cman

how does shit work again? the neg rep one gives is like half of the positive?

i think it's 1/3.

superdenim would be 10x better if you didn't have to wade through an ocean of shitty posters incapable of buying pants that fit without consulting an internet forum. i hate trying to read a superdenim thread and seeing 20 posts that boil down to:

"i wear a 29 in nudie grim tims, i want my APC NS to fit the same but cup my balls ever so gently. what size should i buy superdenim????"

i'll have you know i just got a bespoke suit tailored entirely out of 21oz denim. i plan on wearing it to a funeral next week. just because i'm mourning doesn't mean i can't work on some sick fadez.

hahaha no i just never feel comfortable in the heat, and it's so humid in CT. also i am very likely moving to nyc in the fall so i have plenty of reasons to look forward to it.

yeah i feel you. fall is a nice time of year. summer still rocks though, bring on that global warming shit.

i miss cold weather a lot, this spring/ summer shit is depressing. hurry up and get to fall already.

yeah dawg, i hate waking up with the sun shining and birds chirping. bring on those cold grey days so i can get my spirits up. oh wai....

(no hate)

My friend got some free tix and asked if I want to go meet Chuck Palahnuik. I thought has last 3 books kinda sucked. Should I go? He still seems like an interesting guy.

you should go, and kick him in the balls. chuck palahniuk is a terrible writer.

realtalk, fake tits blow. especially if the girl already has a nice small perky pair.

wish i was as loaded as some of the people itt. my parents are putting me through college (which isn't really a huge deal, they're loaded) but they make me work for anything else i want.

alternate solution: burn his house down. arson is easy and fun!

if you can get his address, go to his house and steal his bills out of the mailbox. hell, if he's making payments on that truck and doesn't pay 'em maybe they'll repo it.

i wear my pants around my knees for maximum sick stacking fadez

its the equivalnt of getting with a suicide girl....been there done thats...seen the daddy issues.

PASS

realest of realtalk here, 99% of SG models are unattractive. a bunch of dumpy to average women trying to be unique little flowers.

but if it's killing the healthy young, why aren't the weakly old dropping left and right?

it has to do with how this particular strain of flu affects the young and healthy. the spanish flu behaved the same way, i believe, and that's why it was so deadly. basically, something happens called a cytokine storm. i'm not sure exactly how it works, check that shit out on wikipedia. with a cytokine storm, the immune system response to the virus ends up killing the person, so those with a stronger immune system are actually more vulnerable.

but again, most of what we've seen is that the cases outside of mexico are usually way more mild. i mean, if you want to panic go right ahead, but i wouldn't buy into this media hype until some serious shit starts going down.

if you don't know if she has a boyfriend, it doesn't sound like you've been very up front about your intentions. regardless of whether she does or not, you're on your way to the friend zone. so make a move already. the worst she can do is tell you she's taken and you stop seeing her.

here's the thing though. the average deaths per year from regular flu is something like 23000+ according to the CDC. the total amount of people that've died from swine flu so far is what, 160? most of the new cases have turned out to be pretty mild.

this is quickly becoming another case of the media making a circus over nothing because scaremongering = ratings. could swine flu have become a big deal? sure. does it look like it's going to currently? not really.

you got like 10 pounds on me cman.

haha, holy shit. i thought i was small. realtalk - i'm probably not all that skinny, i'm more of an average build. i just have a very small frame. 34 chest 28 waist.

p.s. - just copped some powerball tickets. who else is playing today? 35mil cash money.

I keep thinking that school isn't for me and I should just join the marines.

from superfuture -> marines. wtf.

man, i've thought the same (similar) thing numerous times. except, in my "bail on everything" fantasy i'd buy a ticket to france and join the foreign legion. serve 5 years and you become a french citizen, which lets you work and live anywhere in the european union. total fresh start, plus it's more or less my dream to see europe. living there would be awesome.

then i remember i'm 5' 7", 135lbs, and have a -6 prescription in both my eyes. hahah.

i boned a fat chick last night and i couldn't stop vomiting afterward, i think i've contracted swine flu.

a shitload of pictures

i'd nail her to the wall. damn.

every time i open up the apc thread in superdenim i die a little more inside.

also he as a ridiculous plastic transparent sheet taped on his screen.

sounds like a jizz guard. maybe he's waiting for you to stop watching him so he can jerk it.

dumped her again, even though we weren't dating. i've been made the bad guy yet again when this whole ending is her fault. i'm done, and ready to move out of ct and on with my life.

relationships are overrated. fuck bitches/get money/buy jawns

"well sir, we can't let you check out books until we're absolutely positive you are who you say you are. we're going to need a driver's license, passport, your social security number, and blood/stool samples. thank you for visiting your local library."

i went in to replace my lost library card today. normally, you just tell em your name, address, phone #, and they replace your card for like 50 cents. so i walk up there (it's a gorgeous day today) in shorts, my wallet is at home in my 501s. but apparently, they have a new policy - you've gotta have a photo ID to replace lost cards. so this middle aged unattractive librarian is busting my balls over replacing a fucking library card, and i have to walk home to grab my wallet and come back up.

what the fuck? someone's going to impersonate me at the local library so they can rack up 50 cents in late fees? lol

they'll probably just want to get revenge on you for eating all their bros