Hocus Pocus

What in the fuck. How did I miss this!>

Supershare:

Just got a letter from my school letting me know that all failing marks have been stricken from my transcript.

SWEET

How did you do that? I need this. If necessary, PM/msn me.

Nah, see it. I liked it, even if it wasn't amazing. Good totally, mindless entertainment. Great opening credits also.

Does anyone know whether it's healthy to spit out green mucus? I mean, as opposed to swallowing it? I picked up the habit when I was young. I get allergies so I still spit out that excess mucus, which I recognize probably doesn't make much difference. What about when I have a cold and it's that green/brown shit? It feels way better than swallowing it or some shit. I know Chinese people believe this, but what's the fact-based reality?

Hey man, all is fair in love and war. If you can manage to get a hold of her password, and find out she was doing some shit behind your back, that's really good for you. It's kind of bittersweet, but better you find out she's a heinous bitch now and end it, rather than finding out over a year from now and wasting more time with her.

In the end you can't really trust anyone. When it's all said and done, you will only have yourself in the end. If protecting yourself means getting access to some private files, so be it. She shouldn't have anything to hide if she has been trustworthy.

Hell, I'll give my password to my girlfriend. I have nothing to hide. She might find some asian bitch/dude trying to sell me WoW gold even though I don't play the game, but she won't find me talking nasty to some other girl or anything.

That being said, it isn't a "right" to have her e-mail password. But if you feel uneasy about her, and you get your hands on it, go for it.

Terrible advice. This comes from someone who can feel pretty damn jealous at times. Relationships are about trust. If you can't put some faith into that, you'll never really have a strong bond with someone. You have to respect their privacy. It's not fair to them to want to monitor every area of their lives.

If you have an actual, legitimate reason to think she is a ho, then talk to her about it. If you still think you can't trust her, and try to be as objective as possible, then break it off, because you'll never have piece of mind with her anyway.

Some people are manipulative and try to draw jealousy out of one another.

On the other hand, your emotions are your own, and you can't let negative ones like jealousy (in my opinion one of the worst feelings of all) ruin what should otherwise be a good thing in your life.

Honestly, as a Toronto fan, I don't want them to make it. Even though we can play pretty well against the Cavs, they need more failure as a franchise.

Considering that we've picked up Jermaine O'neal and Turkeyglue as supposed second best players in the last few years, I think we might need a new GM. Clearly Turkeyglue is past his prime.

Bosh is extremely talented, but lacks the mentality that's required when you are the best player on your team. If he was on the same team as Wade, Durant, Kobe, Lebron, or Howard, that team would be a new Dynasty. I hope he leaves for that sake, because a top 5 player won't ever come to Toronto. I like him so it would be nice to see him win a ring at some point.

Unfortunately he is too valuable to trade for anything acquirable at this point, it seems.

I went on a few dates with the singer from the Bitters earlier this year. She didn't put out that much. Things went south after I took her to see The White Ribbon which she hated.

If you ever wanna feel more guilty, check out the documentary film "Earthlings."

Yeah I have it downloaded. Will watch one day when I am feeling masochistic.

^That's wisdom right there. In which order?

I just drove past a truck full of pigs. Shit like that makes me ashamed of my meat eating habits. They don't look very happy to be taking that ride.

I had the best fucking weekend in NY. Mad love to my sufu fam there.

I heard some amazing superfuture related gossip while I was there. If I could confirm any of it, I'd spill it here.

On a semi-related note: Is it better to approach hotter girls (bigger payoff, smaller chance of success) than to approach decent to semi-decent ones (smaller payoff, potentially high chance of success)?

Anyone have either Hood 2 Hood: The Blockmentary (the original, not any of the subsequent bullshit) or the original Stop Snitchin' DVD the one with Melo and the dudes who ironically dry snitched on themselves? I've seen the second Hood 2 Hood and it was weak. I want the ones where the real gangsters talk about how bad snitches are and then end up going to jail for it Thanks!

As far as OG flavors go...

Sour cream and onion ruffles are great. Easy to OD on though.

Always been a fan of

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Cheap Raf leather

Sounds like quality.

Swill before swallow and it'll pull the plague off the pearlies and pink right off the gums.

also, these are good for aching bones.

I have a couple of these on my deck! Planks on planks.

I think you are right, my dude. I mean, Lookbook is pretty much an exercise in advanced photographic deception. You can tell that she ain't that hot by the difference you see in the two angles.

I just find this attitude of picky-ness and supposed high standards that some dudes have on here about women comes off as insecurity caused by latent homosexuality. "Why would I fuck her? Look at her make-up!!" Or talking about model types as if they would or would not "smash" or "approach" them. Come on, son. Most dudes here would freeze up they met a real dime, guaranteed.

Is there anything cornier than an Asian girl with blue contacts in?

I'll come to the one in New York, bros.

Got a reservation for Au Pied Du Cochon for 10 people on a Friday for when my friends go in May. Super excited.

Who are your favourite waywt posters, mass?

Craigslist ads with their numbers.

Poke holes in all their condoms.

To make up for it I'll tell the story of the last time I had a finger worth smelling.

After going to meet this girl I was seeing at the time at some crappy bar, I was waiting for the bus by myself. It didn't seem to want to appear, and one of the women at the stop hailed a cab. I offered to share it with her. We talked as we went up town, and she told me to add her on facebook. I never got around to it, but the next time I went to work there was a note waiting for me. I add her, and it turns out she is 31. I'm 22.

We meet up, and she tells me how she is recently divorced and is just looking for some sex. What I've heard about older women is apparently true: they really know how their way around a dick. Their bodies are also strangely soft, especially the titties. Also they don't get as wet. She actually even woke me up 8AM to have sex. After we woke up about noon she introduced me to her cleaning lady and gave me some granola bars, and then drove me to the subway.

It was a weird but fun experience. It was made weirder by the fact she started messaging me three times a day, everyday for the next few weeks, till I told her to stop because I felt like I had gotten into some fatal attraction type shit.

Moral of the story: if you get the chance to fuck an older woman, absolutely do it, but be prepared for what you might be getting into.

so did hocus smash yet?

Nah, disappointing ending to the story: her wack friend showed up and sat beside her, and I worked on my essay successfully. If I see her around, I might holler, but she seemed kinda lame once her friend was around to be honest. The situation wasn't a creepy as it seemed on here, because I was working on my paper for most of the night (at least it wouldn't have felt creepy for her, I reckon). The reality is that finishing that paper and graduating was more on my mind than breaking the awkwardness of approaching the girl across the table in the silent study room. Oh well.

Although that situation didn't go as I wished, I'm definitely going to bust out a prince flip book next time I sit near a hot girl in the library. Thanks for the support, Sufu!

so you recommend getting a law degree over something like a masters in English? just curious cuz I'm an English major undergrad.

I guess you aren't doing a minor in common fucking sense, because in what conceivable universe are those two things (an English MA and a law degree) similar in value, or even ease of obtainment? A law degree can make you a lawyer, or an educated whatever. An English MA will make you a cynical high school teacher.