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Fuck, Droors. Fuck.

That brings back tons of memories.

I'm going to go see Freezepop tonight. I don't even know if I like them. I've only heard like 6 songs, and thought they were mediocre but my friend thinks I am really into them like he is.

I still think it'll be fun. Hopefully.

Lookin' good, dude.

I need to find a snitch for a wii. The new Smash Brothers game looks fun.

ya fuck it. but don't stop there, bump coke.

Good idea!

Close enough.

I'm addicted to TF2.

Rig it so she can't get out.

Leave that bitch to wallow in her own anger and feces.

- make extra strength ex-lax brownies and after she eats some, casually mention that the toilet is broken and the plumber comes tomorrow morning

more to come..

Instead of saying it's broken, cover the bowl under the seat with clear plastic wrap. That shit will swear on her butt and stash all the toilet paper and paper towels in the house in your room.

A friend of mine has "Pediatric Gynocologist" on some business cards he got for free. He uses them for free lunch drawings and stuff like that.

If you think about it, "use the fucking search function..." can be pretty deep.

"Go and find your own fucking answers." so to speak.

Is it a silk knotless jockstrap with a little window cut out to show off the balls?

I saw some commercial for these little medicated film things you put on them so they heal. I've never tried them, but I think they'd work.

I hate it when you get drunk and wake up the next morning not remembering the last part of the night, and when people tell you what you did you curse yourself for losing your glamour in front of the guy you like.

what the hell, I had a fucking blast!!!!!!!

On my ex-girlfriend's birthday, she got so trashed that she forgot the last half of the night, so we told her she took her top off and walked around the house. She got really embarassed then told a whole bunch of people over the next few days when they asked how her night went.

In reality, she just passed out on the spare bed.

I can trade an invite to deepbassnine for a what.cd invite if any of you are into drum and bass.

I saw Donnie Darko for the first time yesterday. It's a cool movie.

I love not seeing movies because the reaction is funny when people ask if I've ever seen some popular movie. There's so many classic movies I've never seen.

So, little Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night due to some banging on the wall. He runs over to his parent's room and sees his father railing his mom in the ass. His father smiles, winks, and turns to him and says, "Get out of here, kiddo".

His father says to himself, "Aw shit, I should probably explain to my son what he just saw" He goes over to Johnny's room and opens the door to see Johnny railing his grandmother in the ass. Johnny smiles, winks, and says to his father, "It's not so funny when it's your mom, is it?"

This thread motivated me to:

• Start eating better foods.
  
• Cook better meals at home.
  
• Save money for a camera.

Yesterday I found a nice new authentic Mexican joint near my house. I got a Chorizo torta with an awesome spicy cream spread and avacado slices, the standard chips and salsa, a roll with jalapenos, carrots, and other vegetables (not sure what that's called, but they put it on the tables in these places) and some cream cheese. Afterwards, we got some really good chocolate cake. The little corner restaraunt had a full Mexican bakery inside as well. All that plus drinks and two tacos for my friend was only $10.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/beckster/8294967/in/set-206015/

Her?

I always think of shit to ask right when I hop off the computer and go to sleep. I was going to ask about face cleansers, lotions, and shaving cream things because I have sensitive skin and I figured Sufu would know of something better than the crap I can get in a grocery store.

I was going to ask about underwear too, but fuck that. I don't need to ask the internet about underwear.

i would give more details but i've always been a firm believer in no snitching. especially on one self.

Life is so much easier if you're completely open about everything. I have maybe half a dozen secrets that I wont tell anyone, but other than those, I am an open book. It's strangely thereapeautic.

I try to be completely honest and open as much as I can. It may piss people off at times, but you just ask them, "Would you prefer I lie to you?"

Someone gave me neg rep for posting the pic. Ya'll some haters.

No hate from me, though. If you don't like her, whatever. It's no big deal to me.

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Only needs moustaches.

I'm 6'4" and being tall is awesome. It's like being in an exclusive club and people who aren't tall have to deal with the shame of knowing they'll never be apart of it.

The only downside is finding shirts long enough. I've got a really long torso.

Yeah, I told her I'd crowbar her in the face if she continued with the stupid myspace mirror pics.

She just called and wants to get back together. She's all willing to change and whatever, but I don't know.