself could use stiffer material or bag stiffener/lining/interface for body

4. contrast stitching makes the mistakes look more visible and frankly, it is uneven and therefore unattractive

5. if you're going to photograph it to sell, don't let it slouch like that. no one wants to buy something that is damn near crumpled up

^ hold your pants, it isn't done yet

^ clarify: your english suddenly became incomprehensible

Look not to the surface.

Seek the thing behind the words.

I am the man within the woman.

I am he who has climbed the 4th Pinnacle.

I am beyond the beyond.

we'll consider you as the token minority member, due to legislature regarding affirmative action

analog i thought you were a girl?

here you go kids: http://www.mediafire.com/?eldtmrn1yi2

+rep is welcome in lieu of thank you's