gettoasty

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the top knot needs to die. nice fit though 

omg that dog gif

fu!!!! too cute

How do you manage the cost? Work out a deal with a local barber/shop, a friend, etc. ?

you got me, i was projecting too much! doh

Naturally slick back, I can just sweep it backwards.

I've used a lot of product while I was younger so I try to minimize it nowadays. I like switching between bumble&bumble or pomade from Layrite

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You missing the point, he stuck hot Cheetos fingers into her vagina. Imagine that sensation she got, I can't

That's not even awkward, acer. Some may find it erotic. Bad breath happens, remember to brush your teeth next time if meeting up with someone next time. Mints / gum helps

i hate getting food poisoning 

unhappy workers at a fast food joint

tonight: chipotle 

(i don't hate it, but i really dislike the attitude... and then i get crumby service/servings) 

For the dudes who have long hair, or cropped sides and 4+ inches up top, how did you manage it at the beginning e.g. slick it back, part, comb over, etc.

And how often did you have to get the sides cleaned up while growing or maintaining the top? Just got a haircut today and while the barber was cleaning up the side and my hair was wet with about 3+ inches, it looked kind of sexy/really runaway-esque. I got that thick Asian hair (albeit a high forehead) and was considering slicking it back. Not a pompadour per say, but maybe like Tony Leung but with a cleaner take (due to the cropped/shaved sides). 

Anyways, the top is about 2.5" now with a 2.5 shave on the side. Maybe next time. 

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I get everyone's hair grows differently but just curious generally 

i thought you going for cute, whitney? definitely short hair

man my 511's never fit like how its portrayed on the intenret 

what gives?? 

^haha! time to make your move, its now or never

i mean, its already out there so yeah...

LBJ all the way

^hahahahahahaaaa

^I didn't spill it like a clutz 

The damn tin containers leaked sauce. It was something like 9 containers stacked on top of each other with only the tinfoil covering the top to keep the food warm. ffs 

lol @ co-workers and me sitting alone in a fit of rage while dabbing out the sauce. i sat fuming for a good 25 minutes before someone told me to grab some dinner.  

helping bring takeout chinese food to an office seminar then spilling all the sauce on my trousers and shoes

happened 2x now. it is so infuriating. and no one else helps out. my right leg and shoe was literally trenched. 

was seriously pissed and am still annoyed... I try not to dress like a slob but my shit gets shit on, anyways :fu: 

and if i do fart with some lingering bodies still in the office, and from the corner of my eye I spot them coming in my room, i'll just get up and walk to another location to air out (in case they go near my desk, where all the filing cabinets are, in which case they'd just smell a bad odor think its their own b/o or breath)

i just hold it in until 6pm when everyone is basically gone 

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^Too true.

Ordered something again and today at 9AM I made sure to get up and post a sticky at my mailbox with my sig. Lo and behold, they left the package at my front door.

Last time the USPS did not even ring the doorbell but dropped the slip on the floor and left. Bastards! Had to wait till Monday before work to go pick it up :fu:

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i think it looks great because of how it is styled re: mufflers

anyways, whats the chance i'll get my hands on a long shirt in gray?