Anton

/me slowly caresses this thread to the music of Emerson Lake and Palmer.

I just ate beef stew after a self-imposed 22 year ban on the stuff, wasn't as bad as I'd made it out to be actually.

The daycare that my parents shipped me off to when I was 3 served that shit for lunch every single fucking day for a year, and despite the fact I was 3, I still recognized the fact that i ate beef stew for a year straight. It probably had to do more with Bobbi, the daycare teacher though... I realize now in my older age that she was most definitely an angry repressed lesbian, and my fleeting memories of her are now limited to pretending to sleep on the cots during naptime with my eyes just barely open to see her marching around the nursery with her wooden spoon with the angry face sharpie'd on it, intended for all of the non-sleepers.....

Dude, that's rough. Nap times were harder for some than others... my daycare, I burned my hand and I had to wear a glove to keep my skin on... but they still forced me to play on the monkeybars...

Builds character

What kind of strange colleges are you guys applying to? With the exception of Oxford, Cambridge, Pre-Med and Pre-Law, I can't think of a single school in England or America that closes applications before December.

Uh... Victoria University and Camosun College both offer programs for January entry.

Pussy post sign?

Kitty column stop?

stop posting, pussy?

SHIT'S SCRAMBLED

oh and

I have no fucking clue when to apply for college but I hope that I'm not passed the deadline or else my parents are kicking me out of the house.

Camosun's deadline is soon for January, and UVic's is October 31st (to get into January courses)

start applications like a motherfucker.

i dated a girl for a while my freshman year in highschool, it worked really well for a whole, but ultimately it kind of fizzled out, and we both knew it. i tried to be nice about it, and was really honest and said that i really did like her as a person and as a friend, but i just couldn't be that anymore. she seemed fine with it, until i found out she was telling everyone about what an awful person i was, making shit up about me, and going to my friends and demonizing me, trying to get me uninvited from parties, trying to get my ass kicked by bigger dudes. nothing she did worked, but it was still mad shitty of her. prom was the next weekend, we ended up going in the same limo, and i fingered her best friend in front of her.

booyah.

This story was waaay better.

Here are my new favorite shoes -Alden Indys- pictured here with my son's favorite boots (frog cordo??).

I decided to return the Red Wing GTs and keep these. I don't need two new pairs at once. That's too much breaking in, & those Red Wings were pretty stiff.

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love the wear on teh frogs, where to cop? How does the rubber stand up to water? Taken any big puddles in them or just wore them around the house?

The SEXSC's from Self edge just came online and... even though I have contest jeans in the mail... I want them bad.

Like my desktop wallpaper is the backpatch for them...

I'd just hate to lose my chance at these...

Can't rep.

I'm out aswell

any pics of the butcher jeans????

Edit: found them, my browser has had problems with pages having lots of pictures-- sorry about the spaz

post some fit pics

So you say ...

ask Timber, she can't tell a lie.

Anton == Diamonds' alter ego, yes?

You wish, there's actually two of us.

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BITCH AZZ NIGGAZ B SHARK BITIN

SHARK BITIN MAYNE FELME???

bringit, I will just cry liek a lil gerl upindhis n den u will be all sorry n shit.

whats a good cheap machine? at my parents house i had a jura but im not dropping 5 bills on one as a student

Aerobie aeropress and an electric kettle would get you making coffee you could be proud of for under 50 bucks (get kettle at second hand shop, detachable chords can be replaced at like 20~ bones and are normally the reason a kettle is in a thrift shop.

there have been few things in my short, feeble existence that i enjoy more then a fine cup of joe.

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If this is you you should heat your press before you add coffee to it, and heat your cup before pouring coffee into it. also make sure to press the grinds below the surface of the water when you initially put the top on (coffee floats, tea sinks) and you will get a more thorough extraction.

coffee = hot cup to the top with ice then hot coffee over. + 2 splenda. best sorta iced coffee

sick, Best iced coffee is Vietnam style, shit's like iced crack (and I say that even though it's made with chickory infused vacuum sealed shit coffee.) if anywhere sold the chickory coffee in my town (though I haven't tried china town, diamonds remind me next time we are at VV) I'd be up and down in that shit.

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UH UH UHB UH PUSH PUSH PUSH ISAIA THOMAS MAKE MISTAKES, PUSH YOURSELF

did pearlnecklace get banned? orr did u ghit bored uf talken leik the man?

I'm going as my dick.

Hid in bushes wearing all black, hang out my fly, drink a lot of water and iced tea and pee into goody bags.

Or maybe just go as unemployed, because I'll be unemployed

Whoever voted MD better speak up, or I'll find them.

i have no idea what pimps look like in north america.

in asia they look like regular dudes wearing market shirts, pants and flipflops, in japan, theyve got the full trench on and a walkie talkie.

do the pimps look anything like snoop dogg in girls gone wild?

Pimps round these parts normally daylight as lumberjacks and treeplanters...

They wear a lot of flannel overcoats and trucker hats.

If you're in Vic and see a guy twice your size who looks pissed off just go upto him and ask him for a "good time"

i feel strange talking about my almost- relationships on the internet.

Yeah, i dig that. Maybe you should go to bed before you regret more than the liquor, amirite?

Only for the earners.

but once you got the booth it could increase turnover from not so hot crackouts into money makin playa pleazrs. You got 24 hours in a day that's 24 'bitches' you be increasin the value of.

Plus the extra 'pimpin hour' or hour 26 (cause they capped 25) where the pimp gets it on to keep it bronzed.

It's all in the presentation. Invest in some crotchless/assless leather pants and a pair of RO high heels pour homme. You will notice a 50% rise in business immediately.

loosely related, but do you think pimps have tanning booths to even the shugr mama's skin tones and keep them golden brown in the wintertime?? Nothing would break a sale like a panty line far as I could throw it.

I ask cause you seem to know yer pimp'n. If this idea makes you money I want a cut.

similar looking girl almost fucked me;

two almosts is as good as the real thing bro, keep trying!

well, say it was a cage match.

underwater or over water? and how big? because squids can squeeze out of anything that their beaks can fit through, and if they're aint no holes than MD aint seing shit but Krakens got the echo location and tentacles so in close quarters big K still has my roll.

I talk like a gangster when I am tired... sorry.

I listen to what Diamonds tells me to...

no seriously.

I listened to the new Eddie Vedder at work yesterday... and some serious bullshit the hippies brought in today...

I'm liking Fourtet... just wish it didn't have bad memories attached.

the size of africa protruding 5 inches out.

he should use it while he got it...

Where has my mind gone...

I accidentally shot my friend from about three inches away with a paintball gun once-upon-a-time. After he finished rolling on the ground he shot me in the balls, and to this day I sometimes worry that I might be sterile.

Go get checked at a sperm donor buisness... I hear it's free and you can choose to have your sample not donated (same with blood).