cman

dunno about you guys, but i'm naming my kid jawns c. weretocop III (third makes it sound classy)

i always find myself checking out back pockets. unfortunately, all i ever see is american eagle/mallbrand jeans or lee/wrangler (not repro, wal-mart). imagine a world where "fashion" means your beer cozy matches your crocs. this is the world i live in.

yo guys check how little i care about this *posts about it constantly* i don't get why you guys keep saying i care about this *keeps posting about it*

hella fashion drama itt

Somebody do it.

but seriously. that thing with the sweater. what the fuck. lol.

voodoo, you're pretty cool for an old fart. but god damn dude, just let it go. who gives a fuck.

Earlier today I was laughing at a broad as she was getting arrested. It was some white girl with a fake tan, I know it was fake because being orange isn't natural. She was wearing a pink sweat suit as well. The proverbial cherry on top was seeing her Navigator getting loaded up to be taken to the impound.

I feel kind of bad for laughing at her, but I have a suspicion that she's one of the girls that sits on her ass all day and mooches off of her parents.. So it's easy to laugh at her.

pff, you might as well laugh. fuck entitled bitches. plus, she's gonna get the last laugh because her daddy's gonna pay off any charges. what'd she get busted for? since it's a woman driving a big SUV, i'm going to make a conservative guess. did she...drive through a building while texting her bff jill?

not doing shit for 4/20 this year 'cause i finally quit smoking. i miss it, but my bank account doesn't.

whooooooooooooooo caressssssssssssssssssssssss

this is cool. can't wait to see how those jeans turn out.

yo guys, i copped this sweet vest at the levi's store today

sufu approved y/n?

waywt: chat edition: fashion throwdowns itt (hard niggas only)

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You suck ho's along with bows.

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colbert owns

i love my girl friends

but why must they all be bad drivers

no bullshit, one of my girl friends FINALLY managed to pass the driving exam. at age, get this, TWENTY. in the...4 or so months she's had her license, she's hit 4 cars while trying to park her own. yes. that's one vehicle per month. she's hit more cars in 4 months than i have in 2 years (fyi, i've hit zero).

women lack the spatial awareness to drive. i'm sorry ladies, but i've yet to meet a good female driver.

The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings, and money.

bill hicks, my main man. incredible comedian who died way too early.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

listen, i know there are chicks that post here and i'm not trying to be sexist or anything. but i just finished reading this article and almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard. my morning is now on the upswing.

i was in the local magistrate's office last year waiting to go in for a hearing and there was this state cop outside waiting to go in for a traffic ticket hearing. we started bs'ing, he told me that he and most of his buddies never pull people over on the highway until they're going 80+ (speed limit in PA is 65). so i just set my cruise at 75 now and i've never gotten hassled by the po-lice.

guys i'm going to see my hairdresser this week while i'm in my hometown (first and only person to have cut my hair, let's keep it that way)

i can't find a decent recent picture of me, i only have this stupid one but you get the thing. the second one is showing the hair cut i usually go for, like every 6 months, but i feel like changing. what do you think would suite me best ?

no homo, but i really like your hair in this pic. i bit the bullet and shaved my entire head today, gonna rock it over the summer and see if it grows on me. at least it's low maintenance.

that poster is fucking boss. i wish i was remotely close to the places giving them away.

also, i have a pair of 501s i'm working on. 28x34, i was gonna size down one in the waist but they don't make 'em smaller than 28. still fit pretty slim except for the ridiculous kneebags. not gonna post a pic yet, i've only got like a month in them so there's not much to see. good combs forming though.

i feel you on the clean slate dude. i'm lining up a major change in scenery for the fall. sometimes you just gotta get away from it all.

i love fast food once in a while. my favorite used to be the wendy's jalapeno cheddar melt, but you can't get those anymore. just recently, i was at the mall for a job interview and stopped by the food court. i finally tried a baconator. they are incredible, but i felt like a fat slob eating it and i'm like 5' 8" 130lbs.

anyway, eat a baconator. they rock.

for real scott? to hell with that girl. i'd never forgive anyone who cheated on me, let alone take them back. forget about her, women are rarely worth dwelling on anyway. you always think you lost "the one" and then a week, month, year later - someone else comes along. you'll find the right one eventually.

i mean this in the nicest way possible, but being down in the dumps about it isn't gonna help your situation at all. take that shit in stride son.

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last night, a girl bent over and i accidentally saw her thong. i vomited out of pure guilt and cried myself to sleep. i'm a terrible person.

it is in fact c-man. my first name starts with c, this chick i know started calling me c-man a few months back and it stuck. so yeah.