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Dear jmatsu,

Is dull and witless really a style, or a lack of style altogether? Maybe this is one of the many mysteries of this universe. Sort of like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop.

i love it.

This is more in context. No hate.

I've bought so much useless shit instead of buying a new cell phone. Almost every time I open the thing, it randomly scrolls through the recent calls or contacts menu, then auto dials someone.

Playing Call of Duty 4 certainly is more fun than being able to call people, though.

Best alternative to a tailored suit. Make that shit out of duct tape.

Damn, I forgot about this show. The last episode I saw, he tossed the body in the bathtub and it melted through the floor.

I've got to get on some downloading of these episodes. How many did I miss?

Dirty Jobs is on right now and they're in a leather tannery.

First person to tan their own hide will get infinite rep for the rest of my stay on SuFu. My god, the process is disgusting.

I saw that a few weeks ago. It really puts the cost of leather items into perspective.

I'd like it more with a different scarf, pack, and maybe shoes.

what the hell? is today halloween or something?

Looks more like kwanzaa.

If I didn't have a giant head, I'd robocrop that haircut.

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=40861

I am reminded of this (much better) thread.

sometimes when i brush my teeth i make shapes with my lips so that the tooth-brushing noises change in pitch and it makes a little song.

http://www.hasbro.com/toothtunes/

Sing along? I want MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This"

Crown Comfort shotty-ridin' tatami-soilin' cheese sandwich-eatin' AMURICAN

White people love their fuckin' sandwiches.

wake me up when the 'stuff ____ loves/hates' fad has finally run its course

These threads, apparently. What else?

In Pittsburgh we get smokes for free.... the cigarette reps come to bars and ask ppl who are smoking what their favorite brand is and then give them a few free packs. Its nice.

I got 3 packs of Kool recently. They taste bad, but for free, it's worth it.

yeah it was, ~ 200 000 pills... Kid's retarded, risked his life for a grand.

Only a grand to mule that many pills? That's so stupid.

Fuck, I want that pullover. Maybe maybe maybe if I get my tax refund soon.

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This epidemic has been around for a while.

People take shit too seriously.

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Shit Fuck Shit

I've been out all day, so this is the first I've seen of this. Is there a list of the victims somewhere? I know I shit ton of people who go to NIU.

FUCK. I've got it now! The reason he wont post a pic is because he's...

Jack Black.

FUCK. I've got it now! The reason he wont post a pic is because he's...

Jack Black.