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renski

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  1. Ok.. so it seems everybody has no qualms with the size of the BIF. How does this sound as a finalization of rules:

    1. Minimum ~100oz of beer.

    2. At least 1 bottle must be barrel/wood/oak aged.

    3. 50% of the other bottles must be local to where you live.

    4. The other 50% of bottles should be something you think your target will enjoy (be creative :D )

    If these few rules are good with everybody, I'll collect contact info from everybody and hand out targets.

    was this the final say?

  2. yea kind of sick and trying to get over a cold. drinking the much hyped younger right now, and it can either be the age or still being sick but it literally taste like a pale ale, no hop bite and the alcohol taste is unnoticeable. expo is next on tap.

    I love IIIPA nights. well that is when I can enjoy the beer.

  3. either my taste buds are out of wack or i need to find something different. i drank a sculpin and it tasted like a pale ale, decided to switch it to a pliny since it has been a while and it had the same pale taste just more malt.

    theres a triple IPA night tonite so i hope my taste buds are ready or its because i'm slowly converting over to sours/wild ales.

  4. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking

    up on that morning... I went downstairs for breakfast hoping

    my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!',

    and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone

    'Happy Birthday.'

    I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....

    They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't

    say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low

    and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

    'Good Morning Boss, and by the way, Happy Birthday ! '

    It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door

    and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,

    and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,

    just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing

    I've heard all day. Let's go !'

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.

    She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We

    had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a

    beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office,

    Do We ?'

    I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'

    She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..'

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,

    'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom

    for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,

    she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by

    my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers,

    all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there....

    On the couch....

    Naked.

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