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Thorns

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  1. Recently met a guy with the coolest job ever. He's the beer manager for a place back in PA called "Tap and Table". His full time job is to travel around the world sampling the best brews and bringing them back to the restaurant a case at a time.

    The restaurant has the most ridiculous beer selection Ive ever seen. He spends two weeks out of each month in the store educating the clientele and the other two weeks abroad sampling beer. The only way I can imagine getting that job would be to give God a blow job.

  2. She's fine. She called me crying. And you can't be mad you know? So you just have to say, "its okay, calm down, cars can be fixed, are you okay?" And once you get the "yeah I'm fine" all you want to do is scream. You want to be mad, but you can't.... because that would make you a jerk.

    But god damnit thats my car!!

  3. I looked back here a few pages and didn't see any word of a potential DC sufu meetup.

    I thought I would post something up and see if anybody's interested. I was kinda thinking Happy Hour somewhere.

  4. I think I've been working through the checklist of all the shit you're supposed to do when you grow up.

    Go to college: check

    Go to grad school: check

    Get job: check

    Get boring wardrobe for office: check

    Get girl: check

    Get home (w/girl): check

    Start family:....

    Its that last one that totally freaking me out. Any advice sufu grown-ups?

  5. So far just a 750ml bottle of Piraat Ale from my boss and some unspeakable things my gf did to me last night.

    As an amendment: the lady and I attempted to do some more Christmas shopping last night and ended up walking home with nothing but wine... 7 bottles of wine.

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