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    JUST THIS MORNING...

    in superblurber

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    EARLIER TO TODAY I WAS IN MIAMI FOR THIS KANYE MTV COLLAB EVENT THINGY. 600 HEADS. NO BIG DEAL. AT ABOUT 1 AM GUESS WHO OF ALL GOOFS GOES AND RUNS INTO ME...SUGE KNIGHT. HIS BIG ASS FOOT SCUFFS MY MINT CONDITION, SIGNED, BLACK/RED ICE CREAMS. [sIDENOTE: SIGNED BY CHAD NOT P.W. HE HATES FILIPINOS] I'D BEEN SAVING THE PAIR FOR NEARLY A YEAR NOW SCHEDULED FOR THE VERY EVENT. EVERYONE HERE KNOWS HOW THEY GO "GENIE SHOE" IN SEVERAL STRIDES SO ONE MUST CAREFULLY PLAN WHEN TO HAVE YOUR P.A. PULL THEM OUT OF COLD STORAGE.

    ANYWAYS, KNIGHT'S SECURITY DETAIL OFFERS ME A BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE AS SIGN OF GOOD FAITH. SINCE BEING THAT GREY GOOSE IS FOR PEASANTS I INSIST ON BELVEDERE. ANOTHER 10 MINUTES PASS AS THE NEWLY REPLACED BOTTLE IS DELIVERED. THAT'S A GRAND TOTAL OF 15 MINUTES SEPERATED FROM AN ALREADY COKED OUT READY TO BOUNCE OUT JESSICA ALBA. I MEAN SHEESH ALREADY...

    I GO INTO A FIT, AS CANCERS TEND TO DO AND PULLED OUT MY .38 AND SHOOT AT SUGE. SIX TIMES. HOLLYHOOD STYLE. WELL BECAUSE...WE DO NOT PLAY. ANYWAYS, THE PLACE GOES APESHIT, DOGS, CHOPPERS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

    WELL I'M BACK SAFE HERE IN LOS ANGELES AND JESS IS MAKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS SO I GOTTA GO. BUT IF ANYONE HERE KNOWS IF SUGE IS ALRIGHT, DROP A LINE. AND FAVOR ME THIS, IF ANYONE ASKS WHO THE TRIGGERMAN WAS JUST DON'T GO OFF SAYING IT WAS ME...THAT WOULD JUST BE STUPID.

    THANKS.

    JUPS

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    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

    Edited by JUPAFETT on Aug 29, 2005 at 12:19 PM

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    TOP 5 Celebrities/People You would love to SMACK & WhY?

    in superlists

    Posted

    RESELLERS - THEY NEED TO WAKE UP, MAY NEED BACK UP

    KANYE WEST - TALKS LIKE A FOOL

    JERMAINE DUPRE - LOOKS LIKE A FOOL

    YIN YANG TWINS - WHISPER SONG?

    RYAN SEACREST - OUT!

    BANDWAGON DIAMOND FANS - FUCK THE NET

    JACKO - AFTER THE FOLLOW THRU YOU'D HEAR "HE-HEE"!!

    MISSY ELLIOT - YOU FAT FACED FUCK

    JESSICA ALBA-REFUSES TO DO NUDE SCENES

    NIGO - LEAVE BLACK PEOPLE ALONE

    MARC ECKO - LEAVE WHITE PEOPLE ALONE

    DAME DASH - LEAVE FAME ALONE

    LIVESTRONG BAND WEARERS - I'M GETTING TIRED NOW...

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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    blueberry hand helds

    in supershopper

    Posted

    I'VE HAD THE 7280 AND THE 7290.

    THE 90 HAS A BRIGHTER BACK LIGHT AND ISN'T THAT MUCH LARGER THAN THE 80. IT'S BLACK LIKE THE NAME RATHER THAN BLUE. I LOVE BLACK. I LIKE IT OVER THE PHONE-ISH 7100. CAMERA PHONES GENERALLY SUCK. MORE OF A NOVELTY. I LIKE THE QWERTY KEY PAD INSTEAD OF T9 TEXTING.

    THERE'S TONS OF FREE DOWNLOADABLE APPS AND THE SIZE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. THERE'S SMS TEXT, PIN TEXT AND YOU CAN POPMAIL SEVERAL OTHER ADDRESSES AS WELL. TOOLS LIKE CALENDAR, ALARM, WEB BROWSING, NOTES, CALCULATOR COME IN HANDY. HAS A SIM CARD SO YOU CAN KEEP ALL YOUR CONTACTS FROM PHONE TO PHONE.

