alexryb

ahahahahahaha.

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=62059

i got the cassette but there was a problem with the digital download so i had to email the label. but the tracks are only like $5 on itunes, so i bought them haha

*provided the near-guarantee of everything's immanent finitude & meaninglessness doesn't throw me + everyone else into a brutal & unimaginable sort of existential despair...

this is probably what would actually happen, but otherwise i'd roll up a blunt, find a decent looking broad to smoke it with, have really fast pre-apocalyptic sex, then cry

EDIT: actually blow job while i smoke the joint. i know that sounds real pig-like, but i have only 15 minutes left to live

wit

steez

ambition

ass dimples

non-touching thighs/vag gap

eats more than me and weighs <110

good memory

eyesssss

dtf.

yes.

rich old ladies/middle-age housewives who have at least one of the above also qualify

as dubstep gets more popular, a TON of generic dance music is taking dubstep-esque choices in tones, percussion, etc. it's really funny to hear my friends be like "check out this tight dubstep joint!" and i'm like "bro, just because it has wobbly bass doesn't mean it's dubstep"

that looks really similar to some stuff i just picked up.

First: wait, what? His own cousin?!

yeah, MAD sick shit

rural iowa concept?! don't ask me, i just lived there

why would someone lace pot brownies with heroin when the latter is so much more expensive than the former

btw acid is a great drug and if you think you like marijuana I would highly recommend it

i don't know, some smokers don't like acid/can't handle it/have no interest in it. i for one, like all things, enjoy it in moderation

yeah. I transferred to UF and I have a Bright Futures scholarship so it's like $300 a semester for tuition. The scholarship also covers tuition for going abroad so I think I am going to spend the next year in Paris. NYU was so backwards but I do miss the city.

du, i might be in paris as well next year

eerie similarity of avatars there

co-sign

People always think something's all true.

People never notice anything.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact.

^ yo, hap. something to keep in mind is that your undergrad school doesn't mean nearly as much in the long run as your graduate school does (assuming you're going that route). like, i almost went to the university of chicago but ended up at the university of iowa because its cheaper and actually is a really good school once you get past all the chicago suburb bitches in burberry and uggs. plus i hear uchicago is filled with ugly people.

i'm cynical about the whole marriage thing since my oldest sister caught her fiancé (they'd been together for over 4 years) cheating on her with his underage cousin. then my other sister got married and her husband, still not over the suicide of his mother over ten years earlier, had a kid with another woman while they were still together.

my aunt recently divorced my uncle after twenty years of marriage, and her son (my cousin who is the same age as me) no longer talks to her.

it's like, how the hell am i suppose to go find a woman to love when it appears that everyone fucks everyone else over.

anyways, sometimes i forget to brush my teeth 4 a couple days.

i think black can work, too. but yeah, looking for a lighter colored jacket

i recently discovered sriracha (late pass) and one of those huge bottles lasts me, literally, no longer than a week. i surprise myself with how much shit i put it on.

but how do u bros tame the fire once its started? sometimes i go overboard with the hot sauce and my mouth feels like the fourth circle of hell.

yeah, i think it's fine but everyone should know their limits. i've drove high, but recently i've made the decision not to own a car, and i find riding a bike high is FUCKIN DOPE

really high watching the state of the union speech

obama is so steezy.

in other news, i think i might get a shirt that says:

gay 4 memory tapes bro since 2k9

the "1901" remix is a joke apparently. one of my hipster bros confirmed

he posted on his tweeter page that it's to "annoy yr lil sister" or something.

hahahaha

i got my beeswax leather DBs, really like them. my only problem is i only have black jackets. i was looking for another one to wear with my clarks, but i am unsure of a color that will really work

advice? matching colors has always been the worst thing 4 me when it comes to clothes, which is partly why i've been wearing black and gray for the last two years

colorblind concept?

^ So Great

yeah, i'll agree with you that is better than a lot of the collections this season, but that isn't saying much at all

bump. i got the second season on dvd 4 xmas, so i've been rewatching the entire series via torrents/dvd.

i'm actually becoming increasingly more interested in advertising since i went through the series again. all i gotta do is perform identity theft and i'm basically a don draper in-the-making

Wait, Sal's gay?!

I thought this was pretty easy to figure out since season one. if you notice, he's always making slightly "off" comments regarding male sexuality. a lot of the time you can tell the character is doing it to fit in with the rest of the hyper-masculine cast