breams

Next you'll want me to get rid of my tapeworm. Jesus.

cheap toilet paper at other people's houses.

you really wipe your ass with this bullshit?!

If I had to take a dump so bad that I did it at another person's house, I wouldn't be critiquing the toilet paper.

Went into a store to buy an umbrella and by the time I got out it had stopped raining.

those pump pomp things annoy me, yes hate

Never seen one that long before - kind of thinking it would look like a horse mane from the side.

hate when girls say "Tell me a story!" or expect you to entertain them when they are bored

I've had girls ask me to guess their names when I'd first met them -surprisingly this has happened on numerous occasions. But I mean what the hell kind of request is that?

Need to get a haircut later in the week, looking for new ideas. I look silly with short hair as well.

I burned my mouth eating some takoyaki today, so now it is hurts while drinking beer (or anything else I suppose, but I'm especially upset that it's beer).

they said next time i needed any alterations they would do it free of charge. the jeans were also pretty old so i didn't wanna say oh pay for them

I wouldn't even take them up on the free alterations unless your next alteration is for another of jean shorts.

If you want the wavy hair, why not just get the asian perm - I do that and it works out pretty good. Just need to get one every few months.

well, here's what i normally do with it maybe i should just do the former then? it's certainly a little less severe

Definitely the first one. Looks dope.

who is this fine beauty?

Name is Jing Tian. She looks far better in this photo than any other shots of her tho

^ Immediately thought of:

^ 1:44 killed it

The exchange on the yen is limiting the amount of jawnz I can cop

I love this photo on so many levels.

Seeing as it's a wiki page, couldn't we just take over the existing superfuture wikia page?

Anyways, I have a bit of time on my hands these days, so I'll try and contribute.

Ate some shit so spicy last night that I had to run out to find something to drink and came back with a McDonald's ice cream.

I am not looking forward to the inevitable outcome today.

Someone do a 'then post a fit pic, son' caption.

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But think of all the corn you're missing out on.

Two and a Half Men - tv programming for enlightened minds

I laughed at that "handsome girl" title.

So on the fence with this one.