Thorns

1. I'm a huge Nascar fan. Seriously.

2. I plan on quitting my job by upper-decking my boss' toilet.

3. I grew my left tibia artificially 2 1/2 inches.

4. I'm addicted to challenges. Anything, I just love being challenged.

5. Im currently rocking a faux hawk. In my head I know its lame, but in my heart I love it.

6. I can't remember anything before 9th grade. Nada.

7. Babies hate me (something to do with having an Asymettrical face).

8. I love farting at work and watching my co-workers wonder who it was.

9. In high school and college I was always recognized for excellence in underachieving.

10. As far as I know, I don't have a left fibula.

11. If you're a beautiful girl, I'll just try to hook up with you. If you're smart and funny, I'll try to date you.

12. John Bogle is my personal hero.

13. I had free dunkin donuts coffee this morning.

14. I drive an old beat up Toyota Camry and I love it.

15. It takes me months to decide on a pair of jeans to buy.

16. I was devastated when my sister sold the apartment she kept in NYC, she never lived in it and I had the keys.

17. I get cravings for IC Light, one of the most universally hated beers of all time. Pittsburgh stand up.

18. I got my first pair of sweatpants ever for christmas this year.

19. I'm a high self monitor and adjust accordingly.

20. I feel slightly immoral for having a lot of money in UltraShorts right now and watching TV hoping for world catastrophes.

21. I have to look innocent, knowledgable, likeable... I cannot dress how I like at work.

22. I love oysters. That whole afrodisiac thing is true.

23. Padron 6000s. Yup.

24. My favorite holiday drink is Disaronno. A whole bottle.

25. I will be shocked if anyone wants to read this crap.

I did NOT bring my A game to work today

I just got off of the phone with an Indian doctor. I was trying to help her with her home PC. Indian women have such sexy voices. This particular one was so cute and somewhat high pitched. I want to fuck one very badly. Very badly... Indeed!

Indian women are excellent in bed. Very giving.

Kinda hit or miss on looks though.

People root based on their hearts here and not their heads. Defenses win championships, in fact, its a defense that's about to make its team the most decorated team in NFL history.

I was in the city for the 5th championship, I'm going back for the 6th.

Having spent many years in Pittsburgh...

GO STILLERS.

Oh and I just bought a case of IC Light for all you yinzers.

Nothing sucks like being told you're overqualified.

Also don't worry about GMAT, easy test. The GRE however is a bitch now that they changed the format (for the umpteenth time).

Joanna,

You've seen Scrubs right? Remember JD? How everytime he sees a hot girl he goes crazy trying to work for her and as soon as he gets her he freaks out and ruins everything... thats me.

When I found out you were a lesbian I saw it as a challenge. I thought you were far too hot to be dyking it out and frankly it was a shame for all man-kind. Now that I've converted you I'm nervous I'm gonna ruin it. Right now you're fascinating. And funny, which is crazy unusual. And I think if I come over and find you in bed with some girls and I get invited to join, all my fears will be relieved, but until then... I'm nervous I'm gonna ruin everything.

I hope I'm not JD.

-thorns

a girlfriend

Anybody try the angry whopper yet?

Wow that nipple tweak painting/poster whatever is awesome. I have a lesbian friend who would love that. Where to kop?

Anybody know whether that Uniqlo Trench featured in the last issue (6) is still on shelves?

^I agree completely... thats why it was my sig for months.

any employer that doesn't respect individual freedom of creative expression through speech or dress, is not an employer worth working for.

Assuming its that easy finding a decent job right now that you can pick and choose between employers...

^

Always dress for THE JOB YOU WANT, not the one you have. ya hurrr. (5.5)

People seem to have the idea that you can dress sufu-ish no matter what job you have. This is not correct.

Had four wisdom teeth out on monday. feels like the dentist took a cricket bat to my face.

Apparently wisdom teeth removal doesn't always cause pain. I had all mine out this winter cause they were impacted. I was completely fine, no drugs or anything. I stopped bleeding in like an hour and then went out that night.

Good: Stayed up all night gettin on my cute lesbian friend (not anymore)

Bad: Had to get out of her bed at 7, so I had could go home and shower and get ready for work by 9.

off to quantitative decision making... wtf is that?

In all likelihood this is a class that would more properly be titled, "lesser known uses for Microsoft Excell", but for your sake I hope not.

What are strip clubs like?

I've never been to a strip club where I wasn't invited by the girls. I'm just now realizing I have a lot of stripper friends.

^Yeah but that first Aladdin movie was the tits!

I still have dreams about gettin on Jasmine.

^ no. you should get that checked out.

Yeah I've been considering it actually. Theres gotta be some happy sleep anti-anxiety shit I can down before I fall asleep. Just so long as it doesn't have an alcohol interaction.

I've seen baroque inspiration, I've seen guys dressed up as girls.

Feels more arrogant than playful, but maybe I just don't "get it".

Anybody else relive all their life's mistakes in heart poundingly vivid detail right before they're about to fall asleep at night?

Or is that just me?

She kinda looks like Diamonds.

Thorns, I think PRS's are a lot better, even the cheap ones.

Gibsons win in looks and sometimes tone, but are really variable in quality and I think have an overall lesser playability.

PRS fatnecks feel amazing. I have two LPs. I would swap either for a PRS.

Well that Les Paul is a '57 reissue which is by far my favorite reissue they've made. The one I've physically laid my hands on is awesome.

The PRS I'm only thinking about because of the semi-hollow sweetness and the fact that I can plug it into both my amp and plug it into a PA to use the pickups and the pietzo at the same time... which is pretty sick. Kicker is I already have one PRS single cutaway and a first issue Schecter C1 classic neck-thru which I think plays just as well.

But I'd rather not buy cause I don't think either is worth the cash... I'm just feeling the itch for some retail therapy.

Sigh, if you have to work in sales or anything remotely corporate or really any job not in fashion... crazy haircuts are a no go. I wanna be a kid and do something funky again.

Just found this and I don't want to waste it in the youtube thread. Maybe late pass, not sure.

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