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WHAT I DON'T GET IS HOW HAVING 24 DOLLARS AND GETTING BIT ON THE ASS BY A TEE SHIRT EVEN WORK IN CONCEPT. NOT MY ARGUMENT...

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I PREFER THE AZTEC BRAHMA CALENDAR SACRAFICIAL WRIST SUN DIAL. THE FACE IS BASIC GRANITE AND DOUBLES AS A DYNAMIC PAPER WEIGHT. THE DIAL ITSELF IS MADE OF BRONZE BUT DUE TO THE SEA AIR IT'S A BIT TARNISHED BUT THAT JUST SHOWS IT'S AUTHENTICITY. THE BAND IS MADE OF ALBINO PYTHON WHICH IS KINDA TIGHT BUT IF I WANT TO JUST CHILL I'LL SWAP IT OUT FOR MY BROWN BURRO HYDE BAND INSTEAD. I LIVE IN L.A. AND ALL THE CHOLAS JUST PLAIN JOCK MY PIECE. AND SINCE IT WAS AN OFFICAL SACRIFICAL ITEM IT STILL LET'S ME KNOW WHEN TO DROP THE HAMMER FOR THE NEXT 187.

BIG FACE?? FUCK JACOBS!!

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH DOLES...

MY LAST THREAD WAS ABOUT ABUSURD FANTASY FASHION TRENDS AND THE SUPERS KILLED IT.

GENUINE EXCERPT:

4. CUT AND SEW FRANKENSTIEN HYBRID KICKS

"I CALL THEM BLUNKS. GET IT, UH..BLAZER-DUNKS"?!!

NOW WHAT IS "SO NOT FUNNY" ABOUT THAT!!!???

I'VE GOT QUALITY LINERS ALL DAY, AND WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO READ MY DASHING THREADS??

THROUGH SAVVY POLITICAL SATIRE AN OBSERVER COULD EXTRACT THEMSELVES FROM THE INSTITUTION AND FIND THAT MAKING FUN OF AN ARMY OF LATE TRAIN MUPPETS, GARNERS QUALITY YET CONSTRUCTIVE HUMOR.

THE GUEST EDITORIAL TRUTH IS THIS:

BY MOCKING A FICTIONAL, THIRD-PERSON, UNBEKNOWNST "LIFESTYLE" PARTICIPANT I'M ACTUALLY GIVING AN ACTUAL PERSON A CHANCE TO PULL THEMSELVES UP AND UP AND WAY UP PAST THE COMMONPLACE AND PROVIDE A HEIGHTENED STANDARD TO PONTIFICATE THEY'RE INNOCENT LEMMING EXISTANCE. SAYING YOUR COOL IS NOT COOL. COOL IS SAYING TO SOMEONE WHO IS COOL, "YOU'RE NOT REALLY NOT THAT MUCH OF ANY FORM OF COOL"...NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN FUCKIN' ALL CAPS AWESOME!!! BUT WHO REALLY HERE IS REALLY PROTECTING WHOM FROM WHAT? I SHOULD JUST COMMONLY FUCK OFF RIGHT? HONESTLY, JUST KNOWING ABOUT THIS INFORMATIONAL SITE IS ACTUALLY REALLY A GREAT SERVICE BUT, A BIG HOWEVER... SEEING RE-RUN POSTS ABOUT NIGO'S PREFERED THREAD COUNT OF A LIMITED EDT DOUBLE LABEL REVERSABLE GPS ACTIVATED BAPEâ„¢ vs. DORITOSâ„¢ TEE IS BORING.

I'M HERE TO HELP MAN, AND NO ONE HERE CARES!!!! BOO-HOO!!!

such the rant and actually i'm intrigued that i was crossed out oh, whatever...

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REASONS WHY SUPERTALK WOULD TAKE DOWN MY LAST THREAD...

1. LACKING A SENSE OF CYNICISM

2. THEY'LL NEVER GET IT...EVER

3. SUPERTALK IS NOT SO SUPER

4. CONTROL COMPLEX

5. WOULDN'T WANT SOMEONE CALLING THEM OUT

THANKS!!!

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RAPE

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COUNTDOWN YOU LIL BASTARDS... SUPREME OPENS HERE IN LOS ANGELES EARLY SEPTEMBER. IF YOU CAN'T SKATE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WE'LL JUST ASK YOU TO SIMPLY DO ONE KICKFLIP IN THREE TRIES TO PURCHASE YOUR "IT'S MY STREET CRED STARTER KIT": BOX LOGO CAP AND STICKER. LASTLY, MOB AND ROCKET FLIPS DO NOT COUNT.