    IT'S SOLID IN BUILD. I'VE WRECKED ON BIKES AND BOARDS AND AFTER FLYING LOOSE IT'S HELD UP. YOU'LL NEED AN EAR JACK SINCE THE STANDARD SPEAKER IS NOT SO LOUD BUT STILL WORKS WELL.

    I FIND IT MORE UTILITY DRIVEN. IT'S LESS FLASHY AND STUPID THAN THE SIDEKICK.

    THAT SHIT IS FOR CHILDREN.

    THERE'S A NEXTEL ONLY VERSION 7520 THAT HAS GPS, SPEAKERPHONE AND WALKIE TALKIE. MAY BE THE NEXT UNIT TO PEEP. OH SHIT COMES IN BLACK!

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

    Edited by JUPAFETT on Aug 16, 2005 at 12:20 PM

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    shit you hate

    in supertrash

    Posted

    I LOVE 'EM BUT...

    LOWER BACK TATS AKA BUTTSTACHE AKA TRAMPSTAMP

    EXTREMO HIGHLIGHT/STREAK JOBS

    UGLY DRY FEET

    SMOKERS SMILE

    DIRTY CRIBS/WHIPS

    THAT LIL LOUIE VUITTON STARTER BAG

    TIFFANY STARTER I.D. CHARM BRACELETS

    ANY TYPE OF ODOR

    MAC MAKEOVER OVERBOARD

    ED HARDY

    THE BESTFRIEND "MATCHING TWINS" OUTFITS

    NON MASSAGERS

    ASSYMETRICAL MALL GEAR

    PIERCED FACE PARTS

    MEN CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT CAUSE I'M NOT CHECKING FOR THEIR SHIT.....

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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    Skateboard manufacturers

    in supershopper

    Posted

    I USED CHAPMAN FOR THIS STUSSY SERIES A WAYS BACK. ASK FOR GREGG. HE'S THE BEST. TALKS FOR DAYS. QUALITY WOOD, GREAT PRICES, QUICK TURNAROUND. THEY HAVE TONS OF RETRO AND CURRENT SHAPES AND CAN DO CUSTOMS AS WELL.

    631.871.1598

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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    supreme x bape?

    in supershopper

    Posted

    IT TAKES SOME A LONG TIME TO OUT GROW BEING A JERKOFF.

    JERKOFFS GET SHIT ON.

    SO DON'T LOOK, ACT, TALK OR DRESS LIKE A JERKOFF.

    NOW I SUPPOSE I'M NOW THE JERKOFF TO JERKOFFS THAT DENY THEY'RE JERKOFFS.

    IT'S ONLY CLOTHES PEOPLE.

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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    EVERY DAY TIPS FOR A SUPERLIFEâ„¢

    in superblurber

    Posted

    CLEVER ACTUALLY....

    Paramedics will turn to a victim's cell phone for clues to that

    >>person's identity. You can make their job much easier with a simple

    >>idea that they are trying to get everyone to adopt: ICE.

    >>

    >>ICE stands for In Case of Emergency. If you add an entry in the

    >>contacts list in your cell phone under ICE, with the name and phone

    >>no. of the person that the emergency services should call on your

    >>behalf, you can save them a lot of time and have your loved ones

    >>contacted quickly. It only takes a few moments of your time to do.

    >>

    >>Paramedics know what ICE means and they look for it immediately.

    >>ICE

    >>your cell phone.

    >>

    >>Please pass this along

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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    Supreme One-Piece Ostrich AF1's

    in supershopper

    Posted

    THOSE ARE ENTIRELY UN-OFISH. I CAN'T SAY THAT I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT JEBBIA HAS PLANNED BUT THOSE ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE. THE WORD SUPREME IS DECIEVING BUT:

    IT'S NOT AN SB

    LOOKS RETARDED

    OTHER MAKES IN THAT PACK HAVE TERMS LIKE "PREMIUM" AND SO ON

    BASICALLY NIKE IS PUTTING TAGNAMES ON CERTAIN MAKES TO SOUND OFF A NOTE OF GRANDIOSE SENTIEMENT. TECHNICAL RARELY USED POLY-SYLLIBICAL VERBAGE ADD ONS, URSHERS AN ESCALADEDIFIED PRECIEVED VALUE EFFECTIFIEDISM.

    PORTLAND IS LAME.

    SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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