kauflust

i just want the stale bubblegum

yes i would like to go fishing. also, noodling 'cause iit's cool when you do it with bare hands

yes your pf flyers will get wet but if you cry about it we revoke your membership

^ try some soup (nothing with chunks, obviously) or a smoothie.

confession:

I was supposed to spend the little money I have at the moment on lunch. Instead I went and spend alot more than I would've spend on lunch and bought 4 books this morning (one is a present though).

Plus I still bought lunch and didn't get cheap stuff either. I figured I was spending already...

That's the only thing that gets me really greedy!

Books!!!!!

hurrah books!

I have lots of issues with being insecure and lack of self-esteem. I lost my right arm from a car accident when i was 2 years old- all the way to my elbow. I don't like to show my loss of limb to most of people...

I realize that it's not a big of a deal, but sometimes I just wish for things like that. But I'm not completely depressed/emotional. I still live a great life with great friends to support me. Maybe I just take my appeance too seriously than I should. I even try to look for jobs without wearing those company uniforms, which is pretty pathetic. Why am I posting this, I don't know... It's just all these little things that tick me off from time to time.

Can't say I know how you feel dennisk but I do have this pretty big, ugly, dent-in of a scar on my back that shows if I wear just a cami or sleeveless alone...

...

maybe it ought to be called "pita shit"

daaamn

tenchr

i got a nice pm from heartbrokensomething today. the histrionics made my heart tingle.

nothing wrong with nice fitting jeans, but that he was so clueless was the clincher

clearly not a sufu-er but...

you: a too-tight pink shirt underneath a too-tight brown jacket. stupid man earrings. with too-tight nudies outside genna's

me: are those slim jims?

you: uh...these are nudies.

me: right, nudie slim jims?

you: i don't know, i just bought them because they fit good.

i wanted to rip out your earrings and punch you in the face

^ let's go shoot spud pellets at the girls

indeed, that is a designer manbag

i'm going to let him know about this

Will it hold hammers, that bag?

http://cdn.is.bluefly.com/mgen/Bluefly/prodImage.ms?productCode=2095964&width=300&height=300

thoughts?

I like it but suddenly, I wonder if it is manly enough for JungleJohn.

Understand, I don't like cowards who hide behind their computer.

Blah blah blah I'm keeping it real online blah blah blah.

business cards? party fliers? chopped up kids? in my bag. drugs? in my bag.

your girlfriend's phone number? in my bag. your girlfriend? in. my. bag.

manbags for everyone!

and a NICE SEXY SUMMER BODY...

where do i cop?

Whats wrong with those easys? And the ked men slip on?

careful with the easys. they come from china and are probably made out of aborted female babies and melamine.

non-asians still don't know where to place asians on the black/white spectrum

So who is going to be the first to start a Team Birgitta i wonder

we'll need some birgitta nudes to make sure she passes muster

this might be helpful. true porn clerk stories: http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

"I was bored out of my skull about halfway through my usual nine-hour Saturday Shift of Doom, and I was downstairs putting tags back out. There was only one other person down there - a young guy, not a regular. I'd been keeping one eye on him anyway because he was wearing way more coat than he needed, which is the I'm-gonna-steal-a-box uniform.

We were on opposite sides of the room with our backs to each other. Gradually, I became aware of movement behind me. I turned around. His pants were drooping a few inches below the waistband of his boxers. He had snaked his right arm up underneath his coat and it was moving rhythmically.

For a second, I just stared.

Then, before I knew it, I heard a voice coming out of my mouth. It was a furious principal's voice, a drill seargeant's voice, Sigourney Weaver's voice just as she's about to wax an alien. It came up from the diaphragm, resonating through my chest, deep, powerful and furious.

PUT IT AWAY AND GET OUT!

He dropped the box he'd been holding and whipped around, eyes huge with astonishment.

He had been scratching his stomach."

so what's the deal with mayo sandwiches?

CbsX-GLpQn0

"if you're going to pass in white america, you are going to have to learn to like mayonnaise!"

bump for awesome.

felix, i think you should tag this so people can find it more easily.

Love them? Hate them? Can't decide on one because there are soooo many choices?

Discuss/show off/etc!!!

Men's deodorant: OK

Febreeze: No fucking way. Stop trying to cover your manly odors with corn by-products.

wrong thread! i just took away one of your man cards for violating rule #4: no deodorizing products allowed.