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THIS IS GONNA HURT...

NIKE SB - GET A GIRL AND STOP STANDING IN LINE.

ZOO YORK TRUCKERS - "I THROW CRAZE" NO YOU DO NOT.

B-BOY NAMEPLATE BUCKLES - TUCK YOUR SHIRT KID, NO ONE CARES.

SWEAT WRISTBANDS - RAQUETBALL ANYONE?

SUPREME CAPS - VON DUTCH RELOADED.

CUSTOMIZED KICKS - NO COMMENT

BAPESTAS - SLOW DOWN AND JUST PAY YOUR RENT, OK?

EVISU - LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY ASS!!!!

NIKE RIFT'S FOR MEN - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?

PIERCINGS - FOR GOD SAKES IF YOU GONNA SIT AT THE DINNER TABLE TAKE THAT CRAP OUT OF YOUR FACE.

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FETT'S TEN...

DIESEL - KRATT FIT ONLY, EVERYTHING ELSE HAS EURO DAMAGE

NIEGHBORHOOD - KIDS ARE CRAZY

SUPREME - I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE TO ABLE TO SKATE TO WEAR

STUSSY - THE CUSTOM MADE TEE'S ARE TOPS

NIKE - SC TRAINER 1,3/AM 90,95,97/FUCK SB'S

AAA - BEST IN BLANK WHITE TEE'S

NEW ERA - CAN'T FRONT ON FITTED'S

VANS - DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

UNDEFEATED - EXCLUSIVE SMU'S ON THE HORIZON

STARBUCKS BARISTA UNIFORM - GIMME MY SHIT!!!

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NEW JOINTS DROP THIS FRIDAY AT SANTA MONICA

PEEP: http://www.fixins.com/

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TOP MAGS

THE SKATEBOARDER MAG

COMPLEX

LO DOWN

RELAX

HUGE

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PEEP THE NEW "SHORTCAKES" DROPPING THIS FRIDAY. PICS OVER AT BEING HUNTED...

http://beinghunted.com/

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JUPS TEN...

GOLDEN ARCHES - HEY A NIGGA'S GOTTA EAT GARBAGE SOMETIMES

SWOOSH

VANS OFF THE WALL LOGO

APPLE

SUPREME BOX LOGO

UNDFTD 5KILLS

BAPE HEAD

FORD BLUE OVAL

O.G. VENTURE TRUCKS LOGO

O.G. RAT BONES

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Some L.A. heads have a new denim line called Corpus in NDG. Peep for it....

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When that behemoth opens Nigo is pulling U.S. distribution from all the authorized dealers from what I've heard. Basically you'll have to go to Ape to get Ape. But Canal St. won't be too far. You could get it there...

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THE SHOP LOCALE IS UNDER WRAPS, I CAN SAY THAT IT'LL BE CLOSE TO THE REST OF THE SHOPS THAT MATTER. AS FAR AS PRODDY GOES ANYTHING IS AVAILABLE AT UNION RIGHT NOW AND UXA IS OVER AT SITUATION NORMAL. THERE'S BEEN NO SOLID CONFIRMATION AS TO WHAT BRANDS WILL BE CARRIED. SUPREME [FOR SURE] AND KEY SKATE BRANDS BUT AS FAR AS IMPORT/STREET/FASHION/CULT/GARBAGE GOES THAT I DON'T KNOW AS OF YET. SORRY NO REAL SPOILER INFO.

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IT'S NOT OPENED YET BUT IT'S IN THE FAM. THE OWNER OF SUPREME/STUSSY/UNION SHOPS HAS A BROTHER THAT PLANS ON OPENING IT. BUT AS TO WHEN WHO KNOWS???

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WE GOT THAT SHIT IN UNION L.A.

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THE WORD IS THAT IT'LL BE OPENING EARLY/MID SEPTEMBER. THE SHOP WILL BE A FULLY STOCKED SKATE SHOP LIKE THE NYC SHOP, UNLIKE THE JAPAN CHAIN THAT JUST SLINGS OUT GEAR. THE FLOORPLAN IS BANANAS. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT ANYWHERE. THE WONDERWALL HEADS ARE GONNA HAVE TO RECOGNIZE ON THIS ONE.

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WHEN IN L.A. AFTER GOING TO LA BREA GO TO SANTA MONICA AND PEEP OUR NEW SHOP.

323.399.4195

ART INSTALLATION BY BRENT ROLLINS OF EGO TRIP FAME

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HEARD THAT SHIT HAD A FIRE. SPRINKLERS, WATER DAMAGE, THE WHOLE SHOT....

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