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*twitch*

Alright, I'll stay topical and controversial:

1) Hillary Clinton

2) Condoleeza Rice

3) Sarah Palin

I look forward to the simple joys of justifiable homicide.

fixed it for ya.

Reasoning can be found below.

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Good sir, I know when to admit that I was wrong and I today I was wrong.

Good point. If I don't post threads like this, creeps all the world over won't be into her when she's older.

I would fuck Jessica Alba until my semen ran out of her ears in rushing torrents of flowing ejaculate.

Cameron Diaz would be drawn and quartered.

Scarlett Johannson would be the one I marry because she could certainly feed a litter of our kids with those sweater cows.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahhhahahah

She's cute.

I would hit.

But don't marry her.

Unless she works out.

Cuz she'll get fat.

You can already tell.

It's very funny that you would mention that she would get fat. That's Sarah Palin's daughter, who is currently under the beginnings of interwebs scrutiny for actually being the mother Gov. Palin's "5th" kid. A lot of scrutiny is going into that bulge in her stomach and the lack of bulge in 8 month pregnant VP nominee.

*cough*

http://stevekroll.net/sarah-palin-grandmother-scandal/sarah-palin/

I think that only works if I have any idea who you are. Are you my mom? Goddamnit, I told you to stop following me here.

i swear we need to have a "do/marry/kill game" thread. sufu would very much enjoy it.

Make this shit happen. I can't post multiple threads in this time frame, lest I become "that douche."

I'm on board with all of the shaving, but if your woman isn't sucking your balls because you aren't shaving them, you need to hit that bitch. In the mouth.

This is the best argument for Christianity that I've ever seen. Maybe it's not an argument, but it's...well, it's something.

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Maybe I was a bit harsh. To make up for it, I'm going to run the only real gear from now on: 53/11. Then I'll start bitching again.

Let me get this...you people are gearing your bikes so that you can skid, as opposed to gearing it for, say for instance, going fast? Matching your location? Hell, anything other than for braking? That's what they fucking have brakes for.

No, I'm not starting a new brakes/skid argument. Really.

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88!

My friend, I pray to our Lord and Savior, Christ the Almighty and powerful that you are a member of the armed forces.

^^^^

I know it's just a picture, but something looks seriously wrong with that bike. That seat is entirely too low for a frame that size unless you're one of those long-torso/short legged people. Or maybe it's the BB being really high? Maybe a super short crank arm? I dunno what the hell it is, but it's driving me nuts.

Those looking to get into an entry level fixie that isn't quite as cool as the others, yet is made as sustainably as possible and at a good price:

http://kindbike.com/index.php/bikes/fixie/

Dude look like he gunna rape a bitch.

No, OMC is an African American type.

malaesthetique ,stop defending the indefensible.

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choose an adjective

doesnt mean his hate is not warranted...in a lot of cases he is spot on

but attacking someone because they are aesthetically challenged?

Alright, I don't like Jmatsu, but this shit is fucking stupid. Aesthetically challenged? A fucking thesaurus for the word ugly? Can we please stop being internet-intelligent and just go rub one off?

He looks like a guy on SuFu who is ocassionally annoying as a motherfucker.

O man just got a Brooks B-17, I wish I got this alot sooner. Conditioned it and took it for some laps around the block, instant comfort, I know that isn't typical so I am excited on how much more comfy it will get. Anyone else find them slippery with jeans?

I put some Obenauf's on my Team Pro and it actually holds my jeans in place very nicely. I highly recommend it.

Keeping the dream alive!

OOOOOOH SHIT

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wenger-Swiss-Army-Giant-Knife/dp/B000R0JDSI/ref=br_lf_m_1000194093_1_2_img?ie=UTF8&m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&s=sports&pf_rd_p=208192991&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1000194093&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=1MMJ8Y8MQNAD1VPJZ2MD

I beg you, please take that off the hanger. Pleasepleaseplease.