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JUPAFETT

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  1. IT' REALLY NOT MY FAULT!!

    YEAH HEADS CAMPED OUT FOR 15 HOURS. LONGEST BID I EVER HEARD OF. NO ONE DRESSED. JUST GOT SHOT WITH THE CAMP OUT FIT. WENT OFF WITH A HITCH.

    12'S AND 13'S ARE STILL IN STOCK!!!!!

    sorry

    SHIT IS WACKâ„¢

  2. SO THIS IS A LIFESTYLE SITE WELL, WE ALL GO INTO THE DETAILS OF GREAT GEAR/ART/SHOPS/KICKS/TRENDS AND THE LIKE. SO WHAT ABOUT THE FINER DETAILS I ASK? MOST ARE LITERALLY CONSUMED BY THE MATERIAL GOODS. COLLECTING, IDOL WORSHIP, CELELB FACTS AND RUMORS. SO I BELIVE WE CAN ALL BENEFIT FROM THE MORE SUBTLE YET USEFUL ASPECTS FOR A DAY TO DAY SUPERLIFEâ„¢....

    I'LL START:

    SO YEAH.... WHILST TAKING A HEAVY SHIT/PISSING SESSION, I MYSELF TEND TO INITIATE THE PROCESS WITH THE "PISS PHASE" FOLLOWED BY THE "SHIT PHASE" . SO WHAT I DO IS FLUSH WHILST SHITTING SO THAT WAY I WON'T GET THAT CORROSIVE PISS BACKSPLASH WHEN MY SHIT HITS THE WATER. THIS IS EFFECTIVE TO WHERE YOU WON'T HAVE TO CLEAN THE UNDERSIDE OF THE TOILET SEAT AS WELL. I THEN FINALIZE THE PROCEDURE WITH A VANILLA SCENTED PUMP SPRAY AIR FRESHENER. I FIND THE PUMP SPRAY VS. THE AREOSOL A BIT MORE DISCREET TO THOSE WITHIN EARSHOT IN ADDITION TO SUPPORTING THE PRESERVATION OF THE ALREADY DEPLETING OZONE LAYER.

    TOILET.GIF

    SO THERE THAT'S IT FROM ME. I MAY CHIME IN TIME TO TIME TO LEND SOME OTHER USEFUL TIPS.

    PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTRIBUTE ANY IDEAS REGARDING ANY ASPECT IN CREATING A...

    SUPERLIFEâ„¢.

    THANK YOU

    FETT

    SHIT IS WACKâ„¢

  3. ALSO ASK ABOUT THE HOMETOWN HERO DJ FIVE. HE'S A BIT OF A SNEAKER/GEAR HEAD HIMSELF AND ALWAYS SPINS GREAT SETS. THE GIRLS HE HAS SWARMING HIS SPOTS IS THE WIN.

    SPOT WISE I ALWAYS GO TO BODY ENGLISH AT THE HARD ROCK. DJ AM SPINS THERE A LOT AND THE SCENE IS WORTH A LAUGH. THE POOL AREA AT HR DURING THE WEEKEND IS GOOD TOO.

    THE WHOLE CITY IS BASICALLY BRIDGE AND TUNNEL BUT GROWING UP THERE I WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. THE THING IS THAT THERE ARE GREAT FOLKS THERE THAT KNOW WHATS UP. PLUS FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL DESTINATION THERE'S AN INCREDIBLE MIX OF PEOPLE THAT WIND UP THERE. NOT BAD FOR BEING IN MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. PLUS L.A. IS ONLY A 45 MIN FLIGHT.

    YEAH I'M ON THE BOARD OF TOURISM.

    SHIT IS WACKâ„¢

  4. TOTAL JERKOFFS!

    OK, NOT REALLY BUT THEN AT THE SAME TIME THEY ARE...IRONY.

    ANYWAYS, THEY HAVE A REALLY GREAT INTERVIEW AT BEINGHUNTED.

    FRONT PAGE!

    COVER STORY!

    NO REALLY!

    SHOUTS TO BOBBY AND BEN.

    POOF!

    SHIT IS WACKâ„¢

    Edited by JUPAFETT on Jul 7, 2005 at 11:39 AM

  5. THE MOST SLEPT ON SKATEABLE SHOE HAS GOTTA BE THE

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    TIM O'CONNER COULDN'T OF PICKED A BETTER ONE TO KNOCK

    SERIOUS POINTS OF CONSIDERATION:

    MID HEIGHT

    WIDE BED

    LEGIT STRAP - OTHERS MODELS HAVE 'EM BUT LOOK OUT OF PLACE

    GOOD LEATHER

    NOT AN SB

    PURE STEE

    JUST RUN A PAIR AND YOU'LL BE SOLD

    SHIT IS WACKâ„¢

  6. ON THE WAY TO LUNCH A DISABLED PIGEON WAS JUST SITTING IN THE ROAD. WE ALL KINDA LOOKED AT IT AND THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD GET IT OUT OF THE WAY. ON CUE, A BUS CAME AND RAN IT OVER. I MADE A NOISE THAT SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE A BALLON POPPING. WE WENT TO EAT AND A HARD TIME WITH LOOKING AT FOOD.

    SHIT IS WACKâ„¢

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