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haha, damn. I'm going to have some reputation for being the crazy dude after that shit.

Here's my toy collection assembled. Not pictured is my belt.

Never seen it, but the wikipedia says shit about simulated rape. I've done that shit, but it's a little too weird for me. I was covering her mouth with my hand and telling her to shut the fuck up and stop moving, then I would reach back and slap her if she squirmed. She told me that was the best sex of her life.

I choked her with a crowbar while fingering her once. The bitch was crazy and I'm pretty sadistic, so the shit worked out well sexually.

yall choke your bitches?

If I'm on top, I like to think i am a considerate du, and I will sometimes do that elbow resting thing where you wrap your hands from behind her shoulders, and prop yourself up slightly so you don't crush them. My massive 127lb body will do that to mad petite chicks.

Depends on the girl. My ex was into some crazy shit. I would choke her, slap her, pull her hair, bite her, and pin her down. I cut her with some glass once and she went nuts and loved it.

My girlfriend now likes hair pulling, and light biting, but that's about it. Shit's boring for me now.

EDIT: kunk, I'd +rep if I could, hahaha

On top: Neck and hair pulling.

On bottom: Tits.

From behind: Hips and hair.

hmm...i personally like my hands to be choking her or pulling at her hair...tits...bags of sand...

I'm down with this shit.

Seriously.

If I had a girl all yellin "OH! Cum on my mammaries!" I'd totally go limp.

Fuck laundry. I need to get on that shit too.

I tell every girl I'm a virgin. Even after I have sex with them.

It takes a special kind of idiot to say that shit where his girlfriend can see. Unless he just doesn't care about you.

What if we've got that serial killer steez going on? Then is it ok?

If I'm angry or annoyed, I usually just smoke a cigarette and calms me down for a while.

If I'm just trying to kick back and relax, I play call of duty if I'm alone, and hit the streets and walk around if I'm with people.

He'd film that shit and put it on the internet too.

Steadyboutique had them for $47, but it looks like they're down to 36's left. I should have jumped on that shit sooner.

There's the Cheap Monday mod pant. Not really sure the fit quality on them, but they look fairly skinny. I may grab a pair to fuck with since they're so cheap.

haha, I've been craving some yoohoo lately, actually. I haven't had the shit since I was a kid.

Makes me feel like whistling. Possibly for the duration of a night.

I have the worst fake laugh. It's generally a "heh..." accompanied by a facial expression that I am told can make any person want to hang themselves because they feel so stupid.

Actually, most of my facial expression cause awkward moments. My default facial expression generally looks like I am thinking, "Why the fuck are you talking to me?" If I am the slightest bit annoyed (like at work, most of the time), I'm told I look like a serial killer.

That's no haiku, kunk.

Shit is funny, but not right.

It's five-seven-five.

Who needs a woman?

Be smart and save your money.

Go buy a fleshlight.

I wear a us10.5-11. My feet don't really seem small, but my friends give me shit once they find out my shoe size.

I'm down for choking a girl during sex, but choking yourself while stroking it is weird.

basically, and fuck any generation that wasn't this. 87-91 style.

I was all about the legos, ninja turtles, nintendo, and the upstairs neighbor girl.

I talk to youngins now, and they don't have shit. Fuck them.

6'4"

Tiny people always in the way and shit. I just use my long legs to kick them out of my way.